Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Mango Tee

Pare! My sked was really uber busy for the past few days and it'll continue pa til next month! Tapos the 21st Mango Tee Tournament at the Alabang Country Club in soo lapit pa! Buti na lang I got in early. Full na kasi all the slots. My fucking uncle pa is begging me to cancel na daw kasi he's been dreaming of joining daw this tournament since last year pa. Eh soo stupid kaya sya for not signing in early tapos he will make kulit pa for me to cancel daw mine. As in asa pa him pare no! Hahaha! I went nga to ACC yesterday to practice na my winning shots. I'm so like Tiger Woods kasi. I caught pa nga some chicks checking me out yesterday sa 15-hole course. Kasi I was like uber gwapo kaya yesterday with my Rudy Project Rydon shades, Perry Ellis Pique Shirt, Gellar Fatique Short and flat cap by Ralph Lauren. Pampasira lang the mumurahin mizuno Airoframe Stand bag that I got from my dad. Baka kasi magasgasan all my Taylormade driver, irons and putters. I told nga my native caddy to take extra care of my golf clubs dahil mas mahal pa yun compared to her life no.

So yun na nga diba? I was like hitting like Tiger Woods talaga pare. I bet the bobo Japanese thats with me were all hanga yesterday because I'm soo galing talaga. I think I should tell na Mam Neneng, the Mango Tee coordinator to put my name na on the Winner's cup dahil sure winner na kaya me pare. As in major!

Below are some photos nga pala I took yesterday at the ACC. From golf carting around ACC, shots of the bobo japanese hitting the golf ball, the 15-hole course and the Skyline bar inside the country club. I had the usual beef bento and c2 lang. Kasi I need to look after my weight na. I'm gaining some weight na because of the food binging for the past few days.











Also to all the readers sending me support photos. Please stop from sending me shopped photos kasi I dont have use for it kaya. How many times do I have to tell you guys na stop from being so bobo and just send me unedited ones.

On our way back to Makati yesterday, I told Mang Tonyo to fill up the gas tank of the car kasi I will be using it tomorrow papuntang QC. I have a business meeting kasi with a travel agency regarding some projects due next month. Kaso the filthy old Mang Tonyo asked for an additional buckeroos dahil tumaas na naman daw the gasoline. The fuck! And I thought the buying power of the native piso is going up na. The hell with the bulok government that you have! Grabe na corruption, bulok pa the sistema. Why naman kasi we don't let the Americans na lang take over our country para wala na all the hassles tapos all of us will become automatic US citizens pa!



Naida nga pala got fired yesterday. My mom kasi learned about the ambisyosa journal that she has. Kaya ayun. The hell talaga pare! Kadire talaga the dreams of some natives no?

And to all the baho orcs. You will soon work for me na. Can't wait to boss you guys na agad. This will be really good!

89 comments:

Anonymous said...

pare, y dont u post ur pic pra magkaalaman na talga... peace!

Anonymous said...

Your soooo tanda na pala..yucky!

Anonymous said...

You must be filthy rich to be a member of the ACC. 1.2 million kasi membership doon. I should know, Im also a member. :D

Anonymous said...

Bakit sinabing matnada na si Cofibean? Wala naman sya sa pic. Ang bobo naman ng mga orc to assume na andun si cofibean. Hindi lang pala kayo bobo, malabo pa mata nyo.

dessy said...

errr. wala lang.

now that's being filthy rich.

and.


wala. nevermind.

Anonymous said...

i really dont like the idea of posting comments here but since i myself couldnt resist blurting wat i wanted to say....if u oppose of wat hes saying na call centers were meant for orc and starting defending callcenters through posting coments here then it means something, u urself admit it din nah ur one of those, hahahah






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Anonymous said...

"My mom kasi learned about the ambisyosa journal that she has."....

Bobo ka talaga cofibean! HAD yun hinde has! Correction lang tanga!

