Saturday, September 16, 2006

Near death experience.

Dude! The experience was like nakakatakot talaga. I was like muntik ng mamatay early this week. And all because of some loser motorcycle punks along Macapagal road. I was on my way back kasi to Makati from MoA when my car almost got hit by the motorcycle natives near Bluewave. Tangina pare! My bobo driver, Hilariously Stoopid wasn't looking din kasi. Buti na lang I saw the approaching katutubos on a motorcycle heading our way. So I was the one who was making sigaw talaga. If I wasn't that alert that time pare, I could have been dead by now. One less gwapo na naman here sa mundo. Imagine pare, I died not because of the head-on collision sana with the motorcycle natives, but I died because some people are soo fucking stoopid to let loose their monkeys and let them play with motorcycles. I mean, who on earth have taught monkeys how to drive motorcycles? And what the fuck do you call those breed of monkeys on wheels ba? Iba na talaga products of Science nowadays -- the wonders of Genetic Engineering nga naman pare. I just told na lang Hilariously Stoopid to ignore na lang the loser punks who got tumba because I was really on a hurry. Hirap na pare to face na naman some patola enforcers who are like takot naman if I tell them the name of my tito na.

So yun na nga diba. I was like muntik ng mamatay early this week tapos I need to share na naman the house with some of my quasi-cousins. Ok lang sana if they have breeding pare no. Pero dude wala. Plus pa the fact that they are always irritating my aura eh. I mean now, I always have to go home early to check on some of my things baka they will make basag na naman some of my stuff. Just like what they did yesterday to my Brent yearbook that they made punit punit talaga. Eh I have only one copy lang kaya. So, how I wished that time that I could also make punit some super coolet kids and make them sunog na lang just to get even. My mom naman kasi always making kunsinti those brats and always telling me na, "Hijo, hayaan mo na. Ganyan ka din naman kakulit when you're still little eh." Just now I've realized na I should have made sagot to her remarks about those little devils no. I should have told her, "Ma, at least we're humans. And not freaks like those quasi-cousins of mine." The hell talaga pare! I swear I'm going to make irap at my tita next time for leaving those freaks here. Lately, our community kasi was really magulo because of the things that are happening right now at IS Manila wherein they booted the superintendent of the school Mr. David Toze, the former deputy head of all Brentoids in Baguio City.

Now everyone is trying to make pasikat na and making sali pa. Just like the Madrigals, the Ayalas, Elizaldes, etc. Kulang na lang the UN committee pare to referee the event eh. Here's one blog talking about the event - http://factoidal.blogspot.com. This site contains some disturbing politics of the school complete with some documents pa! Hay! Good thing I was a Brent alumnus.


Also, my site is still under development. I rejected kasi the first batch of designs that was presented to me by the Design Lab Project team. I don't like kasi the combinations of kulay that they did.

So there.

62 comments:

dalaifollower said...

cofi, ur losing the "tamang timpla" na.tsk tsk...
ur turning into boring tastse of twisted-toasted bread. think harder! u seem bothered.
let go of that bottled feeling ur battling from haha

enwei, why the hell u have one copy of that fucking elite notebook ba? man !! u really are affected by peso agaisnt dollar huh!?

where on earth did u find the replica of my experiment--> walking-talking monkeys? i have not validated the behavioral response yet becuz i still need to expose them to some stimuli like askal-doggy behavior of humans who play too hard to claim authority over things they're not supposed to. i just wish u know what i mean, u know broadband-minded ones.

r u b cofi? ur losing "ur it" na kc. well, u should get enough mental rest cgro hehe keep blogging enwei.

cheers to life and boredom ahead!

tae cofibean said...

sayang nde ka pa natuluyan!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wow pare. Muntik na palang madedbol and idol ko. sayang. that would be uber cool pa naman sana.

Anonymous said...

dude...pasalamat ka...hindi ka na2loyan..pag yun nangyari..naku..dami mag offer sau at magbigay na mga coffee and cookies pra sa maglamay dba..!Just keep praying..if you know how to pray???
i doubt!

Pakyu! said...

E tanginangshet ka pala e. Baka kaw ang unggoy hayup ka. Masahol pa sa animal ang ugali mo. Dapat sayo iniihaw ng buhay. Pakyu!

Anonymous said...

i can sense na ur a very lonely guy with nothing but your driver as a friend. kawawa ka naman.

tado said...

na ofend ka ba cofi at d mo inaprove 1st comment ko? tang ina mo. hahhah

Anonymous said...

