Tang-ina this is the worse ski trip ever! The Rodeway Inn really sucked pare. I mean, if you have plans of staying at this hotel for the holidays, better think twice. Actually, my family used to stay at this hotel on numerous occassions na rin no. Tapos all of a sudden the hotel changed their payment policies, tapos did not notify me prior to the reservation. Tapos they will demand for my compliance daw with their "new" pay policy. The hell! I called nga Choice Hotels who made my booking for this hotel who simply turned my reklamos over to the owner who then called me personally to confront me about my claims. Tapos the nerve of that girl to call me a liar pa! Shit sya no! Hope she dies now as in now na! That bitch! Her hotel is so bulok kaya tapos theres no computer system pa. So they can't tell na I'm a VIP client kaya. They are missing on something pare. I'm generous kaya in giving room tips to low-life alalays which is katumbas na to their one month salary. Tang-ina, I can even have their bulok inn bulldozed for being soo fucking assholes! Damn! So I made sipa na lang their bulok na door and told my driver to drive me home na lang. My aura got sira na kasi.
The fucking reservation orcs at Choice Hotels did nothing to rectify the situation pa! Useless talaga the company for having such incompetent orcs handling the reservations. I paid them kaya in full for the hotel tapos yun pa. Shit talaga! Why naman kasi orcs pa hinihire of those companies eh ang dami namang normal na talino people. Sabagay, what would you expect nga pala for cheap labor eh di sub-standard minds din. Kaya naman the Americans love to build their bases sa Philippines dahil ang daming sub-standard minds. Callcenters are pools talaga of pea-brained freaks -- leftovers of the professional strata. Damn! That gives me an idea! Why not open kaya a callcenter sa pinas. Tutal dami naman katutubos are willing to kiss my ass for peanuts eh. Additional money na naman for me. Nice idea. Really nice. Hahahaha!!!!
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Yeah! Hehe. This blog rulez! Daming mayabang talaga sa callcenter. Kala mo kung sino e hulugan naman ang mga cellphones nila. Kung baga sa Lasalle, sila ang Benilde. Bagsakan ng mga walang utak na nilalang. Keep on writing dude!
Yun nga ang dapat mong gawin cofibean para naman magkasilbi ka kasi walang silbi ang pinag-gagawa mo dito. At least, mababawasan ang walang trabaho dito sa Pilipinas.
Crappy blog! Such waste of web space!
hey can i apply? cge na build ka na ng call center! para ul discover na hindi simple ang buhay sa call center. u have to suck up to the "orcs" to make them stay. if u don't malulugi ka lng nyahahaha pwede mag-isip ka muna?!
IKAW NAMAN TALAGA ANG TOTOONG ORC!
nasusuka na ako sa blog mo. pwede magsulat ka ng may sense? para naman ma-iba. palagi ka nalng nanlalait ng tao. it's getting boring.
well i think it's too much to ask of u. wala ka naman talagang sense. ewan ko nga kung bakit binasa ko pa ang blog mo. punyeta. wat a waste of my freakin time.
hahaha! suck up to the orcs.... like he has to make them feel good about their jobs? their jobs must suck so bad they'd have to be bottom feeders to take em. that's how you make it sound like.
Damn you cofibean!!!! I hate you but I also can't help myself from reading your blog. I guess that'll make me a certified orc. Oh fuck! Just wanna let you know it is you who sucks! Bigtime!
you rule pare!!
just imagine you get to work for cofibean! magkakandarapa ung orcs to work for you kng taasan mo ng knti ung sweldo sa current salary nila.
you can pirate orcs from their call centers man!
in ur face orcs!
~~~
TANGINA! WALA AKONG BALAK MAGTRABAHO SA TULAD MONG BOBO! BAKA MAHAWA PA AKO NG KABAKLAAN! ITSURA MO! CHE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! LECHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KA!
TANG-INA MO!
Kung ORC ako, ano kayo? Tae? Don't forget na I'm always above you no. As in duh! I'm prettier than you. I am more flambouyant than you, and I'm a whole lot bakla than you. Intiendes?! Ching!
