Friday, March 24, 2006

Ziggurat Resto, Makati Ave.

Hahaha! Grabe talaga the native hookers sa Makati Ave pare. It's so funny how they made pakita their legs eh it's so kadiri naman. They all look so pangit ha. Tapos there are some foreigners pa making pacute infront of them. As in yuck pare! I think I saw one pa nga na may syphillis sa face. She tried to hide it lang with the use of some masa concealer like chinchansu (or whatever it is you masa people call it. I just heard it from my yaya before. basta all I can remember is that my yaya's face before was like really kintab after using it. I even told pa nga my mom na, "Mom look oh, yaya is trying to scare me na naman.") I mean, mura lang kaya Yves St. Laurent's Touche Eclat or Prescriptive's Comouflage Cream to hide her face. Yeah, her face pare. Kasi it's so disgusting na. I'm wondering nga how I managed to look at her for about an hour din. I was chilling pa naman at Ziggurat Makati while enjoying some mid-east cuisines.

So yun na nga diba? I was like alone lang trying to replenish my aura because it was all badvibes sa bahay dahil my stupid mom kasi won't allow me to drive my car. Since she fired nga my bobo driver, Mang Tonyo, she tasked Mang Dario to be my driver for the whole week until wala pa me new driver. My dad kasi went to Europe for some business meetings. I told her nga na, "Mom naman. I'm no longer a kid na kaya. I can even make sagasa na nga some orcs without being caught because I'm so galing na at driving." She made irap lang and told Mang Dario that he too will get fired if she doesn't made sunod the utos of my stupid mom. So that's the story pare why I took a cab and went to makati ave alone. Been meaning sana to go to Rockwell last night kaso Claude was with her pangit boyfriend na naman so I decided to try Ziggurat resto na lang. Yeah, alone pare. I saw Ziggurat kasi being featured on this site -- Philippine's Ultimate Guide to Restaurants plus I also saw it pa being featured on a couple of magazines so I want to make subok the place and make tikim the food. I ordered for a personal platter of their mixed kebab special, Ziggurat iced coffee, baklava and an apple flavored shisha. Grabe pare the kebabs ha! They are all so moist and tender. Unlike the ones at Husseins and the recently sunog Jerusalem which is kinda hilaw pa and medyo tigas. I also love the baklava. I just can't help but make tawa at the baklava. I made biro pa nga the waitress na I wanted some "is he gay" for dessert. Ok na sana pare kasi she laughed at my joke tapos sabay asked me on what I just said daw kasi they don't have it on the menu. See pare... basta natives slow. So I made ngiwi na lang and told her to just get my order agad. I saw some familiar faces kasi. Hirap na pare for someone to see me smiling at a katutubo waitress no. There are many gossip mongers pa naman.


Feeling loner talaga my drama last night pare. The good thing was that even though I'm alone, I'm still gwapo. I had my hair cut kasi yesterday at Piandre so I look really hot sporting my new hair do last night. I caught pa nga the native waiters staring at me like I was the food no. I mean they can drool all they want pare but I think it's impolite to stare at people kaya. So there I was... looking really gwapo and yet alone. As what I made sabi kanina, I even spent an hour staring at a hooker across the street. I thought I was going ancient na and buti na lang some college cuties also came to sample the place. Eh I was enjoying the shisha pa naman. So I tried to make pasikat to them and offered the shisha saying, "Hey ladies, would you like to blow my pipe?"... And then the place became tahimik..... Shit pare! Then I realized what I've just said. Kaso it was too late dahil I received na agad a sampal from the panget pa na girl. Of all cuties pare.. why naman the panget pa was the one who laid her filthy hand on my face. So yun na nga diba? I was really flushed because of embarrasment so I just asked for my bill and left the place. The hell talaga pare. They are missing out!

Still, I recommend Ziggurat Restaurant located at the ground floor of Sunette Tower, Makati Ave for the food and the nice experience. Just watch out for the chubby panget girl.