Nice to hear that the old cofi is back. Welcome back pare Namiss kita!

Anonymous said...

youre s0ooo gay..
you do sound like a fat funny pseudo-rich guy.. err gay.
but ur def. hilarious.

cecilia said...

nakow, dapat pinagalitan mo na mga batang un, heheheh, kulit eh =p

crisel said...

TSK.

Brent na lang kasi.. magulo sa IS Manila.. Lol.

P.S.
Brent alumnus here XD

crost said...

Dapat tinuluyan mo na yung mga cousins mo para even na talaga kayo. Pero kung mabilisan lang, wag na lang, mas maganda kung pinahirapan mo pa sila, slow death is better!

Maraming feeling nga dyan sa Macapagal. You better watch out. And pakainin mo nga yang si Mang Hilario ng sandamakmak na carrots at squash para luminaw mata niya. O kaya pakagat mo siya sa radioactive spider para malufet na ang kanyang reflexes.

:) said...

your fuckin' cool pare!

CHINITO said...

MGA READERS WUAG NA KAYO MAG IWAN NG MESSAGE AT LALONG LUMILIGAYA SI COPIBIN. KUNG TUTOO MAN YANG MAYAMAN, EH BAKIT HINDI MAN LANG NAG EUROPEAN TOUR NOONG SUMMER?

DI BA MAGANDA PAG ZERO COMMENTS ANG NEXT POSTS ? PARA NAMAN MAG ISIP ANG COPIBIN AT PAG HUSAYAN ANG PAGSULAT NG MGA ENTRIES.

Anonymous said...

Yes guys! Iboycott natin ang blog ni cofibean!

ekonomista said...

this entry is boring. i had to skip some lines, only to read more boring lines.

heiress said...

my god chinito! you're so jologs ah....you don't have to flaunt your wealth if you're really rich. and puh-leeze! it's cofibean not copibin...pathetic!

Anonymous said...

yuck! kadiri si cofibean! gumagamit na ng mga TAGS. sellout! sellout! hehe.

dalaifollower said...

I SO AGREE WITH CHINITO !! WAG NA MAG COMMENT KAYA LANG NAMN KC NAKKATAMAD MAG BASA NG WALANG SASABHN AFTER. WLA LANG PARA LNG MAY MASABI KAYSA ANTUKIN NA NAMN AKO KAKA YOGA KO. HIHIH

SUGGESTION KO LNG GUYS, KUNG TLGANG DI NYO MAIWASAN MAG COMMENT PUNTA NALNG KAU SA IBANG BLOGS AT DUN KAU MAGCOMENT-- EVEN BETTER IF U CAN STILL MENTION COFI HAHAHA DB MASAYA. OR LET'S ALL COMMENT ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE AND GAWIN NATIN NOTEPAD TO DITO. .......(sssshhh wag nyo ipagkalat to ha bka malamnan ni cofi at di na magsulat, wawa namn yung mga unggoy na walang mabasa which until now still sooo stoopid stuping down to unggoy level. The HELL !! IT'S ALL FOOD FOR THE BORED MINDS LANG NAMN KC. SORI HA, AM NOT SAYING TANGA KA RIN hihihih...
BASTA YUN! SSSSHHHHH... DNT LET COFI KNOW OF OUR PLAN).

HAAY NAKU!! KC COFI, WLA LANG,KAPE KA LANG CGURO TLGA. KEEP BLOGGING, UR GOOD DAW SBI NILA. SO LONG AS THERE ARE FEW WHO BELIV IN YOU
-->>GO AHEAD! WRITE TILL YOU BLEED BUT I'M DEFINITELY NOT ONE OF THEM.

Anonymous said...

Ang nakakaaliw dito, yung iba masyadong apektado pero comment pa rin sila. Worse, binabalik-balikan pa rin nila. Ang pathetic na talaga ng mundo ngayon. *rolleyes*

Anonymous said...

Guys, kindly read cofibean's disclaimer. :D

Nicanor said...

Yung tag sa blog ni cofi ay bagong feature ng blogger beta from google. I think para yun sa google blog search engine. Update na din kasi kayo.

Anonymous said...

Mr. cofibean, pag natigok ka na? Meron pa kaming mababasa na entry from you? Ahihi.

dalaifollower said...

BKT B KAU ANONYMOUS NG ANONYMOUS NALNG, NAPAKA GENERIC NYO AND THEN SOME OF U CLAIM UNIQUINESS IN PERSPECTIVE.

