Thursday, April 26, 2007

Korean Invasion

Just recently lang I went to Big Buddha, GB3 with a friend to sample their food there. We ordered lang for the soft crab thingie and the Szechuan shrimps. The food was ok but not that great pare. Sayang nga eh, I forgot to ask for a comment sheet from them to at least let them know what I think of their food no. I should have told them that I am by far mas magaling na cook than their generic chef. Well, thats my opinion lang pare ha and I think I have the right naman to tell them that diba? I mean, I paid naman for the food I ordered so I might as well comment on it. Nothing lang pare. I felt kasi something lang was missing on the food I ate eh. So there.

After Big Buddha, we had coffee lang at Starbs near Cafe Havana where all the native pokpoks and chixilogs are making lipana. Hoping to catch some lasing ng foreigners who would 'do' them in exchange for some katutubo bucks. My aura got sira pa nga pare dahil most of the tables were taken na by the natives drinking free water or milk lang naman in mini cups. To think pare na I complained na before from the baristas that they should make tago na the cups to minimize some orcs from enjoying freebie drinks no. Kawawa naman kasi some paying customers like me na walang maupuan eh. To hell with the lazzaronis' pare! How come theres no racumin when I need one?

Eto ka pare! While enjoying my regular cup of chino, I noticed lang one thing - Makati was like punong-puno na of Koreans! As in everywhere you look dude sa Pinas. North, east, south, west.. It was like Korean invasion talaga! No kidding pare. Mamatay man Hilariously stoopid and all my maids together with all the orcs sa Makati. What's with pinas ba right now that we are being invaded na by Koreans? And then I figured, it must be with the boom of crappy Korean Telenovelas on local TV pare. I mean, those Koreans must have thought that they have a showbiz career here sa pinas so they are making padala na by batches their citizens here. Like, yeah right. Sandara Park where are you na ba?!


The pungent and yucky Kimchi.

To sum it up, I had an uber busy boring week pare that I'm noticing the Kimchi-eating chinks na.

Related articles:
- Inquirer.net's Korean Invasion
- Life Less Ordinary: Korean Invasion.

58 comments:

rv said...

ako una sa comment page!!!

rv

Cristina said...

oh my GAWD!!!! hahahahahahahaahaha!!!! sama mo!

bring it on, cofibean! ;-)

Anonymous said...

medyo mahaba na ang interval between posts ah :)

saisho said...

my favorite blogger, never fails to make me smile. lol.

Anonymous said...

Native, orcs, koreans.. palaki ng palaki ang tinitira mo cofi a. Kaw rin, paliit ng paliit ang mundo na gagalawan mo. Baka mamya pasabugan ka ng bombang nuclear ng Korea. Wakekeke.

Anonymous said...

Ang sama mo! mamamatay ka rin!

Anonymous said...

hindi ako natawa sa mga nabasa ko.

ganito na ba kabulok ang sistema ng pagsulat sa bansa natin?

nasaan na ang mga tanda ng kagandahang asal ng makabagong pilipino?

tsk! tsk! nakakalungkot.

nalulungkot ako.

Anonymous said...

Welcome back cofi! Mashadong mahaba ang pahinga natin a! Baka naman gusto mong magpakape?

Anonymous said...

wala lang.. nakakatawa

Anonymous said...

Sino ka ba talaga????!
O ano ka ba talaga?????!!!!

Siguro totoo yung balita dito sa office namin na taga callcenter ka din. Ikaw ba si Jonathan? Kasi kung ikaw si Jonathan, tigilan mo na ito. Hindi kasi maganda e. At besides, we are the birds of the same birds. Diba dapat we are of the same birds? Then bakit mo sinisiraan ang kapwa mo?

Carlo said...

Pano ba maglagay ng picture dito? Bakit yung iba may picture?

Passerby said...

Though i usually enjoy your blog and take everything you say with a grain of salt, I have to comment on this one entry. The food was targeted for Korean market, therefore it's Korean tastebud that should be able to say if it's good or bleh. It's like being a Japanese eating in a Filipino cuisine restaurant, would it make sense if this Japanese comment that the filipino cuisine is bleh?

Just an observation. If you don't like it, walke away.

camz said...

Hanggang ngayon may napipikon pa rin sayo. hahah. :)

Tuldok said...

Waha. Nakakatuwa ka talaga.

Pero masaya.

Nga pala, just in case, narito ang mga Koreans dahil mas mura ang edukasyon sa Pilipinas, lalo na ang pag-aaral ng ingles. Ayon mismo sa kanila, Korean education costs a fortune. Maari ring dahil sa business prospects dahil alam naman natin ang potensyal ng Pilipinas.

Anonymous said...

Ano yung birds of the same birds?

Anonymous said...

Ano yung birds of the same birds? labo mo meng. kay lalo kayo inaasar ni cofibean e.

Anonymous said...

ano yung birds of the same birds? kaya napapagtripan kayo e. sala sala...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Sino ka ba talaga????!
O ano ka ba talaga?????!!!!