86 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think pare I'm missing out din on you. I really need to see you na talaga to make sagasa your panget ding face no! You deserve the slap you bitch!

Oyayi said...

Tang-ina pare. You are really so full of yourself. I guess may sapak ka sa utak. Bobo mo!

Anonymous said...

One thing is for sure here. Kaw ang sasagasaan ko pag nakilala kita.

Anonymous said...

Wow! Thanks for the update. More! More!

Anonymous said...

Hindi na ako magcocomment dahil hindi naman lumalabas ang mga entries ko. Boring naman ng blog mong tanga ka e! Pakyu ka sa earth!

Anonymous said...

I also think cofibean is mentally challenged. Parang hindi nagpromil ang mom nya nung pinagbuntis sya. Kawawa naman.

Anonymous said...

Ay! Wala na talaga si Mang Tonyo? MIss ko na sya agad. Please ibalik mo sya Mr. Cofi. Mas natutuwa ako sa kanya kesa sayo. Masyado kang masamang tao.

Anton Diva said...

Kakarmahin ka din dude kaya ingats ka. Malay mo yung chubbing girl pala ang future wife mo. Yun e kung lalaki ka nga talaga ha. Mukhang ikaw yung baklava.

Anonymous said...

I've been to Ziggurat before but haven't tried their Baklava. Masarap ba talaga?

Anonymous said...

Guys.... pano ba pumunta sa Ziggurat?

Anonymous said...

A friend just forwarded your blog to my email. Grabe the choice of words you have here dude. Really interesting. Nakakasakit ng ulo. Mas masarappang magkawkaw kesamagbasa ng blog mo. I'm out!

Jenpotz said...

I think kilala ko ang writer ng blog na ito. Sya si S*rg* M*** ng West Contact Services. Kaya pag hindi ka pa tumigil sa ginagawa mong callcenter bashing, ilalantad ko complete name mo. Tignan lang natin kung hindi ka matanggal sa trabaho.

Anonymous said...

Bakit wala pa ring picture si cofibean? Been coming back to this site since last year pero talagang hindi na nya binalik yung mga photos na pinost nya before. Siguro if we will all be nice to cofibean, magbago ang isip nya at alisin na rin nya ang moderation dito sa comment box.

Anonymous said...

Bakit hindi lumalabas ang mga postings ko?

Anonymous said...

Pano magkaroon ng nick dito na may picture? Please help me. Bago lang po. And bakit hindi real time ang mga tinatype ko. Bulok pala itong chatroom na ito. Boooo!

Anonymous said...

Hindi naman masarap sa Ziggurat e. Mas masarap parin ang Behrouz. Mas mura pa!

Anonymous said...

San exactly yung Sunnette Tower? Magtataxi lang din kasi ako para pareho kami ng arrive ni cofibean.

Tonyo said...

Ser Matt, sana po ibigay nyo na ang bak pey ko. Tsaka sana sumama ka na sa amen ng nanay mo. Dahil babaween na kita kay senyorita kasi masyado ng masama ang ogali mo. Ako ang totoong tatay mo.

Pi-es. Mess you na ser matt er anak.

- Mang Tonyo.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Kaiba ka talaga chong. Heavygat!

Anonymous said...

Bakit yung mga nagpopost ay puro anonymous? Wag kayong duwag! Magpakilala kayo!

Pimp Dad said...
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Pimpdad said...

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Anonymous said...

=>Ser Matt, sana po ibigay nyo na ang bak pey ko. Tsaka sana sumama ka na sa amen ng nanay mo. Dahil babaween na kita kay senyorita kasi masyado ng masama ang ogali mo. Ako ang totoong tatay mo.

Pi-es. Mess you na ser matt er anak.

- Mang Tonyo. <=.........now thats funny.....real or not--its a good answer

Anonymous said...

zzzzzzzzzzz
kung gwapo ka kaya the panget gurl would not have slapped you no?

