I'm really sad now pare. My aura is kinda low. Shit drug na pampagwapo kasi is making me feel like this. Buti nga the muscle cramping has stopped na. I think I need to lessen na my dose. Baka next week, I'll change na from roac to acnetrex. The price nga naman I have to pay for maintaining such good looks pare. The kind of face that will launch a thousand ships. As in! Shit talaga! Like drool all you want on my good looks you orcs! Haha!
I think I will rest na muna for now. Will post na lang bukas what happened kanina.
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Ang igsi naman ng entry mo ngayon cofibean.
Ang bastos naman ni Xumai
Siguro kay Xumai itong blog na ito. Halos sya ang nagcocomment sa lahat ng comments eh. Hahaha! Dapat si Xumai pala ang pinapatay!
Mga bakla! Sugoooood!
Korek! Hadahin si Xumai! Tignan kung may lawit.
Bakla ba si Xumai?
un lang cofibean? boring.... kainis!
Haha! Cofibean, may nabitin sa blog mo.
We want more!
Xumai ang cute mo! =)
Wag niyo na patulan ang blog na ito. Enjoy niyo na lang! Hehehe. I am an ex call center agent too, pero hindi naman ako tinamaan. Hehe. Siguro lang talaga eh ang tinatamaan, siya ang guilty.
Peace out! =)
Haha! Cofibean, may nabitin sa blog mo.
We want more!
-- oo nga e.. ako un, akala ko pa man din he'll make my day again, lalo na ngayon ang pangit ng weather dito... wala akong magawa! kaka aliw kse si cofibean, lalo na yung mga apektadong peeps jan! hahaha.. kakatuwang basahin.. parang soap opera.. keep it coming guys!
blogger since oct 2005, profile views 3598. wahahahaha! match that!
Ano nga ba sikreto ng blog na ito? Dapat dito ay finefeature na sa dyaryo. Really remarkable!
What makes stupidity really insufferable is that it is forever in action - idiocy knows no rest.
To kimi yoshida said...
politically INCORRECT...
i cried so much last night.. because of laughing at your comment, you MORON!
i'll slap these information IN YOUR FACE PARE! (cofibean's fave line, which is your fave line as well now..)
LET'S CHECK YOUR COMMENT, SHALL WE? (nobody would want to, because it SUCKS, MORON!)
well, here's my reaction on that SENSELESS COMMENT OF YOURS:
"Just read your comment and laugh you fag. I just can't believe orcs like you are taking all of these literally. I have some advise for you fag:"
-- maybe, what you mean is, "Just read your comment and LAUGHED, you fag. (haven't you realized that you're pertaining to a past action/past tense? read your dictionary more.. more.. hahaha!
-- by the way, i'm a girl.. not a fag.. maybe you're pertaining to cofibean, or to YOURSELF, hahaha!!!
I'm not pertaining to a past action you fag. I'm talking to you to read your comment and laugh. Hahaha! I never thought comprehension could be that low. As in way down low.
1. Check your grammar first if you want to correct someone regarding theirs.
--are you sure there's something wrong with my grammar? look at your work and check who needs another "subject-verb agreement" review! MORON!
--by the way, you need to review your vocabulary once more.
I think its you who needs to go back to english 101. Better, go back to preschool to learn your abc's. Lol.
2. Check your spelling because it's really annoying.
**you're telling me that my spelling is ANNOYING?!
--there's no ANNOYING kind of spelling. if the word is mispelled, we call it "INCORRECT" or "MISPELLED" word, not ANNOYING spelling. haha! where did you get that concept?
This one made my day. Kindly understand the sentence first then check if the word annoying is really associated with the word spelling. The last time I checked, and since I am the one wrote it. It's me who got annoyed not the spelling you moron.
3. Stop sounding like cofibean, asar ako sa kanya pero ngayon mas kumukulo ang dugo ko sayo.
--i don't know why you're now annoyed of cofibean after you commented against cherrie's. and by the way, i separated my comment for you, and my comment for cofibean, so why be affected about my comments for him which has his "cofibean language?" MAYBE YOU'RE COFIBEAN, or maybe you're his LOVER! ewwww...
I rest my case here. You really made my day! Hahahahahahahaha!
4. Smile.
-- don't worry, 'cause i just don't smile.. I LAUGHED BECAUSE OF YOUR "MORONIC COMMENT"!!! bwahahahahaha!!!!!!
Ditto of #3. Lol!