Gusto mong pagbuhulin ko kayong dalawa ng idol mong bakla?
Anonymous said...
you rule pare!!
just imagine you get to work for cofibean! magkakandarapa ung orcs to work for you kng taasan mo ng knti ung sweldo sa current salary nila.
you can pirate orcs from their call centers man!
in ur face orcs!
To gather this much attention, mr. cofibean must be a very effective writer. now i'm thinking if i'm going to create one din. i will bash the gay community. those filthy faggots will soon face their worse nightmare. wahahahahaha!
akin na yung ideang yun ha?
Sayong-sayo na pare. Saksak mo sa utak mong may sapak. Luku-luko!
Kung ikaw kaya ang sinasaksak ko sa mata?
Xumai, bakla ka din ba sis?
Crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm at XuMai bUtteRPiXiEfLY you are both riding on cofibean's popularity!! ang yabang pa parang si cofibean din naman magisip!
Ang bobo mo nyo namn xumai at pusa...
isip nga!! utak mo atah xumai naluto na..
ikaw kitten nabara ng balahibo..
mga BOBO!
hay naku xumai at kitten..
kung wala kaung masabing matino mangulangot na lang kau...
Ang bobo mo nyo namn xumai at pusa...
isip nga!! utak mo atah xumai naluto na..
ikaw kitten nabara ng balahibo..
mga BOBO!
idiot...
Ikaw naman mantika utak mo sebo na at tulog pa. Hinde gumagana at kinakalawang pa. Ano ngayon pakialam mo kung social climber yung dalawa? Inngit ka lang sa kanila dahil may mga face sila kaw wala.
Bakit ba naman kasi nag-aksaya pa ako sa blog na ito. Ang mga nakasulat walang kwenta tapos pati mga nagcocomments bobo din.
Ang buhay nga naman.
OIST! JOKE TIME MUNA NGA ORCS!
Q: ANO ANG TAWAG MO SA MGA BOYS AND GIRLS NA NAGTATRABAHO SA CALL CENTERS?
A: E DI, CALL BOYS AT CALL GIRLS!!!
LOLS ... WA WA WA WA !!! :)
to: will suck dicks to be a team leader
---- can i have ur mbile number pls.
oo na sige nah utak sebo na ko..
bsta bobo sila para sa AKIN!
skin lng toL!
hindi sau!
Ako din suck moko. I can get you to the top.
Ang bastos naman ng mga nagcocomment dito.
kakatawa naman to blog na to.. comedy lol
Mga bakla! Sugoddddddddddddddddddd!
as in mga sister... kanina pa ako sumusugod... di lang ako makatiempo! har har har
nahahalata nyo ba? malapit nang malaos si cofibean.
ay hindi p ba laos?!
Ü
cofibean..
maybe you're just self-centered but how dare you name call center people as that. and may you review your blog please. andami kasing conflicting ideas, incomplete thoughts kumbaga. you started it by describing how unsatisfied you were with the inn's customer service and then, with your barely-there-link, you connected your story with the contact center industry. maybe that just concretizes that fact of how narrow-minded you are. you give me the feeling that you tend to give ideas that seem consistent at first light, but as you went deeper through your ordeal, andami mong dinamay na walang kinalaman. galit ka ba sa mundo? sa pink society in particular? or simply put, wala ka bang maayos na trabaho? sa tingin ko naman may pera ka, nag-aral ka naman cguro, pero yung mandadamay ka ng walang kinalaman... asus, wag ganun.
i work in a call center as a multi-lingual tech agent and, although you might think that i'm raising a seat or something, i just might be in the right position to inform you, working in a contact center is not a no-brainer job. nag-aral din ang mga taong ito. nagkataon lang na pinili nila ang isang trabahong pwedeng magbigay sa kanila ng magandang sweldo. notwithstanding the amount of hardwork they, i mean we, have to go through din. knowing the things one "should" know requires effort and perseverance. maybe you lack those. i'm not making yabang, and you might just say "yada yada! yes! i've rang the bell again! someone reacted to my blog! yahooo!" cofibean, i'd give you that right. fine.
but please be considerate of those people you do and dont know. empathy is a good virtue, you know. you might start practicing it. thanks for reading, alex fedowski.