Anonymous said...

Cofi,
Why do you post other sites dito? You are giving them free publicity. Unless, you work as a masahista doon sa club na yon. Are you a masahista there?

Jenpotz,
Kung hindi mo napansin, Cofi has stopped bashing you call center peeps. Sad ka no? Ala nang pumapansin sa mga call center morons kaya binabalik mo no? Isa ka sa mga KSPing call center employees no?

Bboy said...

wag nga kayo mag-comment kung lalaitin nyo lang c cofibean! first off, kayo nagbasa nito and wala kayong pakialam kung ano gusto nya sabihin, palibhasa native orcs cguro kayo kaya kayo nahuhurt!
>go cofibean! your the man, keep it up pare!

Casey said...

Poor you! Slapped on the face, bruised your ego..Classic!

Anonymous said...

Kadiri naman dude. The panget girl made sampal pa, sana naman the ganda nalang dba? Ewww..

So malas pare.

So yuck nga the pokpoks noh?
They are kalat everywhere!

gelins said...

cofi!! haha.. i love yer posts.. "baklava" hehe.. wierd name.

Anonymous said...

pare make kwento ka naman something about your business and your gurl. para maging interesting naman pare and for all you know the orc's could easily miss that out.

Anonymous said...

hi cofibean! are you really that gwapo ba? if you think you're that darn good lookin', why don't you post your pictures, so we can judge whether you're gwapo or feeling gwapo lang or dreaming of looking gwapo like many creatures out there. i know so many peeps there who feel ganda and gwapo yet when you look at them, they only look so ordinary...

depends on the standard of the looker siguro..sorry, pero high standard ako e...wala nga akong makita as in real gwapo sa mga local celebs. they're just so plain eh..

nice day...

Anonymous said...

The hell are you talking about? Ziggurat a nice place? Apparently it shows that you're a rich guy with no sense of the fine things in life. I pity you.

Apparently it's true that money can't buy taste :P

Anonymous said...

Hey you fucked up little shit! Don't forget you're in this country now. You better watch your back or someone might just stick his foot up your fucking ass. Your head's too far up your asshole biatch!!

Anonymous said...

hi cofibean! are you really that gwapo ba? if you think you're that darn good lookin', why don't you post your pictures, so we can judge whether you're gwapo or feeling gwapo lang or dreaming of looking gwapo like many creatures out there. i know so many peeps there who feel ganda and gwapo yet when you look at them, they only look so ordinary...

depends on the standard of the looker siguro..sorry, pero high standard ako e...wala nga akong makita as in real gwapo sa mga local celebs. they're just so plain eh..

nice day...

********************

Wow.. high standards 'to..
Sino ba ang gwapo para sa 'yo?
Si brad pitt O tom cruise?

Nyek.. 'yun ba gwapo?
sabagay.. ang magnanakaw ay galit sa kapwa magnanakaw...

Cge.. have a nice day!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Cofi,
Why do you post other sites dito? You are giving them free publicity. Unless, you work as a masahista doon sa club na yon. Are you a masahista there?

Jenpotz,
Kung hindi mo napansin, Cofi has stopped bashing you call center peeps. Sad ka no? Ala nang pumapansin sa mga call center morons kaya binabalik mo no? Isa ka sa mga KSPing call center employees no?

March 24, 2006 5:55 PM


Bboy said...
wag nga kayo mag-comment kung lalaitin nyo lang c cofibean! first off, kayo nagbasa nito and wala kayong pakialam kung ano gusto nya sabihin, palibhasa native orcs cguro kayo kaya kayo nahuhurt!
>go cofibean! your the man, keep it up pare!

March 24, 2006 6:18 PM

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whoa... mga nakikisawsaw kay cofibean... hehehehehehe.. bakit kaya????

may Motives ba sila?... hehehehe..

I dunno... pero parang meron...

cge.. basta cofibean, don't make them sawsaw ur super duper popularity...

