Pare! My sked was really uber busy for the past few days and it'll continue pa til next month! Tapos the 21st Mango Tee Tournament at the Alabang Country Club in soo lapit pa! Buti na lang I got in early. Full na kasi all the slots. My fucking uncle pa is begging me to cancel na daw kasi he's been dreaming of joining daw this tournament since last year pa. Eh soo stupid kaya sya for not signing in early tapos he will make kulit pa for me to cancel daw mine. As in asa pa him pare no! Hahaha! I went nga to ACC yesterday to practice na my winning shots. I'm so like Tiger Woods kasi. I caught pa nga some chicks checking me out yesterday sa 15-hole course. Kasi I was like uber gwapo kaya yesterday with my Rudy Project Rydon shades, Perry Ellis Pique Shirt, Gellar Fatique Short and flat cap by Ralph Lauren. Pampasira lang the mumurahin mizuno Airoframe Stand bag that I got from my dad. Baka kasi magasgasan all my Taylormade driver, irons and putters. I told nga my native caddy to take extra care of my golf clubs dahil mas mahal pa yun compared to her life no.
So yun na nga diba? I was like hitting like Tiger Woods talaga pare. I bet the bobo Japanese thats with me were all hanga yesterday because I'm soo galing talaga. I think I should tell na Mam Neneng, the Mango Tee coordinator to put my name na on the Winner's cup dahil sure winner na kaya me pare. As in major!
Below are some photos nga pala I took yesterday at the ACC. From golf carting around ACC, shots of the bobo japanese hitting the golf ball, the 15-hole course and the Skyline bar inside the country club. I had the usual beef bento and c2 lang. Kasi I need to look after my weight na. I'm gaining some weight na because of the food binging for the past few days.
Also to all the readers sending me support photos. Please stop from sending me shopped photos kasi I dont have use for it kaya. How many times do I have to tell you guys na stop from being so bobo and just send me unedited ones.
On our way back to Makati yesterday, I told Mang Tonyo to fill up the gas tank of the car kasi I will be using it tomorrow papuntang QC. I have a business meeting kasi with a travel agency regarding some projects due next month. Kaso the filthy old Mang Tonyo asked for an additional buckeroos dahil tumaas na naman daw the gasoline. The fuck! And I thought the buying power of the native piso is going up na. The hell with the bulok government that you have! Grabe na corruption, bulok pa the sistema. Why naman kasi we don't let the Americans na lang take over our country para wala na all the hassles tapos all of us will become automatic US citizens pa!
Naida nga pala got fired yesterday. My mom kasi learned about the ambisyosa journal that she has. Kaya ayun. The hell talaga pare! Kadire talaga the dreams of some natives no?
And to all the baho orcs. You will soon work for me na. Can't wait to boss you guys na agad. This will be really good!