Duh!
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Anonymous said...
nahahalata nyo ba? malapit nang malaos si cofibean.
November 08, 2005 9:54 AM
ANO KA BA BAKLA? GUSTO M0 SUNTUKAN NA LANG TAYO?
Bakit ganun ang ugali ni cofibean? Bakit ba sya galit sa mga callcenter, wala namang ginagawa kaming masama sa kanya. Cofibean, meron ka ba ngayon?
Gagah! Loka to! What do you think of me, dinudugo ang pwet? Hoy hija, virgin pa po yan. So wiz ka say sa beauty ko ever. Babooosh!
Buti pa si cofibean, madaming comments ang site, sakin wala. :(( Ano ba sikreto dito? Bakit binabalik-balikan?
DEMONYO si cofibean! Anak ng Diablo! Ngiiii!
By railing at idiots, we run the risk of being idiots ourselves.
hey damn ass..kala ko ba mayaman ka tapos sa RODEWAY INN ka lang....bobo mo rin pala..isa ka ring PATAY GUTOM...you damn ass
ski? nice. cofibean, explain mo naman what snow is, baka these katutubo orcs don't know what it is. down with poverty!
go mai mai go!
mai, we don't work in a call center!
remember, we are researchers?! we do market research, polls, financial research, health care, customer satisfaction RESEARCHES!
we are not the THE MABAHO KATUTUBOS who don't know how to read between the lines... because they are mentally challenged, hehehee!
this message is dedicated to those who made a comment on XUMAI
unsa bagayon nalang ni nato?
anhi mu CEBU, pasuyakan tah mu!
buto nah nU uLo!!!
[M. L. QUEZON STR., CABANCALAN MANDAUE CITY CEBU]
get a life XuMai bUtteRPiXiEfLY! wow so market researchers have nothing better to do than hang around and comment every hour on cofibean's blog? duh!
now you are also bashing call center agents?? ok ok, now i get it. maybe just like cofibean, you are so angsty about call center agents because....INGGIT KA NO??
OH AND YES, I DO HAVE MY OWN BLOGSPOT. IT'S JUST THAT I PREFER NOT TO BE KNOWN.
BTW, i've just checked your own blog. So is that what you are so proud about? showing a half naked picture with pasted-on wings and a blog that contains one entry in a dialect not everybody can understand?
C'mon i expected more from you than that!
market researcher your face! o tapos ngayon crouching Kitten, Hidden Earthworm wants to join your company?
bakit di na lang kayong 2 mag work for cofibean? tutal naman both of you are both loyal followers!
i don't want to generalize mai... i still wanna emphatize to those call center peeps who were hurt by the darn cofibean's foul accusations. however, i just hate those idiotic freaks who made a comment on what you've posted as if they don't understood what it meant. can't you take sarcasm, guys? for all you know, xumai might be on your side. well well well, what can i do if u'R stupid enough? might as well get urselves laid and then anihilated afterwards together with cofibean coz im havin this impression that u think like him more and more!
uy, i've checked crouching whatever's blog. sabi nya she got a few friends daw. maybe that's why she's hanging around here. wala kasi sya friend....huhuhu wawa naman. cofibean, friends na daw kayo..
hoi manika, ipabarang na lng kaha tah kah!
hahaha!
vooodoooooo doll...
-xumai and kitten fanatic-
STTTOOOOOOPPPPPP THEEE WAAARRRRRR!
-the somalian brethens-
kitten,
no i'm not tara...
friends?
juz call me fana, for fanatic...
lolz.
i don't want to divulge my name here.. dami kasi orcs , pare!
u know wat i mean, right?
If you paid your agency in FULL for the hotel, how come you're bitching about "new payment policies" of Rodeway Inn? That shouldn't concern you right?
And another thought, if you really are that rich, why have fucking problems with money?
Just curious.
