Just woke up. Grabe the headache I'm experiencing right now. Sabi ko na, I should have cancelled the flight yesterday. Kaya now, my head is like binibiyak na. I'm slightly feverish pa. Kasi naman, kadiri pa all the baho katutubos sa airport. I can't take their smell no. It's like pigsty kaya the odor. As in baho talaga pare. Kaya it made me hilo now tapos with migraine pa. Shit talaga! I think it's about time na for the airport management to provide a special arrival areas for the mayayamans like me. Katakot kasi the current setting eh. It's soo fucking sleazy kasi. Dami pang kidnapper natives.
I already took na a pain reliever pero its no use pare. I think I will go to St. Luke's na lang later to have this fucking headache checked. I have a meeting pa naman with a big company tomorrow. Don't like them to see me like this kaya. What will they think no? Na I'm gwapo nga pero sickly naman. I'm no gwapo-wimp pare. Just gwapo lang.
My vacation was ok naman. Except for the two days I got hospitalized. The last stretch of my vacation was entirely made out of shopping. Bought some bric-a-bracs for some friends and bought na rin for myself some 87 kilos of excess baggage. Lols! I really can't help myself talaga when shopping. Dami kasing bagay na clothes sakin eh. Sabagay, I was a model kasi before I decided to work na lang sa family business namin. Damn! Dami talagang privileges when you are gifted with good looks and brains pa pare. Dami options on what to do. Baka early next year, will go to New York to visit Ysabelle. I kinda miss her na kasi. I will show that loser-fag Bobby na he's nothing kaya compared to me. He's like katiting lang no. As in no match kaya sakin. I bet Ysabelle is thinking na nga of leaving that loser-poser. I'm the man talaga pare!
And to the orcs who keeps on posting Homer's Iliad --- "Fuck you no! You're soo fucking gay pare! Kadiri your way of getting back at me. Why don't you just poke na lang kaya your head on some barbeque sticks then check if you have some brains pa left inside your hollow skull. Baka kasi all the maggots ate it all na tapos nothing left but the accumulated ipots lang. Hahaha!"
Will post na lang ulit tomorrow. To all the cool peeps who emailed me and commented here on my blog saying some good stuffs. It's acknowledged pare. Add me na rin sa friendster kasi I have like no testimonials pa. Here's my email address -- ihatecofi@yahoo.com.
Monday, November 14, 2005
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hah! wala pa ung mga bobo orcs!
gwapo ka pa din cofibean!
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interesting post.
wow..wala pa comment? hmmm welcome back cofibean!
teka ano nga pala family biz nyo? u mean u talk like that even when talking to big clients? isn't that too casual?
you are fucking pathetic. just once, can you write something down here thats worth reading and in straight english? who the fuck do you think you are? i dont give a damn if you're bill gates son. i swear, if i find out who the fuck you are, i will kick your pathetic ass. and dont even try to let your bodyguards intervene because i just dont give a shit.
Your post = major lame-o. Get off the drug and take your pain like a man. I've never heard of anything so gay in my life
WELCOME HOME!!!!!IDOL!!!
MABUHAY!!! WE LOVE YOU COFIBEAN FROM THE SOLID FANS OF COFIBEAN (BATANGAS CHAPTER)
hi cofibean;
so nakita mo pala mga pagmumukha ng mga aliping sigigilid pagdating sa airport na mukhang mga pera at mababaho parang mga call center agent (hahaha)
hey i just fucked Ysabelle in the ass last night. she bled like a bitch :) she is hot like u said she was. ha-haw!
this is the nicest post you wrote yet despite the migraine.
This blog rocks! Welcome back cofibean! Dapat nagpasabi ka na darating ka para nagpahanda kami gn welcome party sayo.
I love you idol!
It's nice to know you moderated na your commenting system kasi nakakaasar yung nagpopost nga ng Homer's Iliad. Killjoy sya!