Anonymous said...

shit cofibean!
you're so rich talaga ha!
nagpapakita ng proof na mayaman si ate!
ang taray ng lola mo!

baka naman you work as a caddy sa ACC kaya you were able to take pictures their ha! hehehe....

next time naman yung pic mo na titira ka na..kahit likod mo lang!
o diva ate ang taray nun!

naku ha..ayan nanaman ang
HAS and HAD na yan ha! malamang iisang tao lang yan!


cofibean naman...tagal tagal mo bago ka magpost ulit! araw arawin mo naman! online lang ako everynight just to check your blog!

Anonymous said...

dude, what is your handicap?? ang kapal mo naman to compare yourself to Tiger... and your Taylormades are pieces of shit! siguro dehins mo kaya Callaways or Titleist. bulok yan gear mo... give it to mang tonyo, i bet he can spank you with it.. hahahhahah

Anonymous said...

Nagpopost naman before si Cofibean ng photos. Kaso ang dami lang talagang orcs ang asshole kaya tinangal nya lahat yun.

Balik mo na ulit yung dati cofibean para mas masaya!

Suggestion lang po.

Anonymous said...

Comment lang sa comment above:

"baka naman you work as a caddy sa ACC kaya you were able to take pictures their ha! hehehe...."

Check ur grammar sis. Nakakaberna.

Anonymous said...

Cofibin! Ur back!

Anonymous said...

i wonder how God will judge you when you die....hmmmm...

Marxist said...

Guys, why do you keep on comparing Cofibean and Bryanboy e they are entirely different naman. Kung gusto nyong mainis na matawa, dito kayo kay cofibean. Kung gusto nyo naman ng purely kabaklaan, doon tayo kay Bryanboy. Its as simple as that. Sus!

Anonymous said...

Sobrang boring naman ng larong golf.

Anonymous said...

Cofibean. bakit mo nirereject ang ibang comments? Ilang beses na akong post ng post, wala pa rin hanggang ngayon. Ano bang kinakatakot mo? Truth hurts ryt? Bobo!

Anonymous said...

Ang bobo naman ng tangang nagcorrect kay cofibean e mas mali naman ang ginawa mo. Ang dapat doon have hinde has at had. Pareho kayong mga bobo!

Anonymous said...

Welcome back mr. cofibin! Namiss ka namin! Pwede bang magpost ka daily?

Anonymous said...

Welcome back mr. cofibin! Namiss ka namin! Pwede bang magpost ka daily?

Anonymous said...

TorpeBean,

Gago ka talaga! You broke one of the club's rules and regulations by humiliating your caddie. Rules states,

" Members and Guests are requested to to treat their caddies with respect. They are not to be shouted at, cursed or physically abused. Complaints from players regarding their caddies may be addressed to the Caddie Master"

Somebody should report your ass to the committee to revoke your membership, bastard!

And to the other member of the ACC whom has access to the membership log, do us all a favor and trace this motherfucker down. He's playing in the Mango Tee - maybe you can do us a favor and take a picture of this bastard and post it on the net to expose his sorry faggot ass!

Anonymous said...

Cofi,

Thanks for another super blog! galing talaga you.

Just 1 question Pare, "Why the hell are you so busy??" Diba dapat you should be relaxed and stressed free? I never hear you mention of hiring consultants and directors for your upcoming call center business. They should be the one doing the work not you... or nag hire ka ng mga incompetent idiots? and this is why u're uber busy..

just an observation pare.

Cofibean2 said...

Mahirap ipagkatiwala ang family business sa mga expats, consultants or advisers. They will just squeeze you out of ur money til sila na lang ang mayaman at hindi ikaw. Money suckers lahat yun.

Cafibean and I shares kasi the same sentiment. Ako din ang naghahandle lahat sa family business namin.

Anonymous said...

There's no verbal abuse naman na ginawa si Cofibean sa caddy nya. Just read again the entry dude. Baka sabog ka lang kanina nung biansa mo. Ahihi!

Anonymous said...

Nice to see some photos once again. Sana Mr. Cofibean yung susunod ay andun ka na uli. ;)

Anonymous said...

