Bad Vibes.

Just got home from a workout at Hotel Intercon. And puta pare the guy who's been working out there kanina. Uber baho talaga the body odor. The hell! I was like muntik ng mag-faint because of the stench oozing from his underarm. As in kadiri talaga the aroma sa gym kanina. Tapos the old lady doing some stretching at his side was like patay na no. She's not moving na kasi when I checked her out. So yun na nga diba? I asked na lang for a gas mask pero they gave me none. The fuck talaga. Eh I can't stand talaga the smell kaya I told na lang the gym instructor to make paalis na lang the baho guy kasi he's like pampasira ng workout eh. The instructor told me lang na make tiis na lang the amoy kasi the guy is a member din daw! I said, "What the fuck?! You mean to say na even if I drop dead because of the baho smell, it's ok pa rin?". Bobo talaga that instructor. Eh I'm like a premium member kaya. Nonsense talaga talking to minimum wage earner katutubos. Damn! So I approached na lang the guy and told him, "Excuse me, are you the guy with the baho smell? I think you need na to make paligo kasi I can smell you from over there oh. And believe me, it's really so baho." Yeah, in his face pare I told him that. Eh he's like 5'4" lang kaya. I can just make batok lang on his forehead if he said something back at that moment. Buti na lang he just blushed and went straight into the shower room. That was the first time I saw a red-faced palaka. Yeah pare, kadiri na the smell, palaka pa his built. I mean, what's with the bulging muscles if you're only 5'4" no. Even after he left, the after smell was still there. As in yuckie talaga all the equipments he used. So yun na nga diba? I lost na my momentum so I told my bobo instructor to stop na the program. I called na Mang Tonyo to get my things and wait for my call again dahil I'll buy lang something sa Glorietta.

At the glorietta, my aura got sira na naman. Why naman kasi of all places, some filthy orcs decided pa to hang out there. I mean, puno ba all the public markets that they decided to hang out at Glorietta? And what's with the slang accent ba? All their skin naman is balat mahirap no.



So yun na nga diba? I lost na my gana sa workout tapos I lost pa ulit my interest sa pagbili ng vanity stuff sa Essences, Rustans. So I had my feet pampered na lang at Beauty Bar and then called na the stupid Mang Tonyo to pick me up right at the lobby.

In short my day was like bad vibes talaga pare.