Pinoys vs. pinoys, lahat ng kapangitan lumalabas. Bottomline, mayayaman lalong yumayaman, mahihirap niyayapakan mula pa nung panahon ni Adan at Eba. Mga puting nagtatayo ng call center lalong umaangas.
Warlords and business tycoons analyze maps and stats, pay compensations and make peace while soldiers, workers and peasants spill blood, guts and sweat just to break even everyday...tsk3x
bobo talaga nitong hampas lupang to. Akala ko mayabang at mayaman. Doon lang din pala sa roadway inn na maraming surot nag check-in ang putang-!nang hinayupak na dyuklang eri.Oisssst!! hampas lupang bakla kong mayaman ka bakit di mo maafford ang caesars and harrah's kasi walang kang credit card, tanga,Mabuti pa umuwi ka na lang sa pinas at isama mo yang tiyahin mo at pinsan mong illegal na napulot ng beer cans rito sa Lanark park at saka sa may warner center.
im just wondering....there are so many other places to stay there...i mean rodeway inn is not the only motel there...i mean ur so rich why didn't u check in on one of the HOTELS in the area...hmmmmm....and u said u paid in full..well dude ask for them for a damn refund and tell them that ul report them the BBB. Your family must be pennypinchers if u guys only stay at rodeway inn or maybe ur as poor as all those katutubos uve been bashing....tsk tsk
Wow pare, blog of the year! Lumabas tuloy ang pagka-insecure ng mga call center agents. I mean, if you wrote something like "doctors/lawyers/engineers/etc... are losers", I'm sure it wouldn't get as many reactions. Keep on writing :)
I don't believe you man. Cmon. You're not for real. You just good in making up stories. I dont think you are like that, and like that, as what you are claiming for. Jerk.. Asshole.. Rot in Hell! You're so Gago.
Yabang nit > {Darren } kala mo kung sino! sus!
I BET THIs acct is just made for fun(satire i mean).obviously.meaning to say, no person such as this truly exists.exaggerated masyado.
Tama bang gawing chatroom itong comments page.
That's nice! Ang bago palang synonym ng callcenter agents ay ORCS. Now that made my day! I am now officially an orc!
Dapat hinde cofibean ang name ng author nito kundi cofimean. Kainis ang way of speaking nya ha. I mean writing pala. Its sooo kaka.
Ano ba meron sa blog na ito bakit ang ddaming comment halos lahat ng entries? E puro murahan lang naman at panglalait ng tao?
Natutuwa ba kayong nilalait ng gagong ito? E mukha namang sobrang hirap ng hinayupak na ito at wala lang magawa.
I CANT HELP BUT TO LAUGH AT THIS.. GRABEH..UNA NAINIS AKO PERO NAPAGISIP ISIP KO THAT THIS BLOG IS MADE UP LANG AND HALOS HIMATAYIN AKO KATATAWA.. NAGAYA NA NGA AKO ON THE WAY HE/SHE TALKED EH..GRABE... TAWA AKO NG TAWA.... RODEWAY INN THAT WAS THE BEST!!!!! HALOS MAIHI AKO KATATAWA.... BUT IF CALLCENTER AGENTS ARE DUMB AND STUPID LET ME TELL YOU THIS: WE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT MAKES THE ECONOMY OF THE PHILIPPINES ALIVE..
To the person above... duh! As in a big duh! Ano tingin mo sa sarili nyo ekonomista? Baka nga pamilya mo ay naghihikahos na sa bahay nyo dahil walang makain. Tapos kayo pa ang bumubuhay sa Pilipinas. Fuck you all no!
asan na c manika!
This is truly one remarkable blog with the amount of comments. Parang forum na itong comments page. Hahaha! Better yet, parang chatroom. Dapat merong how many users online para mas masaya!
Si manica, kinakantot pa ng little brother ko. Punit na yung gitna tapos amoy zonrox na. Ano kailangan mo sa kanya?
Idol pa rin. SOLID!
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Jake of Q.C.
Pano maglagay ng nick dito? Kailangan daw kasi ng website e. Wala ako pano gagawin ko. Help pls.