Tama bang may magresearch pa about rules and regulations ng ACC. Hahahahaha! Galing mo talaga chong. Ibang klase ka talaga, nagagawa mo ang ibang taong tanga. Isa ka lang imahinasyon. Wala kang binatbat sa talento at lalim ng pagiisip ko. Mas matalino ako sayo at kaya kong agawin ang kasikatan ng blog mo. Mag-ingat. Nasa tabi-tabi lang ako.

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Anonymous said...

dude, what the fuck? your cheap ass clubs will get scratched no matter what you do. you're hitting the ball and it tends to hit the ground, no? unless, u intentionally hit air to avoid scratching your clubs? in any case, i really doubt you can even break 100.... hahahahhahha fucking poser!

bet said...

hey, wer's d jap? ba't nde mo finocus siguro natakot ka hehehe... at least you could show your features now. di bers??? anyway what's the name of the call center kasi mag-aaply ako... is that name cofibean support? ano pala sinusupport nyo, is that computers, computer networking, voip and other stuff like septic tank or somethng? your clients from wer ba and wats the company and wer is your office in ortigas? why not kasi post d address of the opis then i will apply as an agent and drool over your guwapo looks di ba so that you're going to be our knight, our prince hehehe.. c'mon na why not post the address... please.... saka kwento ka naman about ur girls you said you're uber gwapo but no babaero posts here... damn....

Anonymous said...

parang halos lahat ng posts, positive na. he he he.

welcum back cofibean! father my children!

- another cofibean fanatic

Brando said...

Namiss kita cofibean pare. pls post more from now on pare. i'm kinda inlove na kasi sayo pare.

Beckay said...

this post is better!!!

Anonymous said...

comment lang sa isang comment sa taas: PANO MAGKAKAROON NG KWENTO ABOUT HIS GIRLS YAN? SA MGA SALITA PALANG NYAN HALATANG BAKLA! HAHAHAHA! Pathetic..

Anonymous said...

ey, i dont usually comment on blogs that i passby, but this post i had to, i play golf, play in the club that hosted the event, probly know all the caddies, got to know them coz of alabang jungolf and i have all praises for thier work, patience and persistence in life. these guys work thier asses off sun up to sun down just to carry our 10pound bags, sometimes drive us around the course, even pitch our tee's... think about it these (natives) made your life easier and imagine you doing all those stuff around the game without them. i just hope next time you play, im not advising you to mingle, stare at them in the eye or give them a big tip.. just be more appreceative of thier work and give them thanks and smile after a hard days game. after all, they made your game soo much easier around the course. just had to vent that out. see you at the next tourney... take care man

Anonymous said...

mas pathetic yung mga admirer ni cofi.. hahahha... tinawag na nga silang loser tapos Orcs pa tapos luv pa rin nila itong dork na to hahahah

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Bakit sinabing matnada na si Cofibean? Wala naman sya sa pic. Ang bobo naman ng mga orc to assume na andun si cofibean. Hindi lang pala kayo bobo, malabo pa mata nyo.

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Isa ka pa making pasikat to cofibean, ay nako, ur an orc din naman.. Mas kadiri ka pa sa mga ORC! social climber !

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
i really dont like the idea of posting comments here but since i myself couldnt resist blurting wat i wanted to say....if u oppose of wat hes saying na call centers were meant for orc and starting defending callcenters through posting coments here then it means something, u urself admit it din nah ur one of those, hahahah






http://www.livejournal.com/users/mscritic/

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Ay naku.. isa na namng ngmamagaling here... Okay.. go..go...! ang talino mo..
ORC..

Anonymous said...

COFIEBEAN BAKLA! BAYOT! WAHAHA

Anonymous said...

"My mom kasi learned about the ambisyosa journal that she has."

This sentence is grammatically correct kaya. You bobo orcs talaga. Before you make lait, make sure naman you know what you are talking about.

I love you cofibean! Isa kang like that!

Anonymous said...

Ano ba ito? English classroom? Bakit nyo pa kino-correct ang isang taong baliko ang dila?