5. Drop dead.
-- drop dead?? "another cofibean's line. can't you use your own words?? well, what can you expect on a MORON LIKE YOU?
-- also, i don't have that kind of talent. SET AN EXAMPLE FIRST! YOU CAN DO IT! HAHA!
Yeah, do us a favor. Please.
Have a nice day you MORONIC FAG!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE "POLITICALLY INCORRECT" FOR ME, MORON!!!!
just like you and cofibean's undying line: IN YOUR FACE PARE!
**by the way, you might have noticed that i've used the word MORON so many times.. it suits you SO MUCH, THAT'S WHY!
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!
it seems nauubusan na ng sasabihin si cofibean, sana nga lang makita namin ang supposedly good looks mo to know if this "drug na pampagwapo" is working talaga kaya.
BORING na siya... Huhummmm... (yawn) Nawala na magic dickie touch ni Cofibean. Tsk tsk tsk...
Kanta ka na lang ng "Unti unting mararating... kalangitan at bituin... "
politically correct ang loser mo...
xumai, wala ba nagvisit sa blog mo? puro ka comment dito ha. exposure?
hey pare! your blog is kinda hilarious... i think your soul is already burned in HELL! so be careful na lang with the karma... if you knew the kasibihan, ang buhay is like a gulong, minsan nasa top minsan nasa bottom... habang may buhay pa, i think you better wash your whole body sa church nyo and do charity works na lang para at least may nagawa kang maganda sa life mo, di ba??
anyway, like i said your blog is kinda hilarious and i don't think normal people will ever do that... or even rich people will ever do that..
anyway nice entertainment.
you can be make it on the showbiz chikadora or chickadoro or inodoro hehehehe....
liit lang titi ni boss matt. parang tsupon lang ng bata.
nung pinachupa nga nya saken, ayaw lumaki eh. un na pala ang maximum size. tsupon.
saka supot pala c boss matt. tsupon na, tsupot pa. sori po boss matt, pero IN YOUR FACE DIN. gagah!
what is this comment page for? yabangan ba dito? o akala ko blog to ni cofibean? wala namang related sa blog ni cofibean sa mga comments. ano ba yan mai at kitten, inyo to? dun nga kayo sa pinangalingan nyo
akala ko ba this is just a blog! why are comment posters taking this seriously? DUH! GET BACK ON THE TOPIC PLEASE!
puta ka nga yawa buli ka tim iroy! waray ka ba mahimo tim kinabuhi! tim kayakan pa inyairoy! bagat tae! munggo ka gad ada tim real life kay waray ka man la picture! asshole! translation: hi bitch
wawa ka naman siguro sira ulo mo ano? kaya marming napapatay dahil sa tulad mo..........ungas maghanap ka na kausap mo leche
Walang kakwenta-kwentang entry, 40+ comments na agad. :)
Ang saya naman dito.
haha... the post is bitin but the comments did made my day!
politically correct: masyado ka ata affected! haha
Bakit walang updates ngayon dito? Kakalungkot naman. Cofibean, update ka naman! As in now na! Please.
Ang kapal naman ng mukha mo pare! As in talaga!
hay naku cofibean! ur so kaka na ha! update kaya ur blog... it's so boring kse e! u know....
MAnika wer u at?!?
and XUMAI..you shuttup..before we'll rip that big mouth off to your face..cut the crap u bitch!..get real...haha..your company sucks..why?!?..coz you're working there..and where are u located?where is Westernwats?!?..atlantis?!?big DUH!!!..
and to crouchingkitten..butthole scumbag..if i were you..i would go back to school and learn english 101 again..ang BOBO..BOBO mo!!u look like my nanny..then got the nerve to show off your pic?!?..
You guys can never be "COFIbean the MOrON"..you can be social climbers like him but never as BIG as him..aight..so back off and do your own thing!!..
GET REAL!!or else ill search for you..manila is just 15hrs away..
just a tip..why dont you guys exchange numbers..meet..then have sex...i can give you 90%discount here at holiday inn...i know you cant afford here..cheap asses..
ang kapal talaga ng mukha ng mga biatches nato..haha..kala nyo matutuwa yung mga lalaki pag nakita kau?!?..eh mas mukha pa kayong lalaki sa mga construction worker sa saudi arabia..
DUH!!!