HUH!!!!!!!!! HOW PATHETIC !

KUNG KAPE GUSTO NYO, KAPE BILHIN NYO AT INUMIN
AT HINDI........
PATRONIZE KAU NG CHOCOLATE,TPOS BILI NG CHOCOLATE TO SHOW OFF AND JUST TO BELONG PERO ANG GUSTO NYO NAMN PALA RECOA O KAYA GINILING AT SINUNOG NA MAIS. HOW ORIGINALLY-UNIQUE-ONE OF A KIND HUH??!!!

BOTTOMLINE:
U DISLIKE COFI AS MUCH AS I DO, SO WHY BOTHER COMPLAIN---- BCUZ THAT'S EXACTLY THE POINT---BEING POINTLESS FOR NO REASON AT ALL.WHY??? DO I HAVE TO CONFUSE MYSELF FURTHER? hihihihihi...

to all anonymous:

DNT YOU THINK YOU'RE CREATING ANOTHER ORC AFFILIATED ORCGANIZATION ? YOU DNT HAVE AN IDENTITY HERE, THIS SO CALLED NOTEPAD, I MEAN BLOGSPOT. ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO BOTHERED TO NOTICE GOOGLE WHAAATTTTT ????!!!!!

THE HELL! YOU CNT EVEN THINK OF A NAME TO USE HERE.BUGOK!

Anonymous said...

To Dalaifollower:

Etong sayo kupal. Padalai-dalai follower ka pang nalalaman. Baka hindi mo kilala ang DalaiLama? Tang-ina ka. Ano kamo? You dislike whom? Si cofi ba? E obvious namang fan ka nya. Lahat ata ng comment box dito ikaw ang laman. Kulang na lang himurin mo ang pwet ni cofi kakaepal mong animal ka. Please lang no, stop the crapolas about the anonymous majority. Ikaw nga hanggang nick lang ang kaya mo gago! Post mo ang blog mo tignan natin kung gano mo ako katagal na hindi makakatulog pagpasok ko sa site mo. At sa inyong lahat na kulang na lang ay humimod sa pwet na cofi, eto lang masasabi ko - TANG-INA nyong lahat! Mahiya naman kayo. Lahat tayo Filipino at kahit kelan ay hindi magiging unggoy tulad ng author ng blog na ito. Walang kakwenta-kwenta. TANG-INNNNNAAAAAAAA!!!!

Anonymous said...

watch your grammar before the call center wannabes notice the errors! hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

don't worry cofi..hindi ka mamatay cos ur too evil for hell and d ka pwede sa langit bka bumaho ang heaven eh..you'll stay rotten here on earth with all the super baho orcs...bwahahahaha...wawa naman u...ur pathetic!!!

Anonymous said...

cofibean, wala kang kwentang tao! hope u know that, fag!

dalaifollower said...

To ANONYMOUS :

BKT B? NAG SCAN KA BA NG SOCIOLOGY NOTEBOOK MO OR BRITANICA PARA LANG MAHANAP ANG MEANING NG DALAILAMA??

BUGOK KA PALA EH!!
DUMAAN KA KC NG BOOKSTORE MERON DUN AT IWASAN MGBASA NG PURO TABLOID OR KOMIKS, TGNAN MO PATI SA PAG RETALIATE MO SABLAY KA PA RIN. HAHAH...
AND DNT BE SO RUDE TO URSELF, ALAM MO BA NA PAG GALIT KA LALO KANG PUMAPANGIT WAAHAHAHAHHA
IT'S BAD KARMA , U KNOW. U CN START READING ABOUT DEEPAK CHOPRA FOR THE MIND-BODY RELATIONSHIP, PARA NXT TIME MAGSUNGIT KA MAISIP MO NA KUNG GANO KA KAPANGIT NGAUN WILL BE TRIPLED.. TSK TSK IMAGINE THAT!

SIEMPRE KILALA KO C DALAILAMA. YUN KAPTBAHAY KO SA TIBET NUNG NAG ARAL AKO NG MONKEY-STERY 101. TANGA KA BA!?! OR TANGA LANG?

HEHEHEH REMMBER : U CAN ONLY CHOOSE 1. TIME STARTS NOW.

blue_banana said...

actually, feeling ko facade lang ni COFI eto.

he's a great writer ha.. he gets reactions from the readers. good and bad.

COFI, maglabas ka rin ng book...parang BOBONG PINOY, pwede?