Anonymous said...

tangina naman kasi eh, conyo talk hndi pwdeng i-correct grammatically kasi mali na un from the start!

ungas lahat ng tao dito

bryanboy > cofibean

Anonymous said...

hindi kaya si BRYANBOY AT COFIBEAN AY IISANG TAO LAMANG?

ano sa tingin nio mga tol?

Sisa said...

i dont think cofibean is bryanboy.. im more entertained by cofi than bryan..

Anonymous said...

Yeah cofibean is way more fascinating and interesting than the Fag Bryanboy. I think this blog has more hits than that of the fugly fag.

Antipatika said...

WE WANT MORE COFIBEAN! POST MORE! BETTER YET, POST EVERYDAY!!!!!!

I'M TERRIBLY MISSING YOUR POSTS!!!!

MORE! MORE! MORE!!!!

Marry Me said...

Cofibean, please marry me and be the father of my kids. I wanted so many things in life that I think only you could give. My boyfriend is useless. He's sooo fucking pureza. So please marry me na. As in now na! I'll present you my fresh vagina as in newly washed lang. I'll suck you dry til you die as long as you have your testament named na after me.

Pls. marry me!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Yeah cofibean is way more fascinating and interesting than the Fag Bryanboy. I think this blog has more hits than that of the fugly fag."

well, his more interesting that your cofibean....for all i know you're one of those orcs as well....

Anonymous said...

isa lang masasabi ko..

OH MY GULAY!!

+ 1 more fan for cofibean!

Anonymous said...

ano daw?

Anonymous said...

...i wonder how long it took you to type in your entries. I found it hard to talk in Taglish--nag-iisip pa ako kung ano yung susunod na sasabihin ko.

Overall, your blog amused me...but it gave me a headache!!

andie said...

Paula? Are you kidding me? I can't believe you've actually created a new Blogger account just to pose as some "pare" to defend you! And I thought there wasn't anything sadder than posting a point-by-point reply to all the criticisms here.

When you're up to that point that you're making up an invisible friend to defend your ass, it really is imperative that you get a clue and GET OFFLINE.

(Oh, and no profranities here; if you decide to delete this comment, then I must've hurt your feewings. :) )

Anonymous said...

wow! this is one hell of a blog!
wat is so up with you cofibean??
this is like, the most entertaining blog i EVER did see!
design? good!
pics? yeah!
you're stories?? whoooaaa!!!

now, if only you'd use straight english... mas bagay kc sayo pure english..
you know, being a sosyalista and wearing all those signatured stuff...=)

Thanks sa laughtrip!!!!

Anonymous said...

this is so like nakakabobo.... :D

L said...

WHAT THE FUCK? IS THIS BLOG LIKE SOME FUCKING JOKE? CAUSE IT ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL. GOD. HOLY FUCK. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG W/ THIS DUDE? DAMN IT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!

Jose Rizal said...

Tangina, I check this blog just to read the comments. Ang sarap at ang babastos ng iba! Ah teka ito nga pala yung na-predict ko more than 100 yrs ago.. tungkol sa Pinas. Ayan, nagkaka-tutuo na. May pa-orks oks diyan, may tawagan na natives diyan. Wala nag kaibahan sa tinatawag na peninsulares noong panahon ko.

Anonymous said...

i wonder how God will judge you when you die....hmmmm...

me too.

Anonymous said...

i wonder how God will judge you when you die....hmmmm...

ME TOO.

tikoy_lover said...

for the previous comment: what kind of gods do you have people??? a judge? you people suck! this guy's cool. aww... too bad you can't appreciate him. you guys are ought to be cursed!!!

for the cofibean guy:
dude... you have great guts! i'm going to link you in my site! this is rotten. more than amusing to me.

write more, bitchy guy! i envy your pictures... hope it's really you taking it.

Anonymous said...

cofibean, i have three things to tell you:

1. start taking grammar lessons. pag tagalog, tagalog lang. kasi hindi maiintindihan ng orcs that you hate so much. remember, they hate people like you. if they meet you, they are likely to kill you.

2. i do hope that your blogs are all fictional, for the sake of your soul.