TANGINA KA COFIBEAN! PAKYU KA SA EARTH!
Konting araw na lang pasko na! Magmahalan na lang tayong lahat. Kaya kung ako sayo cofibean ----
TANGINA KA! ITIGIL MO NA ITO! BWAKANANGINA MO KANG ANIMAL KA!
Correction lang din po sa mga nagpopost na ang lahat ng mayaman ay gastador. Actually, sa totoong buhay, ang mga mayayaman ay yung mga taong kuripot. Kaya nga kami yumaman dahil sa marunong kaming MAGTIPID. At kung sino pa yung mahihirap ay sila pang mayayabang. Kaya ayun, mas lalo silang naghihirap dahil sa baon na sa utang.
Just wanna clear the idea about us.
Have a nice day guys!
Keep up this good literary piece cofibean. Really an eye opener.
God bless!
I agree with filthy rich. I mean, admit it guys. Kung sino nga naman ang mahihirap ayun pa ang mahilig magyabang. Filipino culture suggests that:
1. Pag mahahalagang okasyon tulad ng fiesta, kasalan, at debut (which holds true for some barrios), kailangan ay maraming handa. Kahit na ipangutang pa ang perang gagamitin dito.
2. Kung sino pa ang mahirap sila pa ang mahilig magpakita ng yaman. Kahit na yung yaman na yun ay hulugan lang mula sa intsik o bumbay.
3. Ang mga Pilipino ay mahilig gumasta ng gumasta agad pag may pera. Bihira lang ang marunong magtipid at magpahalaga sa perang pinaghirapan.
4. Kung sino pa ang mayaman, sila pa ang marunong magpahalaga sa kahalagahan ng pagtitipid. Dahil alam nilang pinaghirapan nila ang bawat sentimong tinatamasa nila sa ngayon.
5. Mahilig tayong maniwala sa panadaliang pagyaman. Kaya ganun din usually ang nangyayari. Panadalian lang ang lahat.
Wow! Now, I'm beginning to see some light. Nasa heaven na ba ako?
Isa kang alamat cofibean!
now i'm enjoying the comments more than the original posts. :D
ang saya2x! hhahaha.
Ano ang nakakatawa dito? E puro pang-gagago ang alam sabihin ng author.
Bakit walang post ngayon si cofibean?
hayop ka ikaw palayung cofibean!!!
haha
Bakit walang namention na Ysabelle ngayon dito?
To pokwang:
Ysabelle, Ysabelle, Ysabelle, Ysabelle, Ysabelle, Ysabelle, Ysabelle, Ysabelle!!! There, happy now?
Hihihi!
hay naku wala lang..........
COFI COFI COFI BEAN!!!!!
e2 lang masasabi ko...cofibean rocks!!!!!
cge mag away away lang kau! hahaha
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hoy bisayang xumai na nakakaumay...who cares about your blog? duh as in duh!!
i can also say whatever i wanna say. freedom of expression you said di ba?
if we are orcs..then what are you? cofibean's trolls? duh and if you did not get what i meant by that just search the meaning of orc in google
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oh looks like xumai and crouching kitten missed me 'cause they've been on this comment page all day. seriously guys dont you have anything better to do?
so crouching kitten for the record, i did not read your blog, ok? it's just so not worth my time. oh i take that back..i did read the first line but i got so bored i started to yawn and slept instead..
why the hell are you asking me to see a shrink? duh! you should get your eyes checked. did i mention anything about being a "social climber"? read the comments again honey!
xumai so what makes you so different from a call center agent? how do you define it? you do marketing research over the phone right?? see the connection? you use a PHONE damnit! Not everybody do sales, customer service or do telemarketing. A lot of other things are done by call center people..Yes..including research! Ever heard of stock market and accounting advisers and technical support? you probably would not have what it takes to get the certifications that we need to undertake in order to do our job.
not have an internet at home? duh! ever heard of wifi? unlike you i dont need to be chained in front of a jurassic computer and wait forever for things to be downloaded just because im using dial up.
and you're bragging about endless hours of work?? a BIG DUH again! what makes your work hours so different from ours? and free meals during shifts?? DUHHH!!! can't take you anymore. I'll shut up now.
ps
you better get back to work so you can buy that lowly camera you've been saving up for!
