I think nabroke ata my eardrums because of all the crappy music. They are all bunch of crapolas naman.. Losers.
I received nga pala another email from Ysabelle. Post ko na lang para mainggit you all. I'm the man talaga pare.
Date: Sun, 6 Nov 2005 01:14:32 -0800 (PST)
From: "Ysabelle Ongpauco"
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Subject: Re: Hi Ysabelle
To: "Matt D.V."
Matt,
Sorry if I wasn't responding to some of your calls.... Kinda busy kasi lately with work. I moved na nga pala to a new apartment. So medyo nahihilo pa sa home improvement. I called Cary na nga to help me with the color combinations para sa flat.
Anyways, thank you nga pala sa birthday gift mo saken last month ha? I really appreciate the thoughtfulness. My boyfriend, Bobby is extending na rin his greetings to your upcoming birthday.
Hope to see you soon.
Lovelots,
Ysabelle
See! I'm the man talaga pare. I bet she's falling na naman for me. The mere fact na she made sabi na she's hoping to see me daw is pretty much evident na she likes me pa rin. Tapos may lovelots pa! Its obvious naman diba pare? That girl still have a thing going on for me. And sino pa hinde? I'm soo gwapo kaya tapos uber cool pa. I bet that Bobby guy was just plastic lang when he extended his birthday greetings to me. He's like envious kaya of me when I visited Ysabelle last Christmas. I think he is bakla pa nga because of his abnormally puti na face no. Damn!... he's like pampagulo lang to my aura eh. Hope he just drop dead or get hit head on by a pison because of his stupidity tapos dapat pisak pa. Para wala na hassle to the pag-ibig I have for Ysabelle.
Siguro yun na muna for now. Have to get ready pa kasi for the Sierras trip later. Wala pa nga the stupid chaffeur.
Basta, no matter what, I'm so happy now pare.
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nice post... 'tleast i'm seeing this side of "cofibean". I've read the ones prior to this and they keep lambasting people... the idea of eliciting a reaction's pretty much a hallmark of "cofibean", but the topic's kinda tacky na, coz it's like you keep rubbing in on the same topic. so, this post was more of a breather...
ur ryt karinne.. now i can't wait til ihatecofi's next post... not to mention his lambasting attitude and pretty catchy grammar.. :p
MATT stop bashing the call center peeps lolz! miss you
Bobo! Hinde ka mahal ng girl. Pati ba naman comprehension bobo ka! Kala ko sa grammar ka lang tanga!
Yeah cofibean, I agree with crouching pussy above. You should have told the bitch to put some flowers, hello kitties and a lot of cute smilies on her email para girling-girly. Dapat kami ang masunod kasi kami ang readers. Change her now na! Make her wear some Prada gold bangles. Better yet, sabihin mong nasa US din sya.
pa matt matt ka pa.. leche kang BADAFF ka. di bumalik ka din sa pagsusulat sa girlash mo.. kumunti kasi nagcocommnet.. kay switch mode ka ulit para increas page hits mo.. bwahahhahaha
style mo pare! bulok
kepp writing para lalo mo pa pamukha kaBOBOHAN mo.
pis awt!
isa pa.. isa kang kahihiyan sa lahi ng mga KATUTUBO!!!!
pa matt matt ka pa.. leche kang BADAFF ka. di bumalik ka din sa pagsusulat sa girlash mo.. kumunti kasi nagcocommnet.. kay switch mode ka ulit para increas page hits mo.. bwahahhahaha
style mo pare! bulok
kepp writing para lalo mo pa pamukha kaBOBOHAN mo.
pis awt!
isa pa.. isa kang kahihiyan sa lahi ng mga KATUTUBO!!!!
pa matt matt ka pa.. leche kang BADAFF ka. di bumalik ka din sa pagsusulat sa girlash mo.. kumunti kasi nagcocommnet.. kay switch mode ka ulit para increas page hits mo.. bwahahhahaha
style mo pare! bulok
kepp writing para lalo mo pa pamukha kaBOBOHAN mo.
pis awt!
isa pa.. isa kang kahihiyan sa lahi ng mga KATUTUBO!!!!