3. and if you want to make poverty history, I've just signed the ONE Declaration committing myself to help fight the emergency of global AIDS and extreme poverty.

The first thing I'm doing is asking you to make that commitment, too.

ONE is a new effort by Americans to rally Americans - one by one. So far, over two million have signed the declaration in support of a historic pact for compassion and justice to help the poorest people of the world.

I think your name belongs on that declaration, too. You can put it there by visiting:

www.one.org
maka-US ka rin naman, i suggest you sign up and we will eliminate the orcs you hate so much, not by killing them but giving them better lives.

your blogs are really amusing. gives me something to laugh about. one last thing: bakla! bakla. just in case you didn't understand, let me put it in gay language: juding! dingga!

Anonymous said...

i like bryanboy better. hey cofibean, you're what...an atenean sophomore?

Anonymous said...

WOW. 'di ko inakala na may nabubuhay palang nilalang na gaya nitong tao 'to, kung siya man ay tao.

kahit siguro si tolkien maaasar sa'yo. "orcs" pala ha.

sana nga fictional lang 'tong pinagsusulat niya, kasi kung hindi nakakaawa siya. parang ang laki ng problema.

tsong, may kaibigan ka pa ba?

o di kaya'y gusto mo lang sumikat?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

PUTANGINA!!!! SIGURADONG SIGURADO AKO BADING 'TONG HINAYUPAK NA TO!!! PUSTAHAN TAYO PAKITAAN MO NG TITI TO HINDI MAGDA-DALAWANG ISIP NA ISUBO =) SA PANANALITA PA LANG BERDENG-BERDE NA DUGO . HEY "PARE" DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS OR WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TRANSLATE IT FOR YOUR PUNY BRAIN TO UNDERSTAND?

Anonymous said...

aren't you scared you're gonna be robbed?

Dell Guy said...

Guys..

I also felt that way before with cofibean.. But.. Why don't we just leave him alone. Anyway, he's just a fucking POSER!

Just let him be! At first you might feel angry with him, but, after reading the last lines of his blog.. You'll end up laughing your heart out!

Chill guys..

Anyways cofibean..

WELCOME TO THE ORC WORLD...

Is your call center located at the back of Glorrieta?

Just asking anyway..

Anonymous said...

Guys..

I also felt that way before with cofibean.. But.. Why don't we just leave him alone. Anyway, he's just a fucking POSER!

Just let him be! At first you might feel angry with him, but, after reading the last lines of his blog.. You'll end up laughing your heart out!

Chill guys..

Anyways cofibean..

WELCOME TO THE ORC WORLD...

Is your call center located at the back of Glorrieta?

Just asking anyway..

Dell Guy!

Anonymous said...

Guys..

I also felt that way before with cofibean.. But.. Why don't we just leave him alone. Anyway, he's just a fucking POSER!

Just let him be! At first you might feel angry with him, but, after reading the last lines of his blog.. You'll end up laughing your heart out!

Chill guys..

Anyways cofibean..

WELCOME TO THE ORC WORLD...

Is your call center located at the back of Glorrieta?

Just asking anyway..

Dell Guy!

Anonymous said...

I like Bryanboy a LOT better.

:-)

www.bryanboy.com

I LOVE BRYANBOY!!!

Anonymous said...

WAG KAYONG MANIWALA JAN!!!! WALANG PINAG-ARALAN YAN!!! GINAGAGO LAN KYO NYAN!!!
-chulalongkorn

Anonymous said...

i told you i have my whole lifetime lookin for this blogsite of yours. you're like so galeng so why not continue the project demons of your unconscious.

Anonymous said...

FYI - Alabang Country Club has 18 holes, NOT 15 holes as you claim. If are REALLY a golfer more so an Alabang Country Club shareholder, you should know your club better.


Something to think about:


Allegory of the Tin Can

Dont you notice that tin cans that have NOTHING in them are loud when thrown

and those that have a lot in them dont even sound much

just like the author of the blogs - i dont think he has anything in between his ears .. more so between his legs.


Ho - Hum

Coñotic said...