IN YOUR FACE..
shut up drei_marc011! u can go to hell!!
patay na ba c cofibean?
gus2 mo patayin ko na?
bobo ka tralala..tanga..sipain kita jan eh..
hehehe... anonymous, maglagay ka man lang ng pangalan mo, kawawa ka naman, andami mong kapangalan! hahahah! sige, sipa lang sipa.. galingan mo! bwahahahaha!!!
tangna di masarap si ysabelle ni cofibean natikman ko kagabi, pinick up ko sa ermita, yuck!! hoy attorney, kaso naman dyan. whaahaha
ampangit mo pala cofibean sabi ni ysabelle pokpok habang nakapatong ako sa kanya.
XUMAI?
why should i?!?..
you are a waste of TIME bitch..
nice pic huh.eeww.you look a bit classy now..haha..500 bucks for a night?..
whatta whore..
and to you tralala dearie..
shuttup..study hard..u HAVE learn more..chickenhead..
ooppss..error..
and to you tralala dearie..
shuttup..study hard..u HAVE to learn more..chickenhead
drei_n_marc011,
me? study hard... uhmmm, duh! where did you get the word shuttup? do you mean "shut up", what's the extra "t" for ha?! airhead!!!
cofibean, magpost ka na nga para masaya.. walang kwentang tao kse nakikisali, nagmamarunong, pero shut up lang di pa mabaybay ako pa ang pababalikin sa pag aaral! kung bobo ako ano kaya sya.... haaay!
hey! your blog is similar to caffeinerush @ www.blurty.com/cafeinerush... hmm... something's not right here.. *wink*
enjoyed reading your blog, btw... keep those hilarious entries coming. ur so kulit, dude!
-marfski
wag nyo na tirahin isa't isa. tirahin nyo na lang c cofibean pra mas masaya! wala na kse masyado tumitira key cofibean eh, boring na tuloy. calling all you call center orcs lalo na un mga fag, keep on flooding your comments you guys.
@ crouching pussy cat & siomai:
oh still waiting for me? stupid women. see, even if it is no longer connected to the post your comments are still about how you are attacked personally. Now who is taking this blog seriously again?? duh!
you can't wait for me here all day because i have better things to do than hang around here and comment 100x a day. sheesh!
- and you crouching pussy too busy doing this stuff?
Don't I have anything better to do? I have: Drink coffee, go to friendster, check multiply, practice my japanese, check my face in the mirror....you know, all those boring stuff that supervisors do while their minions do all the dirty work hahahaha
Are you a real leader? you call your subordinates " minions" ? where are you working anyway? as far as i know slavery has been abolished years and years ago! people like you shouldn't even become leaders if that is how you think!
"Oh, I forgot...add watching bloomberg news all day." ewww how boring And i know a lot about bonds and securities and all those other financial crappolas...wanna talk about it? That might prove too much for you did anyone ask you if you know those stuff. read again! duh! you need a shrink, you know why? you think the world revolves around you. Yeah right Miss High and Mighty go ask your minions to do all the dirty work for you while you are too busy watching bloomberg (yawn! )
And by the way who cares if xumai's grandma is the virginia of virginia foods? my lola is the tentay of tentay patis. my tita is the mila of mila's lechon. uhhmm..my lolo is the tomas of mang tomas and..last but not the least.. my mama is the mama of mama sita!!
beat that! haha SERIOUSLY GET A LIFE!!
im not affected by coffee bean's blog either. it's both of you that are making me sick. i hate people who think they are above others and think so highly of themselves! DUH!
this blog is not about you, OK?
LOL. This blog is turning into a shoutbox! Keep it up, you low lifes and post more garbage!
patingin nmn face ng mo ... i mean pix ... :)
erh
hey! your blog is similar to caffeinerush @ www.blurty.com/cafeinerush...
iisang tao lang yata sila.pero mas nakakatawa xa nung caffeinerush pa siya.
haha! look how poetic *pukes* cofibean is.
i'm an alone entity
always alone
feeling the sadness
always sad
maybe one day
she'll hear me say
"you're mine"
3:24 pm
my starbucks katipunan
quezon city
philippines
haha!
and good morning to you too xumai!
do i care if you dont care? duh!
oohh now i dont have an identity. how stupid can you get? inventing an identity here on the net is as easy as 123.
why don't we rename the comments link xumai-pixie-and-crouching-pussy-whatever-sorry-excuse-to-be-given-attention shout box? that would be a great idea whatd'ya think?
xumai you look like a FAG in malate
Cofibean! Saan ka na??? Miss na kita! At sa mga gagang nag-aaway dito no! Gawa na lang kayo ng sarili nyong blog. Nakakairita lang kayong mga badingkiwingkis kayo!