Honga pare. Ang konti naman ng comments ngayon? Wala pang isang oras pito pa lang comments mo. Ano ba yan. Buti pa samin. Madaming langaw. Bisita ka naman.
purplephoenix23 said:
I quote:
1.
"Mistah said...
I would like to make some corrections to the first year law student who made the comment above. You need to brush up on your Law 101 honey:"
xxx
"Do I need to elaborate on that?"
----> YES. To give credit to your contention you should elaborate further.
BTW, Under the Rules on Electronic evidence, electronic messages cannot be used in criminal proceedings...
2.
"Basically, I do understand that you don't have any idea on where this rather "cheap case" as you call it came from. You just rushed onto writing the first thing that came into your mind without even checking first all the FACTS before concluding something. That is very UNETHICAL and would win for your client some gold bars of prison. It only showed your GROSS IGNORANCE OF THE LAW as you put it."
----> Am only commenting about the errors of his imaginary lawyer about citing the wrong legal provisions and not the Facts that lead to this defamatory controversy.
3.
xxx
"Well, that is why they need lawyers like us to prove whether someone is indeed guilty of a crime or not. xxx"
----> MISTAH, if you are really a lawyer, please enlightened us with these legal issues, please?
4.
"Now, all I need for you to do is to study all the facts first and brush up on your LAW 101 as you call it before making any legal comments. It is kinda CHEAP kasi."
----> I rest my case your honor. This is my last comment here.
LASTLY, Am very sorry if I gave you the impression I'm a lawyer. I'm flattered. Seriously.
Crouching pussy, may bayad ba magcreate ng account sa blogger?
Kelan birthday mo Mr. Cofibean? Attend kami. Madami kaming regalo sayo ng mga barkada ko. Saang squatter area ka ba nakatira?
Piso kada oras. So we are making 24 pesos kada isang araw. Wala pa doon ang ot at ang kaltas. In short, free ang service namin. Kaya mo yun?
Hay! Ang boring mo naman kausap. Parang walang kwenta kang tao.
COFIBEAN, BAKIT WALA KA NG PINOPOST NA PHOTOS? NATATAKOT KA NA MAEXPOSE KA NA NAMAN NO? ANAK KA KASI NG MAGNANAKAW KAYA GANUN. HAVE A LIFE PARE!
Ano ba yan. Nagkalat ngayon ang mga pussy dito kaya pala ma-antot. Like duh! Haven't you heard ba of vaginal wash?
Just kidding.
Peace you'all!
Don't tell me na si Ysabelle ay kamag-anak ni Happy Ongpauco?
Bakit may lawyer na naman dito? Sino na naman ang nagdedemandahan? Hahaha! Dapat dito dinadala na sa Supreme Court para matapos na at ng makilala na kung sino talaga si Cofibean.
SAWANG SAWA NA KASI AKO SA KAWALANG KWENTA NG BLOG NA ITO!
Guys, please ignore na lang tis blog. Wala tayong mapapla dito kundi sakit lang ng ulo. Obvious namang basura ang mga sinusulat nya. Magtrabaho na lang tayo para sumaya!
Maligayang Pasko sa Lahat!
Tigilan mo na nga yang kakapost ng translated french sa altavista. Nakakairita. Mas naasar ako sayo kesa kay cofibean. Pagmumukha mo kase mukhang puke tapos nagpapacute pa. Tang-ina. Kung ganyan mukha ko, magtatakip ako ng panty sa mukha para di malaswa.
Crouching pussy, pekpek mo ba nakacrouch?
that ba pinagmamayabang mong ysabelle? nakatira only sa isang apartment? how cheap talaga.... alam mo hindi ka rin masyadong marunong mag-invent ng stories sa blog no? pathetic talaga...... sana you said na lang na she leaves sa kahit sa condo unit man lang or townhouse...but? apartment? ang cheap......tapos ikaw uber bilib ka naman sa face mo....mukha ka namang uber bakla!hahaha!.............