"FYI - Alabang Country Club has 18 holes, NOT 15 holes as you claim. If are REALLY a golfer more so an Alabang Country Club shareholder, you should know your club better.

Obviously, the above is a poser trying to research something about the holes in Alabang Golf club. The photo was taken at the 15-hole course. Saan mo nakuha ang information na sa 18-hole course yan dude? Sa Orchard, Cavite? Hahahaha! Please bago ka mag comment dito, try to call Alabang Golf Club first and verify kung anong course ang photo kasi nagmumukhang orc ka talaga.

Here's a cample scorecard para pag-aralan mo para hindi ka nakakahiya:

Alabang Country Club Score Card.

Ang dami talagang loser-poser dito sa blog mo cofibean.

At sa lahat ng orcs na nagmamarunong, shut up kung wala naman kayong alam. Nakakahiya.

Dapat kasi ay sinusunog na kayong lahat dahil wala kayong alam kundi magyabang. Tama si cofibean, ang babaho nyo naman! Nyahahaha!

Mabuhay ka cofibean, isa kang bagong bayani!

Anonymous said...

Simple lang yan. Kung merong 18-holes ang Alabang, definitely meron din yung 15-holes. Wala naman sa sulat ni Cofibean na 15-holes lang ang highest course sa Alabang. Hindi naman pwedeng ... 12, 13, 14, 16, 17, 18 right? Ahihi! Hay tama na nga. Nahahawa na rin ako sa mga orcs. Nakakabobo!

Hello sa nanay ko na nagluluto ngayon.

"NAY! ANDITO AKO SA BLOG NI COFIBEAN!"

Pokemon said...

Ano ba yan! May pa-allegory-allegory pang nalalaman wala namang common sense! Wakekekeke. Are you refering ba to yourself when you told us bout that allegory? ;)

Anonymous said...

Well, all I have to say to you all is I have a big black dick- email me at -- EdnerBr@man.ph.sykes.com ...I'll do anything for the right price.... ill even do call center agents, but price is higher..you know i have to take 5 or so baths afterwards....ewwww...but ya know-I just close my eyes...and imagine its cofibean

Anonymous said...

you all have 18 holes in your head

byuti.full said...

Grabeh ang dami anonymous... lolz makikipaglandakan lang dito hindi pah lubos lubosin... shet natatawa ako sainyoh!!! I mean so kung meron kayo ng ganon at ganyan... di nyoh kaya humarap :) tas request nyoh lagi LUMABAS nah sa surface si mr.cofibean... ni kayo hindi nyoh kaya gawin... sheezzz!!! lolz frustating kayo ahhh...

Anonymous said...

i admit, i see why people would be amused by this blog. but this country is definitely not going anywhere if so many people see the debasement of their own culture in such a blatant way and yet come out praising it and begging for more.

hey ihatecofi, if this was your way of becoming a famous blogger, congratulations. you made it. but come on, who would want to reach their goals at the price of degrading themselves and having no belief systems for which they could proudly say they stood for?
if you are serious about what you write here, wake up. be responsible. your writing is drawing a crowd and believe it or not, you're affecting that audience. and if you're not serious, this is a lame way to develop your writing skills. seriously. if you can't captivate an audience without this horrendous language, you might as well throw in the towel.

Anonymous said...

Grabeh ang dami anonymous... lolz makikipaglandakan lang dito hindi pah lubos lubosin... shet natatawa ako sainyoh!!! I mean so kung meron kayo ng ganon at ganyan... di nyoh kaya humarap :) tas request nyoh lagi LUMABAS nah sa surface si mr.cofibean... ni kayo hindi nyoh kaya gawin... sheezzz!!! lolz frustating kayo ahhh...

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yeah.. as if you're not one of them...come on girl...ppppllleaaaseee, stop pretending..... nangangamoy ka na ksiiiiiiii... EWWWWWW!!!!

Lindsay said...

If you claim to be so 'uber' gwapo, why not even show us a pic of yourself?! Grabe! nakailang requests na sayo ang mga tao to show us your pics but it seems that its all just plain talk. I can't help but feel so sorry talaga for you 'cos it seems like marami ka nang naloko na tao!