Anonymous said...

Okay, whaddahell does "orc" mean? I really need to know... can anyone tell me? thank you.

Anyway, I sympathize with you. I also have obnoxious cuzins. Those barbaric idiots! Some people might think I'm mean for saying this, but if they had an idea what those shmucks do to me, they'd probably call them worse. So again. I sympathize.

And I can also understand why you hate katutubo motorcyclers. I almost killed one before because of his recklessness. they really need to learn proper timing. I was so mad I yelled at the stupid bastard. My car almost got wrecked bec. of him.

Anonymous said...

Have you seen the "Lord of the Rings"? Yung orc.. yun yung mga taong-lupa sa movie. Brainless puppets. Getz?

Anonymous said...

oh... I see. thanks! Now I know what orcs are. haha!

Kasi I'm more into harry potter. kaya ang alam ko mudbloods and death eaters. haha... I'm such a kid.... feeling kid.

Well, Cofibean, you are a genius! just lyk me! Ü

Anonymous said...

nakakaboring na.. mas aliw pa magbasa ng comments.

Anonymous said...

this is one hell of a fucking blog full of fucking shit that fucks up my mind. fucking owner fucks the fucking readers mind and they fuckin fuck the authors fucking story. and im fucking here giving a fuckingly fuck comment just to fuckin have a fucking good time just like those other fucking readers. and i didn't fuckin get any fuck on any fucking entry from the author. so what im fuckingly trying to fuckin say is that this fuckin blog is so fuckin useless and fuckin senseless that's full of fuckin shitty readers that fuck the authors story. so fuck up and stay the fucking away of the fucking blog.

Anonymous said...

tangina niyong lahat! puro kayo anonymous! magpakilala kayo mga duwag!

tanginanyo said...

TANGINAAAA KAYONG LAHAT!!!! MAMATAY NA KAYO!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hay... ang nakikita ko lang kay cofibean ay isang fashion style na unti unting nalalaos .. dati 100+ comments .. ngaun wala pa sa kalahati .. hay hay hay ... kumorni na kasi ung post ... pare pareho lang ung english words na malalalim ang nasasabi mo.. ung tipong binuklat mo lang sa dictionary .. haha .. korni ka na paremandude ...

and BTW, bakit sa name lang ng tito mo takot ung mga pulis? hindi ba kilala pangalan niyo at kailangan mo pang gamitin name ng tito mo? haha .. wawa naman u


^___^

Anonymous said...

haha this guy is making you fight like this and you don't even know him? How fun could that get? haha! uberly pathetic. :))

Anonymous said...

Kakaaliw naman dito ang daming comments. Sana yung blog ko madami ding nagcocomment. Hay!

ataraxic said...

lmao... it's more amusing to read the comments than the actual blog...

i just scan the post then i spend a longer time reading the comments...

dalaifollower said...

ATARAXIC :
THE FEELING IS MUTUAL, SARAP DIN MANG AWAY DITO. HIHIHIH

heiress said...

god! that dalaifollower is pathetic ah! nako! i'm sure na he/she is just seeking for attention!

that's hot!

Anonymous said...

hahaha! tama, good entertainment nga itong blog na 'to, isama mo pa ung mga comments, astig!
kung cnu man nakaisip neto, ang galing mo, pero enough na sa mga call center agents, sa iba nmn, pakonti na rin kasi ng pakonti mga nagko-comment eh...hehe
suggestion lang dude, rock on!

roanne said...

Bounteous Traffic & Comments... What are you waiting for? MONETIZE YOUR SITE DUDE!

Sayang kahit brimming with haters 'tong comments box mo. It's still traffic nonetheless. Take a look at Bryanboy. ;)

:P You'll earn lots of bucks, pangdagdag sa dollar account mo (don't care if it exists or not).

Anonymous said...

My gawd! Kung konti ito mang matatawag ang comments dito, sana ganito na rin kakonti ang comments sa site ko. Sana!

tigang manulat said...

I-REFRAIN ANG PAGKO-COMMENT KAY COFI-BEAN!

(Hmm... ironic yata.)

Honestly, boring na ang blog na ito, boring na rin ang mga comments.

Ang mga nagko-comment na lang ay ang mga wanna-be famous na blog writers who wish to have a blog na binabasa rin ng marami.

(Hmm... there's another irony there somewhere.)

Pandesal said...

Talaga? Hahahaha. Pucha. Astig. Astig.