cofibean is dead. over use of PAMPAGWAPO. in your face pare! may you rest in peace man!
hahahaha! you're so damn babaw pare! you really think ur some sooo coool... super brains...FREAK?! than how come you have to go to Belo to have your "good looks" maintained? fuck you man! thats' a girly-girly thingy... R U GAY?! hahahaha
Major Bullshit. Thats what YOU ARE.
xumai ur such an airhead biatch like cofibean losers!
ei guys! cool lang kau...mukha nman nagpapatawa lang tlaga i2ng c cofibean. sakyan nyo n lang, then smile or LAUGH!
to xumai the dumb-ass girl
This blog is not about you. Why don't you just create your own blog
This is not a shoutbox you freaking hoe and stop posting your comments, your talking nonsense anyways,women like you should be burn alive! GET A LIFE!
why do all of you believe this blog? hahahahahaha! kayo ang nakakatawa for sooo over reacting to his posts! best laughs are soooo here kaya! keep up the nasty posts pare
hindi na magboblog si cofibean uli.
ganito rin yung ginawa niya dati
TRALALA..
yeah..YOU HAVE to study hard..really hard..asshole..shuttup?!?..havent you encountered such word?!?.yeah its..SHUT UP!!.and i mean it...why?!?.find the word amazing?!?..haha..BIG DUH!!..why don't you just go home..ride a taxi then tell your mom to teach you some manners because you really need one..chickenhead..stupidass..
okay?!?..so again..SHUTTUP(just like saying keep your fuckin mouth off faggot)..Oh one more thing, nice name..it suits you..
and MaNika welcome back sweetie..nice to see your here..Ü
XUMAI's(it takes one to know one)..haha..here it goes honey..
I AM NOT CHEAP!!
..so you can never be me..or shall I say I can never be like you..get it?..I live in a valley..and I extremely believe that you are living somewhere in slum..haha..
so again..get real assholes..take that fuckin'mask off..you moron..
in your face..
haha!
siguro nga mayayaman at nakapagaral kayo.
pero makipagaway ba sa internet?sa comment box ng isang blogger?
tsl.tsk.
how classy.
Cheap Ako..nice shot huh..but tell you what?!?..i dont care less..
kung sa tingin mo na cheap yung ginagawa ng taong gustong "pag sabihan ang mga taong wlang pinag-aralan(urhhmm..Xumai)"..then fine..i respect your opinion honey..go ahead take your time, coz nobody's stopping you..
and if you dont know how cheap and freaky she is..then read all posts from top to bottom..okay?!?..
or might as well..open her blog( that if you still have time for useless stuff)..and who know's you might get irritated too..
Alam mo kci may ibang pinoy na talagang sobrang cheap na(and we cant stand it any longer)..yung pinaka mababang nilalang na talaga sa pilipinas ta kung saan man na may filipino sa mundo.. yung pinipilit yung sarili na maging magaling..at alam ko na maiinis ka rin sa ganung uri na TaO(yun kung Tao sila)..may mga taong,pinipilit yung sarili mag english pero kahit kelan ay hindi magkakaroon ng visa..okay?!?..
yung mga HINdi Totoo..yung akala nya shes Marilyn Monroe of hollywood..haha..in her dreams..o di kaya feeling nya ay artista siya dyan sa pinas?!?..get what i mean ChEaP AKO?!?..kung di mo parin gets..ask XUMAI..bka may
kilala siya..LOL..
read more..learn more..aight CheAp Ako?!?..
tralala..
Cut the crap..scumbag!
ano ba toh?!
"BATTLE OF THE FAGS"
i'll go for drei_n_marc011..
you are definitely right!
tama..sa lahat ng mga inutil sa pinas..magpakatotoo kayo!!..
that's not "battle of the fags" nameless...its WITS..n intellengence..
MAGPAKATOTOO NA ang lahat ng Fake!
HUY COFIBEAN!!! MUSTA NA SI YSABELLE? NAKITA KO SYA KAGABI SA ERMITA PINICK UP NG ATTORNEY MO... TANGNA POKPOK PALA UN... YUCK! KADIRI KA COFIBEAN.
I AM NOT CHEAP!!
..so you can never be me..or shall I say I can never be like you..get it?..I live in a valley..and I extremely believe that you are living somewhere in slum..haha..