Macmac said...

You should read this. It'll be good for you...and for all of us. http://randomsampling.blogdrive.com/comments?id=64

Anonymous said...

hey cofibean i know you're busy but you got fans waiting for your next entry. come on! :D

Basang Pekpek said...

Cofibean, miss na kita. Please make me happy once again. Mag blog ka na ulit! Please.. I'm dying for an update na.

Anonymous said...

Cofibean said:
[i]"Below are some photos nga pala I took yesterday at the ACC. From golf carting around ACC, shots of the bobo japanese hitting the golf ball, the 15-hole course and the Skyline bar inside the country club."[/i]

Did Cofibean mention that the photos were not taken in ACC? No.

Coñotic, based on the scorecard that you attached on your comment, it only proves that ACC has 18-hole not 15, right?



Therefore, Cofibean is liar.

Dante said...

Ayoko sanang magcomment per nakakatawa naman ang nasa itaas ko. Ang bobo. Mahirap ba talaga umintindi ang mga taga call center?

maldita said...

pakshet ka naman dude eh.. ano ba yan! niloloko mo ba kami? panay post ka ng picture wala ka naman dun? part time photographer ka din ba?...

B-Boy Ralph said...

Damn what a fashion sense! rudy project with perry ellis? sporty to semi casual?! the hell?? with fatigue shorts?? what the hell is that?! your watching over your weight by eating beef bento? thats sooo carb gaining and c2?! eeeeww...sugar content, i bet you did not know that, did ya?
>anyways, i love this blog its really funny!

Anonymous said...

ei... COFIBEAN! I happen to read your blog ACCIDENTALLY! It's FUNNY & WEIRD... saka REALITY CHECK lang siguro kulang sayo... I won't BASH YOU... advice na lang : LIVE AND LET LIVE! everybody, everyone isn't as LUCKY as you CLAIM YOU ARE... saka wag masyado
PINTASERO! wag masyado HOMOPHOBIC! How could MS. RIGHT appreciate YOU, if you have that attitude. Someone UP there might TAKE EVERYTHING FROM you... or SOMETHING PARA YOU learn to BE HUMBLE naman...

Anonymous said...

ei... COFIBEAN! I happen to read your blog ACCIDENTALLY! It's FUNNY & WEIRD... saka REALITY CHECK lang siguro kulang sayo... I won't BASH YOU... advice na lang : LIVE AND LET LIVE! everybody, everyone isn't as LUCKY as you CLAIM YOU ARE... saka wag masyado
PINTASERO! wag masyado HOMOPHOBIC! How could MS. RIGHT appreciate YOU, if you have that attitude. Someone UP there might TAKE EVERYTHING FROM you... or SOMETHING PARA YOU learn to BE HUMBLE naman...

Anonymous said...

magtungo ka na lamang sa Amerika kung hindi mo na ninanais ang mga nangyayari rito sa aming bansa. napakataas naman ng katayuan mo sa buhay eh. mas nanaisin mong manirahan doon. maayos ang pamamalakad ng gobyerno nila at mataas ang halaga ng pera nila. at hindi ka na babagabagin pa ng mga sinasabi mo na 'orcs' dahil karamihan ng mga tao sa Amerika ay mga puti, may sariling bahay, maraming pera, at, katulad mo, pinipilit mag-inggles kahit mali-mali naman. tira ka dun para masaya.

itong blog mo ay nakakatawa, nakakatuwa, at nakakaasar. hindi tulad mo. ikaw ay manhid. malamang hindi mo maiintindihan ang kabuuan ng pananaw kong ito dahil sa paraan ng pananalita na nakasanayan mo. pero hindi mo kawalan yon. walang mawawala sa hindi makaiintindi nito, liban sa oras na inilaan nila para basahin ang pananaw na ito.

tira ka na sa Amerika. palitan mo na lahat ng 'orc' sayo. pangalan, lugar ng kapanganakan, atbp. pati utak mo papalitan mo na. maraming salamat.

-Aamakt