Anonymous said...

Cofi,
Why do you post other sites dito? You are giving them free publicity. Unless, you work as a masahista doon sa club na yon. Are you a masahista there?

Jenpotz,
Kung hindi mo napansin, Cofi has stopped bashing you call center peeps. Sad ka no? Ala nang pumapansin sa mga call center morons kaya binabalik mo no? Isa ka sa mga KSPing call center employees no?

March 24, 2006 5:55 PM


Bboy said...
wag nga kayo mag-comment kung lalaitin nyo lang c cofibean! first off, kayo nagbasa nito and wala kayong pakialam kung ano gusto nya sabihin, palibhasa native orcs cguro kayo kaya kayo nahuhurt!
>go cofibean! your the man, keep it up pare!

March 24, 2006 6:18 PM

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whoa... mga nakikisawsaw kay cofibean... hehehehehehe.. bakit kaya????

may Motives ba sila?... hehehehe..

I dunno... pero parang meron...

cge.. basta cofibean, don't make them sawsaw ur super duper popularity...

Hien said...

Why can't people stop criticizing. This "people" includes you.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahhahaahhaahahahah omg katawa mga tao dito. talagang super apektado ang mga pucha nyahahahahahha lol!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hahahahah!..im a fan!..
please people...this is obviously fictional...=)

Anonymous said...

can't you speak straight english? kung hindi, magfilipino ka na lang!!! filipino ka naman diba??? sakit sa ulo ng wika mo hijo! o hindi naman kaya trying hard ka lang sobra! nakakainis ka at the same time nakatatawa! how pathetic you are!

Chauvinist-ah! said...

Zigs?

astig dun mga pre.

well bring lotsa money...

hey cofi!

Anonymous said...

Cofibean you surprise me, while I enjoyed most of your posts so far (especially the ones as caffeine_rush), lately it seems, that your blog has become part of the media that is advertising.

Whether, you knw the owners, or are the owner, I'm sure that any post will get you loads of new customers, I mean, just after you posted this, my sister and her friends went Ziggurat again, despite them saying that it wasn't so good the first time. They figured that things may have changed since they last went.

However you plan to use this blog, keep doing so, it's not up to us to tell us how you are to run it, this is your blog afterall.

See you around, cofibean.

Anonymous said...

You know what, sobrang natutuwa ako sa mga pinag-sasav mo, pero ang mas natutuwa ako yung mga taong inis na inis at sobrang apektado sa mga cnasav mo...(natatmaan yta..)hahaha! masyadong napaghahalata..hahahaha! parang gusto ko makita mga reactions nnag mukha nila habang nagta-type ng comment sayo..gigilna gigil cguro..pwede ba! 'wag na clang magbasa kung masyado clang apektado! Go! More power!

lara c. said...

you should have tried taking a sneaky photo of that chubby girl so we can avoid her..

and a mang tonyo picture would rock!

hehee.

Anonymous said...

tangna super gay naman nitong bobong 2

super conio 2 da max ah!

siguro nung bata ka pa hindi gatas pinapainom seo

COKE!!

ang bobo ampfs!!

Anonymous said...

I agree.. please post a picture of Mang Tonio... that would be uber cool!

Anonymous said...

BADINGGGG!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

i'm so entertained tlga reading this blog! hahahah! i think i should shift from straight english to taglish for my blog. hahah! u gave me an idea mr.cofi dude sir pare! hahahah
i soooooo praise you for being dull. lol! why can't you speak in straight english?
that's is so major masa! i'm sooo grossed out! eyww! hahahah.. enough.
and u people, yah! why can't you face the fact that you are really masa? huh?!
you don't want to face the fact n nga, you don't deny pa the truth. what do you want ba? be a hero in the strife to defend the masa while hiding your true kamasahan? lol
wtf

weirdass said...

omfg. this amuses me so damn much. i dont care if you're too conio and whatnot. you might be full of yourself but i cant deny the fact that you are truly entertaining. haha. your stories are hilarious. keep posting.