Brent ang pota. Kadiri a. Yuck talaga. Ewan. Pero, Brent sucks.

dalaifollower said...

ei, heiress !!!!

sori to dsappoint you! did i make you wait long enough ?! don't feel rejected ok, am here now. hahahahh and meditate, reflect on your comment.... hmmm check whose pathetic now. why cnt you think of something else? why can you not examine the entire situation? is it fate that you're not gifted with sufficient intellect to notice what's behind all these shallow attepmt to bring pseudo-chaos? wow!! ur probably just DUMB! aayy!!! TANGA! hihihihihi

WHEEEWW!!! HATE TO BREAK THIS SILENCE.... HEIRESS, UR 1 UNLIKABLE BEING. I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS SORRY FOR SOMEONE IN MY ENTIRE CYBER EXISTENCE.

so so sad for you....where were you when there was brain storm? (hekhek) ur making my life a gram happier or an inch forward to laughing tick tack bobo tanga ka heheh sori cnt help it. but come to think of it? it's even harder to live in hallucinatory state.
HERE, IT'S ALREADY BEEN DECIDED THAT DAY I READ YOUR COMMENT, YOU'RE BOUND TO REMAIN TANGA!!
(heheheh...tado!)

----pssstt!! roanne! bkt ka nag post ng picture? pangit mo kc hehe may gana ka pang mag comment naalala ko tuloy longkatots namn. heheheh

crisel said...

^ @pandesal:
How can you say Brent sucks?
Have you attended classes there?
If not then you don't really know the quality of education we get there, do you?

Don't be so quick to judge an institution because you are actually collectively judging everyone associated to it. In effect, you will always be wrong.

And will always sound like a daft jealous hater. (Even if you aren't)

~~~~~~~~~~>

A note to all who are seriously bothered by this blog: Can't you all see this is just for fun? Sure there might be some stinging truths laced in it and you might be bothered by CofiBean's idiosyncracies but isn't everyone allowed to act like himself/herself? It's funny when you castigate someone for acting in a way that isn't pleasing to you when you wouldn't like it yourself if someone tells you to change how you are. Let him be.

And can't anyone else contribute meaningful comments? Is there no more respect for other's opinions? Is the art of debating only the subject(without petty personal attacks) completely lost now? Why insult a total tranger on the internet? Why all the used-up "potas" and "fucks"? How does that help getting your point across (if you even have one)?

Scan all these comments.. they're all mostly people fighting each other, using the crudest, most used-up words there are. And what's the point?

snst_blvd said...

dammit brentonian ka??! haha^_^

Anonymous said...

Hi, Cofibean! Just wanna say my friends and I love your blog, you are INSANE and we love you!! Keep em coming!!

Although sometimes I feel sad when u talk about maids and your driver hehe!

YOU ROCK!

From Chris, Rima and Pavan

Anonymous said...

you're nothing but an effete, pretentious good-for-nothing bore. please write something more relevant than your bourgeois whinings.

mag-suicide ka na lang pre.

and yeah, check your grammar too dude.

BC said...

sa totoo lang, some people here are getting a free ride from cofi. bakit kayo dito nakikipag-away? to get known? to be noticed? write on your own blogs and hope that you earn comments too.

Anonymous said...

SANA NATULUYAN KA NA COFIBEAN. Isa Ka ring HAMPAS LUPA at KATUTUBO ULOL.


WAG KA NG MAGMALINIS, PARE PAREHAS LANG TAYONG MGA KATUTUBO AT FILIPINO. ULOL!!! KA

Anonymous said...

sayang naman cofi! nde ka pa natuluyan? hehehehe!

Anonymous said...

OGAG KA! POST MO NGA PIC MO DITO TINGNAN NATIN KUNG GANO KA MESTISO! IN YOUR DREAMS! SUPER UBER POSER MO!!!

TANG-INANG TAGLISH YAN! SUPER UBER KADIRI!!! GUNGGONG!!!

Anonymous said...

Ang yabang mo pasalamat ka at isinilang kang may ginintuang kutsara sa bunganga mong mabaho!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hahahhaha.. nakakatawa tong blog shit na to.. :) more comment pls..

leafar said...

kung di kayo nasisiyahan...wag kayo mag basa mga hijo de puta kayo...nyahahaha

Anonymous said...

Fellow Brentonian? o.O Really?

imroanne said...

dalaifollower

I'm deep concerned about your being a lesser-mortal. You should seek some professional help.

So, better see me in person ;)

That way, you can precisely judge.