Siguro totoo yung balita dito sa office namin na taga callcenter ka din. Ikaw ba si Jonathan? Kasi kung ikaw si Jonathan, tigilan mo na ito. Hindi kasi maganda e. At besides, we are the birds of the same birds. Diba dapat we are of the same birds? Then bakit mo sinisiraan ang kapwa mo?

Friday, April 27, 2007

----> ANO DAW????

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Sino ka ba talaga????!
O ano ka ba talaga?????!!!!

Siguro totoo yung balita dito sa office namin na taga callcenter ka din. Ikaw ba si Jonathan? Kasi kung ikaw si Jonathan, tigilan mo na ito. Hindi kasi maganda e. At besides, we are the birds of the same birds. Diba dapat we are of the same birds? Then bakit mo sinisiraan ang kapwa mo?

Friday, April 27, 2007

---> say WHAT?????

morth said...

ano bah, pati ang pagkocomment sa food pinasok na..di ba cliche ng konti, aba pinaglumaan na ni Kris aquino yan a...at papasok na sa showbiz starting with sandara...please dont stoop down our levels...please.... wala na kami titingalain...

tanda na ng orc na yan...la na ba ibang term...later on singluma na yan ng ewoks...

silangan said...

go cofi! post ka naman ng mas madalas :)

Anonymous said...

HOY COFIBEAN..TANG-NA OO, TAGAL MO NAWALA AH! TAPOS HINDI PA MGA TAGA CALL CENTER TINITIRA MO.. WOW PARE YOU'RE SO KAKA IRITA HA.. SA SUSUNOD NA MAG POST KA BRING BACK NAMAN YOUR USUAL FLARE TANG-NA OO.. MIS YOU PARE.. DUDE! TIRA MO NA ULI YUNG MGA ORC SO KAKA TUWA KASI EH..

Anonymous said...

walang panaman mga pinoy sa mga koreano anoh! nakantot na ako ng koreano at hanep sa tigas ng titi!!! that's what i call "kimchi power!!!" tangna! ni hindi mo ma-bend sa tigas..ang sakit 2loy sa panga! hahahaha

Anonymous said...

potah

omen13 said...

YES! he has updated again! THE KOREANS are friggin invading the Philippines talaga. Shit. They should all die. What if we went to Korea and desecrated their country? How would they feel, diba? MORE POWER TO COFI! KOREANS ARE EVERYWHERE

bloggista said...

top 5 reasons why d koreans are invading the pinas:
5. they all want to be discovered as stars
4. we pinois are all better in english than them (mas intelligent ba?)
3. we pinois are all better-looking than them
2. we pinois are all better smelling than them... wahahah
1. we pinois have COFIBEAN among our midst, whom all koreans would love to &$#%@ (bleep)

Karl said...

Hmm... first time ko mabasa yung blog na to, very interesting in a sense that he created some sort of gay rant spot to get people visit his/her site, increase page visits, and earn from his/her sponsors (google). Take a look at his site's worth, ang galing. Plus asar na mga tao then he got to get the cash he earned from senseless ranting.

Anonymous said...

may katapat na si cofibean wahaha! http://starboxcofi.blogspot.com

::petix:: said...

sa wakas nag-kapost din
www.petixlang.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Daming Orcs na nagpopost ng mga wannabee blogs nila o. Bisitahin nyo na. Sayang ang miles. Kawawa naman. Wahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Tanginang blog ito! Sino ba si Pare? Bakit parang may kinakausap ka? Are you some kind of insanity? Shet!

Anonymous said...

Bakit yung ibang comments ko hindi napopost? TAEna!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ipost mo yun kumag ka! Ang herap magtype!

pat said...

you should be pleased to know that somene ripped off the idea of your sosyalero-ranter-themed blog. refer na lang sa taas for the link. congratulations.

Anonymous said...

Well its nothing new. Daming gumagaya talaga kay cofi pero wala pa ring makakpantay sa kanya. Others will remain second best. Kudos cofi.

Sirius Black said...

Pati ba naman sa blog walang originality ang mga pinoys? Damn! Shitty na talaga the pinas.

Feeling conyotix lang pow.

Anonymous said...

okay, seriously dude, what's with all the "pare"? word overused! and geez too straight forward, but I like it. I hate those stupid poser poor pinoys too, but when I read your Blog, I WOULD say, nakakagulat. 2 Thumbs up!

Tingting Rimart said...

This invasion thing ended the career of Sandara Park. So many of them in the key cities all over Philippines.

Thanks for linking my blogsite.

lateralus said...

Did you like the food at Big Buddha? Honestly, I was very disappointed. :( Their sister company Superbowl Of China is MUCH better.

Anonymous said...

Funny mga sinusulat mo and you make sense din naman sometimes but damn you suck at writing.

Rurouni said...

hehe.. panalo ka dahil napagcomment mo ako eh... ang panget ng blog mo!! wala kang magawa?? Pakamatay k n lang!!! u really suck!! you are a gay!!! suckin shit!!!

Anonymous said...

kimchi-eating chinks?stop blogging, nakakahiya ka na

Anonymous said...