Dapat sya ang pinapatay at iakw minamahal. Alam ko kung bakit ka galit sa mundo. Kasi kulang ka sa atensyon. Ako, pwede akong maging kaibigan mo.
I already sent you an email regarding my contact details. Lets hang out sometime dude.
Nice to see you're home safely.
Kawawa naman ang gagong si cofibean. Bayaan mo, malapit ka ng mamatay.
Wow! Wala kang galit ngayon sa callcenter sa bago mong post ha?
Sana ganito lang lagi. Sana pala lagi lang masakit ang ulo mo para walang masamang lumalabas sayo.
GO! GO! COFIBEAN!
TANGINA KA! ANG GALING MONG MAGTAGO SA AMIN HA? HINAGILAP KA NAMIN SA AIRPORT PERO HINDE KA NAMIN NAKITA.
UMURONG NA SIGURO ANG BAYAG MO NO? TANGINA MOKA! MAY ORAS KA DIN SA AMIN.
Parang mabait ngayon si Cofibean. Dapat kahit masakit ang ulo ay masama ka pa rin. Hehe.
haller!! pano nyo nman kse makikita si cofibean sa airport, eh hoax lang nman un pagpunta nya sa america!!
Haller ka din! Totoo kaya si Cofibean. Meron kayang mga photos sya dito before. Kung di dahil sa makukulit na bobong tulad nyo e di sana makikita pa rin natin kung gano sya kagwapo.
Cofibean is as real as Santa Claus!
Haller nyo mukha nyo! Inggit lang kayo dahil nakapunta na si Cofibean sa America. Big deal ba ang pagpunta sa America? Ako ilang bese na din nakapunta doon. Kawawa naman kayo. Tssssssssssssk!
Nonsense! Waste of time. Sana hinde ko na lang binasa itong blog na ito para hinde nasayang ang oras ko.
COFIBEAN, PINAPATAYO MO ANG NIPPLES KO! SUCK IT NOW... SUCK IT REAL HARD... UMFPT! AHHHH.. ANG SARAP...
Mga kababayan, tanong lang po:
1. Totoo ba si cofibean? Kung hinde sya totoo, bakit merong picture ng kamay? Kaninong kamay yun? Pati ba yun ay imahinasyon lang natin? Ano ba talaga si Cofibean? Tao ba sya o isang alien? Ilang taon na sya at saan sya nakatira? Gwapo ba sya? Lalake ba sya o babae?
2. Bakit galit sa mundo si cofibean? Lalo na sa mga callcenter. Meron bang ginawa sa kanya ang mga callcenter kaya sya nagkakaganuon?
Tanong lang po. Sana may makasagot.
To wEt PuSsY who said...
COFIBEAN, PINAPATAYO MO ANG NIPPLES KO! SUCK IT NOW... SUCK IT REAL HARD... UMFPT! AHHHH.. ANG SARAP...
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Hinde ako dumidila ng nipples. Hinde ba obvious na bading ako? Sinong lalake ba ang mahilig magshopping? Ang hilig ko saging. Mga malalaki at naghuhumindig na tite!!!!! Intiendes? Tsura mong bruha ka! Che!
"Haller nyo mukha nyo! Inggit lang kayo dahil nakapunta na si Cofibean sa America. Big deal ba ang pagpunta sa America? Ako ilang bese na din nakapunta doon. Kawawa naman kayo. Tssssssssssssk!"
haller mo ren mukha mo!! isa k pang hoax!!! mga feeling talaga kyo jan sa pinas,,,we'll i'm starting to agree with cofibean. pareparehas kayo nangangarap makapunta dito sa america!!! ako ay isang dakilang nurse sa kaiser woodland hills,,,along de soto.