Sorry po lola. Hinde kasi kasing kapal ng mukha mo ang mukha ko. Sabagay, ano nga ba naman ang makikita sa basura, kundi mga mukhang taeng tulad mo. Magsama kayo ng writer ng blog na ito. Pareho kayong basura at walang kwenta.
Base from the email ni Ysabelle na may timestamp ay -800 PST. Malamang na sa US yun sinend. Kasi tayo at +800.
I think.
O MY GOOLAY! THIS IS REALLY ONE BIG CRAPOLA! WALANG KWENTA! DELETE MO NA LANG TONG BLOG NA TO. UNGGOY KA!
ei peepz...wag kau mag away dito....
Go mo mukha mo. Tangina mukha kang katulong namin na binuntis ng chimoy na taga deliver ng gasul. Mas maganda pa tignan ang pwet ng manok kesa tumingin sa mukha mo na mukhang nagmumurang kamatis. tang-ina. ano feeling mo si Jolina? Mamundok ka na! Isama mo na rin tong idol mo. Pareho kayong walang kwenta!
matt!
wag ka na kay ysabelle! sakin ka n lng!! hihihi!
no seriously dont make her character almost the same as yours. and an ongpauco?! bka c heart yan ah!
pero ok lng i still luv you!!!!!! khit im in call centr right now! i rly luv you!!!
~~~
Kaw ang dapat magpaderma doon dahil mukhang isa kang malaking nunal na nagkamukha. Kasing idad mo na ata ang lola ni cofibean na patay na. Siguro mas malamang na mabantot ka rin at amoy lupa sa personal.
your so astig cofibean
make sulat posts pa.
mga walang kwenta!!!!!!!!!bwahahahazp
bagong twist,
binigay na niya yung first name niya.
comment ko lang sa character ni ysabelle sana mejo different naman sa character mo,kasi parang pareho lang kayo magsalita.yun ay suggestion lang naman.
this is not one of your best post. kulang sa pagiging 'cofibean'
to the owner,
thank you
COFIBEAN NAPAKA WALANG KUWENTA MO!
Pero siguro nasasabi ko lang to kasi kahit gaano ka kagago at ka matapobre bumabalikbalik p rin kami dito.
hindi kaya kami ang walang kuwenta?
o masaya lang kaming natatawag na orcs at bobo?
kasi kahit anong klaseng pamimintas at pamumunang gawin namin sayo...
gagawa at gagawa ka pa rin ng kuwento.bakit? simple lang.
kasi babalikbalik pa rin kami at babasahin pa rin namin.
cofibean ang kapal mo naman for posting my name here sa blog mo...
bobby and i are having sex right now with arthur and mike!
yep!he's gay!
but guess what?
your queerer.
that's why i like him more than i like you.
in your tiny prick pare!
yuck ang bastos naman ng ysabelle na yan!!! that only shows na she's a maleducated person.... i thought that you were an opposite of that but i was wrong!!!! buti nga sau at nagalit sau si ysabelle.... you're so stupid talaga and desperate para ipost pa ang message na yun ni ysabelle for you!!!
bagay nga kayo ni ysabelle.sobra, gang bang pala ang trip niya!!!!she's a pervert pala!!
haha ang tatanga naman ng dalawang nagcomment sa taas.hindi si ysabelle yung mga un bobo! di nio ba naisip pwede kang maging kahit sino dito!! saka kung si ysabelle siya bakit niya tatawaging "cofibean" ung authoe e di dapat yung totoong pangalan sana niya ang tinawag niya.
mga callcenter orcs talaga
ano ba kayo,kuwento lang to.easy lang.
enjoy!
a complete waste of time.
this blog rules pa rin pare!
Tangina! Ang blisi aman dumami ng comments dito. Wala pang isang araw 54 na agad. Ang lakas talaga ng dating mo Cofibean. THE BOMB TALAGA! As in!
cOfIbEan! WAhHAh ShiT kA tALgang SioKe kA!