Everybody quick, move to a Valley close to you...supposedly it makes one not cheap.....
honey..its a Valley in California..
hollywood stars are just minutes away from us..get it?!?
TO drei_n_marc011, manika, ihatebiatches, xumai and crouching kitten
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF U! why the heck r u fighting here? and what are u fighting over? grammar and shit? who's better than whom?GET LIVES PEOPLE!!!
this is cofibean's blog. take ur squabble somewhere else. we don't need to read petty and pathetic comments THAT ARE WAAAAAAAY UNRELATED TO THE TOPIC.
freakin morons!
people bashing really is contagious
cofibean should put in the header...dont forget to read the comments as well...kasing kikay ko!
FREE SEX!! CALL OR TEXT ME : 09162919200
dyosa...di rin kapal ng mukha mo noh? hahahaha
honey..its a Valley in California..
hollywood stars are just minutes away from us..get it?!?
Compton is also minutes away from hollywood stars.... I guess Compton is very classy then... better yet Skid Row is also close to hollywood stars... Skid Row = class to drei....
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bayot nga iro'ng buang...in bisaya :-)
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to person who said she or he lives in the valley...there lots of valleys around here...u can be from the inland valley, napa valley, death valley or what???? do u really know what's the meaning of valley???
A valley is a landform, which can range from a few square miles (square kilometers) to hundreds or even thousands of square miles (square kilometers) in area. It is typically a low-lying area of land, surrounded by higher areas such as mountains or hills.
Hollywood stars and rich people usually live in the mountains or hills not in the valleys.....
Dude get a life!!!! Stop B.I.R.G.ing (basking in reflected glory) you may be minutes away from them but your worlds apart and just because your minutes away from them doesn't make you a better person....dude read ur comments above it looks like ur also guilty of being MAYABANG, i can see that you weren't born here (US) you have the pinoy's crab mentality.....GET A LIFE!!!!
Hahaha he is such a loser!!! He started removing my comments!!! You know why? Because he can't stand the fact that I can make him miserable! Either that or he can't understand straigh Enligh. I will try to talk your stupid language once I get to understand the sentence structure that so that you cna probably add me in your next blog as the person that you had to delete the comments becuase it makes your face stink like cowshit.
Also, here's a suggestion to probably easse you up a bit: Hit your head on a hard wall. That should loosen up a few bolts.
Hollywood stars and rich people usually live in the mountains or hills not in the valleys.....
Dude get a life!!!! Stop B.I.R.G.ing (basking in reflected glory) you may be minutes away from them but your worlds apart and just because your minutes away from them doesn't make you a better person....dude read ur comments above it looks like ur also guilty of being MAYABANG, i can see that you weren't born here (US) you have the pinoy's crab mentality.....GET A LIFE!!!!
to twinkle..
what the fuck are you talking about?!?..i've been draggin my ass here for 17 years now and I know where i am located..are you sure you're here?!?..show me what you've got honey..call my home phone number..then lets meet..n in case you don't know..you have to dial (1) before my number..
(562)809-3816..
my life is so wonderful..and hindi ako "MAYABANG"..
big duh..
mag kantutan na lang kayong lahat. lol. puro kayo plastic
Sobrang sayang nung mga applicants na mag wowork sa inyo lalo sa iyo, malalaman pa nila na bobo nung boss nila. Baka mas matalino pa nga nung mga nagaaply bilang secretary ninyo, mas magaling pa sila mag english sa iyo.
cofibean.... you can be my agent....panalo ka talaga... para kung naka aux 3 ang agents kwento... pwede ka namin gawin speaker!!!!
hi cofibean! i just read your latest blog and just wanna say that i am using acnetrex for quite sometime now..i think since last march..it's quite expensive but it really works...i mean i never grt to have big..as in raelly big ance or bumps since then.,...it really controls your body from releasing too much oil that causes pimples...so if you really want to look good but to worried about your "pimples", then be willing to shell out money from your wallet..you'll see it is all worth it! and btw, you can buy it either in mercury quiapo or in bambang.....my derma told me you can't buy it in any other store except from that two....good luck!
this has gotta be the most fun i had reading... thanks you guys.. had a great time just catching up on everything writen under this blog. let me just say, cofibean is such a smart ass ... he's got you guys raving over his blog and actually fight over it.. but the fact that you guys are actually helping cofibean get more popular.. and i have enjoined the band wagon just writing this comment.. what can i say.. i had a blast... Thank you!!! more power to your blogs!!!
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