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Pwede sa babae at lalaki.
a round of applause for manika....that's ~~ kEwl ~~!!
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oo nga tama si baboy oink oink! get lost na lang pare! masyado kang desperado!
Pare, please mind na lang your own business pwede. Kung sa inyo walang bumabawal na magflood dito, siguro naman ako ay pwede rin right? Live and let live tayo dapat.
Baka naman may balak kang magpamasahe saken dude. Hindi ka magsisisi. Malaki ang sa akin.
Save mo na lang pare number ko kung magbago ang isip mo.
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~~hAy...this page of comments are full of satire...~~
~~ nd most of the peepz who post their comments are morons..~~
~~enyweys...i know i can't do anything about it...that's what most of them want~~
~~i'm telling you all that i am on the call center agents' side..~~
batchmate cofibean bro! pare i've been looking for you, dito lang pala kita makikita. i wasn't there at the reunion sayang. i'll drop hints so you can figure out which batchmate found you here. you've made enough "friends" with the orcs. (haha! dude bago na pala meaning ng orcs) remember our professor kalbo that clown from mapua? the one that did ocho ocho pa? and that fat bitch feeling pretty that called our batchmates bobo? (the one wearing chipipay hoop earings and layers of solid ever BALYENA make-up) and D.Pogi (daw)? and our aussie batchmate with the 3rd eye (not the girl)?
i'm your batchmate that used to hitch a ride with you sometimes coz i live 10 mins away (B. Ridge, remember?) buhay pa si Mang Tonyo???? wahahahaha! retire that old man na dude.. and your VIOS too! ROFLMAO. pare that's scrap metal. i told you before.
fuck, what happened to you? if the orcs weren't making all this fuss (shit, spam mail again from you know who) i wouldn't know you're still in Manila. (technically you're not right now). i think professor kalbo still has my number. ms mickey mouse has gone to washington for good. that bruha just told me only after getting there.
anyway, just making paramdam. damn you dude if you don't remember me!
- g. ___derson
I think I knowyou pare. Diba repapips tayo sa toma ng gin bulag sa tondo?
nakakatuwa naman tong blog n to.. madaming tao ang nag rereact.. madami ding tao ang nde nakakaintindi kung bkt naging ganun ang bawat isa.. wla lang nakakaaliw lang.. :-D
Magmeet na lang kaya kayong dalawa for a duel or sabunutan. Wag kayo dito mag-away. Mga palengkera kayong dalawa. Ang chi-cheap.
SIGURO KAYA SYA GALIT SA MGA CALL CENTER AGENTS KASI YUN YUNG DREAM JOB NYA EH DI SYA TINAGGAP O KAYA INGGIT SYA SA MGA CALL CENTER AGENTS KASI GALING MAG ENGLISH AT LAKI ANG SWELDO......HEHEHEHEHE
HMM..YEAH MANIKA PROVE YOURSELF..
WELL I THINK YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE...YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE FILTHY ORCS
GO MAI! HEHEHE NABZ
(Kitten) excuse me??
did i say something against you??
i did not mention anything about "you" in my comments...read and think..
and by the way, wala po kami ni manika ng whole day....until now she is not around..she's in the gym i think?..
Wait guys, why ba naman nyo kami pinag-aaway-away dito? Eh wala naman kaming say no!
Korek!
Do open a call center. It's very good money. You pay them at the going rate these days which is peanuts to what each US client pays per agent. As an example, let's say a US client pays between $700-$1200 per agent month (which is way less than what they'd pay a call center agent in the US). To make profit together with the going rates, all you need to do is pay them a $300-$400 peso equivalent (include all those night differentials and allowances. What these call center agents are too stupid to realize is that they ought to unionize and be able to dictate salaries thus controlling the industry because let's face it, call centers command huge profits at the expense of underpaying the agents. Whoops, looks like I suggested it but let's see if anyone in the call center industry has the guts and the smarts to do so...