Oi IimBeNtO kA nA nGa lNg Di mO pA giNAlIngAn!
HAy NAkU SAbAGAy BoBO KA ngA nMn!
HAhaahahHA...
OngPAuCO , OnGpAucO kA pA dYanG nAlAlamaN??
OI KumiTa nA YAn! IDoL Mo AtAh Si HEaRt!BAdINg ka Kc...aSa ka!
aY NaKu, TaNdA mO na, nKaTIrA ka Pa RiN sA iMAGiNaRY WoRLd Moh!
iN yOuR faCE paRe!
Base from the email ni Ysabelle na may timestamp ay -800 PST. Malamang na sa US yun sinend. Kasi tayo at +800.
I think.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< YOU THINK ur face pare!!!!!
kahit anong email client gamitin mo pwede mo iset ang timezone na gagamitin. kahit nga anong web-based email e, basta marunong ka gumamit.. waahhahha. BOBO!!!!
AnG gAlIng TAlAg nG mGA cAll CenTeR agEnTs!! yIpEE!
ei chEckOuT hIs fRieNdsTEr!--->ihatecofi@yahoo.com
it reallyy sucks guys!
mga guys, pede bng sumali ang bata ritoh??
Base from the email ni Ysabelle na may timestamp ay -800 PST. Malamang na sa US yun sinend. Kasi tayo at +800.
I think.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< YOU THINK ur face pare!!!!!
kahit anong email client gamitin mo pwede mo iset ang timezone na gagamitin. kahit nga anong web-based email e, basta marunong ka gumamit.. waahhahha. BOBO!!!!
mga guys, pede bng sumali ang bata ritoh?? <<<< wag na sumali bata. kawawa naman kasi kayo. mahahawaan kayo ng kabobohan ni cofibean :)
betina said...
MATT stop bashing the call center peeps lolz! miss you <<<<<< MATT ka dyan.. si retard cofibean ka eh hahahahha
wag kayo anonymous...dami ng anonymous eh. gamit naman kayo name para ma distinguish ",) <<<< ayan ah . may nick na ako :P. nde na ako anonymous
hahaha this is gettin interestin...not the blog but the comments. daig pa ang reality tv show sa pagsubaybay. i'm hooked up. from 0 comment nung nasa work pa ko to 64 comments...wow. kaya tinarget ni cofibean ang call center kasi ang daming nagwowork sa call center so marami tyak na babasa nito. by word of mouth ba naman.
This seems to be just a thesis for social behavior studies, or a study of how stupid blog readers are. If it is, then maybe the conclusions would be: There are REALLY many stupid people surfing the net these days. And/or, call center blog readers are really gullible and dumb. If this kind of blog shows your barbaric side through your comments, how much more will you react to a real life scenario.
Most people who go to this site and get affected by it might not even last one article in a real rant site (see Best Page in the Universe). Or they won't even know that a site like that exists because they are just plain stupid. They even might not be able to digest its contents because they are just too dumb.
And if you don't like being criticized, don't go to this site. You're wasting too much resources and bandwidth. The author has all the right to say what he wants since this is his personal web space. Defend your colleagues and your kind (bobo/orcs) by starting a new blog. Nah, nevermind, you might not even have enough knowledge to create a new account, much more a blog entry.
Go away bobo-orcs! Get off the internet!
As a side note: Don't believe everything that's you read or see from the internet. Niether should you be affected by it. Only foolish people would take the internet as a bible (bible = the truth to you dimwits).
And by the way, congratulations to the author for catching the attention of these dimwits. They seem to have a penchant for reading things that affect them and enjoy getting annoyed by . They even got addicted to your blog and keep coming back.
Good work!
Damn! Kaasar talaga your kabobohan pare. I hate you seriously but I'm beginning na to love you. I think this guy is in love with you na pare!
PINIPILIT TAPATAN PERO HINDI MAPANTAYAN! MAY SA DEMONYO KA BA PARE?