Zanjoe said...

Cofibean, fan mo na ako for life. Pramis! Been a follower of your blog for months now. Ginagaya na nga kita sa blog ko eh. I even ate at Ziggurat with some friends. Kudos to you pare!

Anonymous said...

hello. i love your posts. :) haha!

Anonymous said...

oist cofibean, where are the pics that i've requested last march pa? let's see if ur really gwapo! are you scared to reveal your looks? hehe!

have a nice day!

Anonymous said...

whoa. i read ur warning or wtever u call it. but mehn, if u cant take constructive criticism straight in your face u are something. u shud think before u write. considering the age ur in and the job u have. hope u change though. ur blog's hilarious mehn. haha. my friends are having a fun time reading it.:)

Anonymous said...

,,I,,
u pathetic orc! do u have ur brain on ur feet or ur stupid hypothalamus don't function well. the world is such a better place w/o u pare!. I undestand u pare why u r acting like that Pare psychiatrist ako i can help u. NOT!!! i guess that u only mock others coz u see your orcish ways on them...show your true GREEN color

Anonymous said...

Dude Pare Tol Chong! Kung gus2 mo maayos pa ang buhay mo kumain ka ng "5 kuto ni satanas ung nilalagnat, 3 gilagid ng aso na papaputiin mo, isang sako ng libag ng kamote,ihi ng mga 3 butete and powdered Water (just add water...) ANG DODI MO!!!

Shine said...

Kakagutom naman! When is your next post na ba? =) It's so tagal naman! :(

cutie said...

naks endorsing ziggurat resto eh? perhaps you're getting some sponsors for your blog, good job!

cutiegorgeous said...

its so funny how people react on this blog.... they actually believe that "cofibean" actually exists!! he's just a very good writer who wants to create a super sama character that everyone would believe that he's for real...

Anonymous said...

I was in Ziggurat last month...its not that cool namn no. Its so ordinary and it reminds me of the shaoarma days pa nga. The kebab was so dry kaya and burnt pa sa tabi. The 2 mid east foreigners eating at the next table smelled like onion pa eeewwww...

Anonymous said...

So un na nga di ba? Sulat pa! tagal mo mag update!

Anonymous said...

When someone first forwarded the URL for this blog and I started reading, my first impression was... wow.. this guy is really evil. Al Pacino said it best in the movie Devil's Advocate when he made a comment: "Vanity.. definitely my favorite sin".

As I read more and more, it dawned on me that this blog is too ridiculous to be real. I mean in real life, evil people usually don't know that they're evil/mean.. and even if they do, I doubt they'd post the mean things they've done for everyone to see/read about.

My conclusion: Mr Cofibean is just trying to gain popularity through infamy. Coupled with the conyo talk, I'd say his plan is working beautifully.

While I can safely say that I do not agree with his opinions, I just read his blog, consider it fictional, and enjoy myself.

-ranmamaru

Anonymous said...

anyone out there, can somebody please tell me what "conio" and "echosero" means? thanks!
and cofi, your blogs are getting boring. ala na bang new characters man lang? you took out narnia before you even developed her character and then now, ala na si mang tonyo. i miss the old cofi where he was just full of hatred for the orcs and call center peeps plus he did not do anything except make fun of people. love you still, though.

Anonymous said...

Awesome post once again, Mr Cofibean!

Anonymous said...

this is so not real. hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

BAYOT!!!

Anonymous said...

"Insipid, pathetic and greatly fictional, CofiBean is a modern idiot who seeks for attention through a very hilarious parody of the shallow-minded rich people. Just read, don't think you'll only tire yourself. An entertaining read." -The New York Times

Anonymous said...

hehehe, tantado ka talaga tol...
anyway ano man ang sinabi mo,
nag eenjoy pa rin ako sa mga writings
mo... Hindi ko kayang gawin ang mga sulat mo kaya bilib ako sayo.

link mo naman ako. pretty pls.
you know my address.