Actually, my family used to stay at this hotel on numerous "occassions" na rin no. ---> occassions? bad spelling pare!!! occasions, that's how u spell it.
I KNOW WHY COFIBEAN HATES CALLCENTER PEEPS...
HINDI KASE SHA NATANGGAP NUNG NAGAPPLY SHA! JUST KIDDING!
I dont exactly agree with his views on call center peeps (coz I know some people who works there) But I must say, this is one of the funniest blogs I read and I must say you're one great writer! Go Go Red Dragon! If you know what I mean! :)
haha..nice shot manika..but try to understand them..they are not using their nuts..that if, they have one..
im kinda lost here XUMAI, what's the difference between a telemarketer/research/whatever you call you damnit job to a customer service rep dealing with clients over the phone?!?..POOR..then have the nerve to tell us that you're not draggin ur ass in a call center?!?..where's you brain at?And where's office located?!?..Pinas is just 15hours away from where i am right now..I need to meet your supervisor,I'll tell her that they must have company policy..coz if I were your manager, I would give out trainings for dumb-ass employees like you..:P
Crouching Kitten..do you have an account number..ill send you bucks.. and if you like, I can send you to school too. Oh, we're havin a fund raising for LESS FORTUNATE right now..would you like to be a part of?!?
Pinoy ako.mayaman kmi..pero even before hindi ko ginagamit yung pangalan and pera namin para ipakita sa tao kung ano kmi...depende yan sa magulang mo at pano ka pinalaki...
kung tagalog yung kausap..tagalog kmi..hindi dahil sa states ako lumaki..puro ENGLISH yung gagamitin..
GAWAIN yan ng mga taong NAGPREPRETEND!..yung mga taong mukhang hindi nga mka bili ng ticket sa carnival..and pangarap mkapunta ng ibang bansa..kaya kahit dumudugo na yung dila at utak sa kakaisip kung ano yung sasabihin maka english lng..haha...hopeless pathetic..
I am not working in a call center..but i respect them and respect what they are doing..pinoys are resilient. i will always believe with our kakayahans..
anyway, Kudos MANIKA..and to all real-to-the-core pinoys..MABUHAY!!
i hope i can visit pinas early next year..
to the cofibean and her biatches..get real..YOU GUYS are HOPELESS..and with that attitude..BIG DUH!!..kelan man di kayo makakapunta sa states..di kayo pwede dito..magtagalog na lng kayo..i may hire you as my nanny..
xumai n crouching..read it..okay?!?..
ihatethatbiatches..go cuzin..kick their ass off..
what the hell? the comments are more funny than the blog hahaha hail to xumai and crouching kitten!!! ditto sa lahat ng sinabi nyo. manika pikon ka lng. kaw pa tong nanlalait na wala silang free time kaya they keep on commenting on this blog tapos u had the time to check out their blogs. SHEESH.
at first i was offended by this blog pero ang funny talaga. ang kababawan ng taong to funny. para na ngang he's writing these articles para lalaitin siya ng mga tao (at para sa number of hits). people can u say satire?? hehe cofibean have a heart. baka ma cardiac arrest ako nito sa kakatawa hihihi
i work in a call center myself but no matter how much he bashes call center peeps, this blog is one of my sources of entertainment. let's face it guys - working in a call center freakin blows. but it pays well. i didn't really feel the need to root for my job like so many others here because it's just a job afterall (and this also just a blog). baka nasobrahan lng kayo sa pag-internalize ng work nyo kaya ayun tinitira si cofibean hehe hey he can say what he wants to say. if he thinks call center peeps are orcs so what? tutal opinion lng yun dba? no need for violent reactions.
to the call center defenders, magpakatotoo nga kayo. almost everyone who works in these outsourcing companies have something negative to say about the companies they work for. then here comes this guy who attacks your line of work and all of a sudden you do a 180-degree turn and defend your jobs, making yourselves sound like martyrs. according to one of the anonymous personas here, call center agents contribute greatly to the PI economy. DOUBLE SHEESH. kung totoo yan hindi tayo nagkakarandapa dahil sa evat hahaha
basta ako binabasa ko tong blog na to dahil sa comments. nakakatawa sobra. meron pang nag-post ng classified ad. uber talaga! hahaha keep 'em comin!
to ihatethatbiatches ---> "what's the difference between a telemarketer/research/whatever you call you damnit job to a customer service rep dealing with clients over the phone?!?..POOR.."
anong difference? BAKA U MEAN SIMILARITY.
dude/dudette if u want to fight fire with fire make sure u use the right cannonballs.
can you just read further..or better yet check xumai's post first before you react?!?..