PINIPILIT TAPATAN PERO HINDI MAPANTAYAN! MAY SA DEMONYO KA BA PARE?
Wow pare. Heavygat sa dami ng comments. Easy lang kayow mga repapips. I am the real cofibean. Just checking my comments page. Post na lang your cel numbers mga chikababes, lets be textmates. Ciao pare.
Wow pare it's like ur soo sabog na pare. Ilang hits ka na ba ng chongkee? Wow pare.. itulog mo na yan.. Mukha ka ng longkatuts dude. Like talk to the unan pare.
by railing at idiots, we run the risk of being idiots ourselves.
just a reminder cofibean (matt)
i can feel how you love ysabelle so much.. but don't be so sure that she still loves you though.. better be ready for whatever feelings she might tell you. it's really hard to expect nowadays. we're not even so sure if she really likes you if you're going to use her letter as the basis...
one thing though.. for sure she likes you still.. but not in love maybe..
basta, don't expect na lang. this might be a slap in the face, and might offend you, but then, though i don't know ysabelle, i can feel what she does as well. baka ayaw ka lang nyang saktan or kung ano man..
well, don't expect much nalang ulit, and just wait for new updates about what she feels for you in case. ;)
Dang! I've never seen any blog like this before. Daming comments. Whoever the author of this site must be very happy now because of all the google hits he is earning. Tinalo mo pa pare si Bryan Boy. Kudos to your creative talent!
This blog is really something to gather this much attention. Dapat magpainom kung sinuman ang nasa likod nito!
Tangina. Anong magaling dito e puro kabobohan lang naman mbabasa dito. Mas masarap pang tumae at kumausap ng tanga kesa magbasa ng walang kwentang kwento.
^^kung makikipagusap ka sa tanga, eh di kabobohan din mapapala mo. sheesh!
ho-hum... t'is gettin' boring....
i suggest you go back to call center bashing cofibean... =)
sino ang tunay na bading. I think its cofibean.
wow, daig pa sila drew barrymore at me chauffer pa siya he he. hey, lazy ass you should get a job here in LA nde yung gala ka ng gala. i bet this is your first time here, kaya puro trip ka. lovelots lang kinilig ka na.
S-A-T-I-R-E..... ang lo-low I.Q. nman ng mga pumapatol sa blog na toh.. amp! hahahahahhaa
lucozade commented:
"And by the way, congratulations to the author for catching the attention of these dimwits. They seem to have a penchant for reading things that affect them and enjoy getting annoyed by . They even got addicted to your blog and keep coming back."
--you just joined the club pare! dimwit your face asshole! e anong ginagawa mo dito?
luco-lucozade---- kaw rin naman binabasa mo ito db???? what that does make you then??? nya ha ha ha....
si xumai butterfly gusto lang tumaas ng stats ng sarili nyang page
to xumai butterpixiefly
maciado ka papansin duh?!
Oh my God. I can't believe your still alive. Go on with your own stories. Don't make us look BOBO not to know and understand all your make up stories. You Jerk.....
You're such an Asshole. Seriously.
Yeah this are all satyre. We call center couldn't be fooled by such nonsense. We have the intelligense that is incomparabale to you. Ikaw ang orc! Asshole!
Bakit walang entry ngayon si Cofibean? Baka namatay na sa Sierras. Hehehe. Hope so.
XuMai bUtteRPiXiEfLY said...
Girls, if you were in a relationship and you were falling for someone else... would you even mention your current beau's name (as in this case, Bobby) in an email to a guy your supposedly falling for?
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no way. if i mentioned the name of my bf, like how ysabelle says bobby is extending his greetings, it's just to make clear that i'm still happily attached to him and i just see the guy-i'm-supposedly-be-falling-for as a friend.
and yes xumai, it is fun here. ;D
r u in LA ka ba talaga? or fake ka rin, because the way tou talk it sounds na poor ka rin n your nothing.
Lets all hope na patay na si Cofibean! Mabuhay ang matatalinong callcenter sa pinas!