LOBA PRODUCTION
-jaesoncute

Anonymous said...

nakakatawa yung posts mo pero mas maganda pag inayos mo muna grammar mo :)

Anonymous said...

i must say.. you are good at what you write. you make me laugh and for that you! =) I love the orcs that you wana make sagasa!heheheh..

Anonymous said...

ANG LAKI MONG GAGO, PUTANGINAMO!!! KALA MO KUNG SINO KANG GUWAPO!!!!! ANG BAHO DIN NG BUNGANGA MO, PINOY KA PA MANDIN

Anonymous said...

alam mo una sa lahat, tulad ng sabi ng isang nag-comment.. ang laki mong gago. ang kapal mong manlait ng mga tao. sana bago ka magsabi ng ganyan tignan mo muna kung saksakan ka ng ganda. ang kapal mo rin manlait ng pilipino.. pilipino ka ba? kung oo,napakalaki mo talagang gago.

tapos yung mga tao na iniisip nila ayos ang blog mo.. well, katulad mo rin sila. GAGO. kaya hindi umuunlad ang pilipinas eh. nilalait natin ang isa't-isa.

mga tarantado! mga salot ng lipunan! masunog kayo kasama si satanas! gago!

isa pa: bakla ka ba? tangina saksakan ka ng conyo eh, medyo nakakabanas.

hilerea said...

wow. ito pala pinagkakaabalahan mong lecheng baklang call center agent ka. galing ah, conyo kuno eh mukha kang namamakla sa personal. lagi ka pang naiispatan sa internet cafe pagkatapos ng mga shift. tigilan mo panggagao mo sa mga call center agents kasi sarili mo nga, agent lang eh. di man lang maging TM.

ito pala epekto ng pamamakla at pakikipagchupa. deep throat. ulk.

atenista pala ah. eh sa resume mo, Metro Manila College eh. ano yun, Ateneo de Novaliches? amputa pare. umayos ka.

Anonymous said...

laughing trip tlga this blog noh? as if everyone naman has been hooked by this noh..lols

Anonymous said...

laughing trip tlga this blog noh? as if everyone naman has been hooked by this noh..lols

Anonymous said...

Pare u know what I think ur gay pare. And feeling rich lang pare. I mean I belong in the social circle pare but even the zobels arent like that pare. Its either ur soo poor pare before then biglang yaman...or feeling rich ka lang talga..oh well pare..wag mo ilevel sarili mo pare kay bryan boy pare..basura ka kasi pare

Anonymous said...

PUTANG INA MO....PANGIT KA NAMN AHH?????KAPAL PA NG MUKA MO...!!MAHIYA KA DIN NAMN???MABAHO DIN UTOT MO...!!PANGIT!!

Anonymous said...

lemme repeat what's been posted before, people believe that YOU ACTUALLY exist pare, hahaha. Seriously though, how many people are writing under ur pseudonym?

Keep up the hilariously sarcastic remarks! You're so making me patawa talaga pare

Anonymous said...

mayo.. cofi mang tonyo ni.

yre said...

oh shit man you're so funny!!!

Anonymous said...

you actually sound cheap, stingy etc. if you are really rich, good for you, you're just uneducated then. you don't have manners. YUCK.

Anonymous said...

damn. worst blog ever. make poverty history, the hell with you.

Anonymous said...

eclat, yes i would want to. - iceblue_sam_one

tagaUPako said...

based on my experience, mostly ng mga nakakausap kong malakas ang arrive, mahina ang utak. ang mga walang breeding cant understand anything. just my 2 cents.

Anonymous said...

Haha! Dme ko tawa s post mo. Kakaiba style mo ha to attract followers. Good job in making your blog interresting and funny.

Anonymous said...

Haha! Dme ko tawa s post mo. Kakaiba style mo ha to attract followers. Good job in making your blog interresting and funny.