Damn right, pare. What's with all of the Koreans?

dannuuhh said...

korean invasion? HELL YEAH. even here in Bacolod. I swear parang mga LANGGAM na ung koreans. you see them everywhere. and all of them act like they're better than us Filipinos. Weehh. For all I know anak lang sila ng taxi driver sa Korea. ggrrrr. I mean not all of them are like that, but MANY of them are like SUPER bastos. wala talagang manners. Even sa La Salle bacolod. super daming Koreans. And this year, we have 55 new students. transferees. bullshit tlaga, im telling you. And it becomes worse...Bacolod is waayyy smaller than Makati. so yeah. We suffer.

Anonymous said...

yaman cofibean at gwapo DAW sya..eh happy ba sya sa family nya?own family nya ORCS eh..hehehe..

Arthur Nurikane said...

Oh baby, baby, baby! My baby, baby! ... teka, maling kanta ito ha! LOL! Nice attack against crab mentality. Cheers!

Anonymous said...

Cofi... Stupid blog... TOO STUPID... pero admit ko na mas ok blog mo kesa ke Kantuterong atenista

Anonymous said...

?????????
Ipinagmamalaki ko ang wikang Filipino dahil ito ay wika ng aking bayan....Pero bakit ganun may ibang pinoy para lang umastang sosyal( sosi nga ba yun???????) nagtataglish...napakapangit naman ng dating....tsong kung di mo kayang magsalita ng diretsong ingles wag na uy....kundi mo din kayang magsulat ng diretsong tagalog mas lalong wag na noh.........

Anonymous said...

rich? sosyal? dream on!
watch your syntax(sentence construction ,i mean)


dream on...libre lang managarap!

Anonymous said...

hoy titing supot na kinukupal na puro libag ang betlog na pinaliligiran ng had-had at buni sa singit na may bulbol simula kuyukot hanggang dibdib at bumalik ulit sa singit na may titing singliit ng hinglilit ng daliri mo sa paa na amoy alipunga at mabalik ulit sa titi na may lambi na sing nipis ng tutuli mo sa tenga...puki ng ina mo,,bumalik ka na sa pinanggalingan mo,d ka nararapat sa mundong ito at hindi lalo sa pilipanas,,king ina mo kahit cnong demonyo aayaw sau...tangna mo pag nakita kta...babasagin ko kuto mo sa ulo!!!!

Anonymous said...

hoy titing supot na kinukupal na puro libag ang betlog na pinaliligiran ng had-had at buni sa singit na may bulbol simula kuyukot hanggang dibdib at bumalik ulit sa singit na may titing singliit ng hinglilit ng daliri mo sa paa na amoy alipunga at mabalik ulit sa titi na may lambi na sing nipis ng tutuli mo sa tenga...puki ng ina mo,,bumalik ka na sa pinanggalingan mo,d ka nararapat sa mundong ito at hindi lalo sa pilipanas,,king ina mo kahit cnong demonyo aayaw sau...tangna mo pag nakita kta...babasagin ko kuto mo sa ulo!!!!

Anonymous said...

mas natutuwa na ata ako sa mga kumucomment... ang seryosong mga tao nagagalit kaagad..

Anonymous said...

"Disclaimer: Please don't make basa my journal if you find this offensive. Go browse disneyland.com instead. Hope I made it clear. Now, if you still comment on my site, it only means one thing -- you are really one stupid bobo orc!"

kaya nga may disclaimer oh! dami talagang stupid bobo orcs nowadays!

Anonymous said...

accidentally lang ang pagkabasa ko kase yung sinisearch kung words sa yahoo eh isa to sa link. Ang masasabi ko lang sana malaman mo nag rereflect yung ugali mo sa mga sinasabi mo. At base sa ti-nype mo ay MASAMA ANG UGALI MO!!!kawawa naman ang nanay mo at nagkaanak ng kagaya mo.

Rzel-makati said...

You are truly smart-and-wicked person. I love it!

there should more ppl like you to balance our world....

i agree poor ppl in pinas are like AnImALL. Nakakainis talaga...

but koreans are Hot. hahaha... hot in bed too!

SUper Boy Makati said...

Bro... 1st of all i agree with you that alot of koreans are here...

i like them because they are HOT in bed too!!! ladies koreans are so addict.

Anonymous said...

I bet you came from a sooo stooopid rotten family. You consider your self a God. Nasa langit ang Diyos wala sa lupa, so sana God will make kuha na the uber gwapo and stupid person that you are.And ummm, if you don't want to consider yourself or atleast associate yourself to the katutbos and the natives, go somewhere else.Pinas is only for katutubos and natives with so much respect to their people and the culture.

Anonymous said...

and ummm, please, to those who are fuckingly glorifying this loser, fuck you all as well. don't pretend that you are not part of the masa and the katutubos and the natives this PATHETIC OR AND BAHO KATUTUBO IN DENIAL is saying .we all have the baho shit afterall.walang shit na amoy CK.

Anonymous said...

You are an Ignorant person thinking that all koreans ever do is to invade invade.

You cant even stick to one language when writing this ridiculous blog. What are you a faggot or some sort? a spoiled rich kid where daddy's got your back all the time?

Grow up man, stop being an idiot at open your eyes.

BY THE WAY, This is textbook RACIAL PROFILING...