DOUBLE SHEESH..
dude/dudette if u want to fight fire with fire make sure u use the right cannonballs.--are you talkin to your self?!?..krystal?!?..
KAYA NGA DITO SILA NAGTAYO NG CALLCENTER EH DAHIL MAS MALAKI PROFIT NILA.... DI MAN LANG INISIP YUN...... BUSINESS IS BUSINESS.... IF CALL CENTER PEEPS ARE GONNA UNIONIZE THEIR SALARY THAT WILL EQUAL THE SALARY IN THE STATES EH DE SANA HINDI NA SILA NAGTAYO NG CALL CENTER DITO... MARYANONG GARAPON NAMAN OH...
krystal base lang dun sa sinabi mo
"call center agents contribute greatly to the PI economy. DOUBLE SHEESH. kung totoo yan hindi tayo nagkakarandapa dahil sa evat hahaha"
pati ba naman corruption sagot pa ng call center agents politicians na may kasalanan nun... naman.....
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call center agent actually wat i meant was if ang laki na ng contribution ng call centers sa PI economy, baka unting-unti ng nabayaran ng pinas ang utang sa world bank. so wala ng evat. that was meant to be a sarcastic comment. hindi yun gov't bashing. diyos ko.
and ihatebiatches sori hindi ko nabasa ang post ni xumai. wala kc akong time na bumasa ng lahat ng posts. ang dami!
friends na tayo lahat pwede? hahahaha
thanks ihatethatbiatches! u go girl. krystal, im not pikon. im enjoying cofibean's blog too. it's just people such as xumai and kitten who thinks so highly of themselves that i can't take.
i dont know what nerve they have to post their pictures here and say all those nasty stuff about who they call ORCS.
i've replied to CROUCHING KITTEN's comment on the next entry btw.
this is cofibean's blog anyway. comments should be about his posts and not about other people. e.g. like those who say they are supervisors and that they have minions to do work for them? i'd call that pagbubuhat ng bangko!
cge go cofi bean..dami mo kayang fans sa cebu.. masado kasing entertaining ang life mo.pati comments nila.and grabee ur so successful..i love you cofibean.send mo kaya ako nang pic mo..
shuritel
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i was just wonderin',
how come you don't have pics of yourself on this blog?!
someone as self-assured and "godlike" as you should be bold enough to let us view your pics, let us see those places that you talk about in your blog! or at least your face!
at least we'd know your not just blowing steam!
another question;
how come you can't write without using the vernacular?
these expletives you audaciously throw is such a waste of brain matter!
assuming yours is in between you ears and not your legs!
ang chaka chaka chaka mo naman.
rodeway inn?
INN?
hahahahahaha
akala mo kung sino kang mayaman eh hampas lupa ka naman.
ano ka
alilang kanin?
haha.. how funny the call center agents trying to correct the grammar of cofibean, yet committing grammatical errors themselves. According to manika:
Not everybody do sales, customer service or do telemarketing.
Honey, EVERYBODY is a singular noun and should have been used with the verb DOES. tsk tsk. I pity those call center agents.
Darren said...
Yeah! Hehe. This blog rulez! Daming mayabang talaga sa callcenter. Kala mo kung sino e hulugan naman ang mga cellphones nila. Kung baga sa Lasalle, sila ang Benilde. Bagsakan ng mga walang utak na nilalang. Keep on writing dude!
inggit ka lang sa benilde, given a chance (kung may pera ka,mukang wala) magaaral ka din naman dun.relax.
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