This one made my day... Ang bobo! Tang-ina kasing dami ng sentences mo ang mali mo tanga! Hahahahahahahahaha! ----
Yeah this are all satyre. We call center couldn't be fooled by such nonsense. We have the intelligense that is incomparabale to you. Ikaw ang orc! Asshole!
Anonymous dorks:
you just joined the club pare! dimwit your face asshole! e anong ginagawa mo dito?
and
luco-lucozade---- kaw rin naman binabasa mo ito db???? what that does make you then??? nya ha ha ha....
The difference between you and me? I know how to distinguish the difference between a sattire and a personal attack. I read the contents and found it amusing, worth my spare time. You on the otherhand, related everything you read to your pathetic life.
Have you read my entire comment, or just the part that you understood, and where you think I had a flaw? Maybe you were not able to digest the contents because your emotions have already affected the functions of your tiny brain, moron. Anyway, this is the summary : Do not go to this blog if you are affected by its contents. The author did not beg you to come to this site, you did it on purpose. Plus, there was a disclaimer on the top portion of the blog page. Nah, maybe you just did not understand what it meant.
S-A-T-I-R-E..... ang lo-low I.Q. nman ng mga pumapatol sa blog na toh.. amp! hahahahahhaa
Exactly!
To the author:
Any updates?
FUCKER. Ur such a loser. Are u for real? Baboy
haynaku those ongpauco's. mga magnanakaw yan ng syota at barbaric pa no. ang hilig maniko ng mga mas pretty sa knila sa loob ng mga sosi bars dian sa greenbelt, as in! mga ksp cla! mga babalu nman! chaka shet!
Hoy Aiko! Anak ng tokwa, kanina pa tigas ang titi ko. Hinde ka pa ba babalik dito sa haus? Mamya ka na magchat at magkantutan na muna tayo. Alam ko namang ako ang mas labs mo kesa kay Martin na yun e.
PUTANG INA KA JOMARI! ANG YABANG MO EH, ANG LIIT NMAN NG TITI MO. ACTWALI D YAN TITI KUNDI PUTOTOY! EWAN KO BA KUNG PAANO NAG-EENJOY SAYO C ARA. HAYNAKU, COL BOY KA PATSUPA KA N LANG NG DOUGLAS QUIJANO KAYONG DALAWA NI GOMA O DI KAYA KAY BEN CHAN N LANG! AHIHIHI!!!
Maliit pala. Kaya pala sarap na sarap ka sa paglollipop nitong titi ko ha! Mula sa pag gising sa umaga, sa tanghalian, sa paliligo hanggang sa pagtae nakachupa ka sa tite ko tapos sisiraan mo pa. Hindot ka! Isa kang hindot! Tangina! Pinagsawaan na kitang putah ka!
oi xumai! teehee mo mukha mo. puro ka pa-cute mukha ka nman bakla.. panget mo!
Attention:
to all avid readers of cofibean..especially callcenters agents..
haha..calm down..chill..
i know this guy..and guess what?!?..he is working in a call center..somewhere in libis..
believe me...haha..he's quite fat, dark skin and he is no richy..
he's loving what you're doing guys..he needs attention..
Honest!
marc
@marc
u min mr.bean is just an alter ego?
kewl =)
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what a l0ser...
Anonymous said...
Attention:
to all avid readers of cofibean..especially callcenters agents..
haha..calm down..chill..
i know this guy..and guess what?!?..he is working in a call center..somewhere in libis..
believe me...haha..he's quite fat, dark skin and he is no richy..
he's loving what you're doing guys..he needs attention..
Honest!
marc
November 08, 2005 12:02 PM
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Haha OMG that is totally pathetic!!! Hope he burns in hell so that his body gets totally dismembered.
Then again, even if it does, you won't tell the difference. I bet this guy's real physical apperance is so fucked up a cat's diarrhea crap looks even more appealing
Hope he posts in this reply so that I can serve him even more bashing :)
Ysabelle.. Wawa naman siya.. To actually know a loser like YOU
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