"Haller nyo mukha nyo! Inggit lang kayo dahil nakapunta na si Cofibean sa America. Big deal ba ang pagpunta sa America? Ako ilang bese na din nakapunta doon. Kawawa naman kayo. Tssssssssssssk!"
haller mo ren mukha mo!! isa k pang hoax!!! mga feeling talaga kyo jan sa pinas,,,we'll i'm starting to agree with cofibean. pareparehas kayo nangangarap makapunta dito sa america!!! ako ay isang dakilang nurse sa kaiser woodland hills,,,along de soto.
sori mali!!! "well" pla un!!! hehe nagpapatawa lang!! lam ko nman titirahin nyo un english ko eh!!! hehehe
Tirahin kaya kita sa pwet gusto mo?
Siguro punong-puno na ito ng mga comments kung hinde nagdedelete si cofibean. Wag mo na kasi cofibean delete para mas masaya tong blog mo no!
"Tirahin kaya kita sa pwet gusto mo?"
TYPE KO YAN SUGGESTION MO. I LOVE STRAIGHT MEN.
TEKA STRAIGHT KA NGA BA O FAG K REN TULAD KO?!
Tibo ako. Pero I'm willing to try it with a fag. Medyo adventurous kasi ako. Gusto mo gamitan kita ng jockstrap?
"Tibo ako. Pero I'm willing to try it with a fag. Medyo adventurous kasi ako. Gusto mo gamitan kita ng jockstrap?"
oohh lahlah!
puede ba isama natin si cofibean?!
para mey isang plastic, mey isang real.
Kilala mo ba si Cofibean? I think he's hot.
what do you mean "i think he's not". i'm not pushing nman myself to cofibean noh. i was just askin if he can make tira my pwet noh. i'm sure he will be excited den.
Baka naman pag tinira ka sa pwet ay may lumabas na tae. Kahit dildo mangunguluntoy pag ganun. Yucky!
why? is there a difference ba with my shit and cofibeans dick?! i'm pretty sure my shit smell better than cofibean's dick noh!
Sayo na lang tae mo. Pakasawa kang amuyin yan. Weirdo! Yuck!
i bet marami nang tinira na pwet si cofibean
Siguro mukha kang pwet kaya puro pwet ang gusto mong sabihin. Ayaw mo ba ng mainit na pekpek? Mamula-mula pa at basang-basa.
Shit! andito na yung loves ko! tara na! lets meet at Chicos and go to the nearest wise hotel with my other fafas. Orgy tayo! Im so hot and horny! I cant handle it anymore, cofibean! I want you right now!!!!
ORGY NA TYO! GUSTO KO TALAGA KASAMA SI COFIBEAN
Yuck! Ang babastos talaga ng mga bading. Dapat hinde mga callcenters ang ginagawang topic ni cofibean e kundi ang mga bastos na bading na tulad nyo.
Malamang na yung orgy nyo ay punong-puno ng tae ang kwarto dahil sa tirahan nyo sa pwet. Yuck talaga!
http://ihatequeers.blogspot.com
PURO KAYO HATRED! GAYAHIN NINYO KAMING MGA GAY PEOPLE WE LOVE EVERYBODY!
Mahal nyo nga ang isa't-isa pero sa baboy na paraan. Pag kayo ang naghari sa Pilipinas, malamang nagkalat ang tae sa lahat ng lugar. At ang BAHO nun!
"If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to DEATH; their blood will be on their own heads."
Therefore, all of you should be put to death!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! Natutunaw ako. Shet! Magbabago na po ako father. Wiz na ako mang-hahada ng etits if it means death. sayang po kasi ang beauty ko.
Tama bang magkaroon ng Leviticus dito?
bad cheetah...nasty..
Ayan, tama yan. Sana nga sumakit ng husto ang ulo mo. Yung sobrang sakit. Yun bang hinde ka na makatayo sa higaan mo.
Hahahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!
Umiepekto na din ang kulam ko sayo! Kala mo ha! Hindi lang yan ang aabutin mo, magiging pasas din ang mga bayag mo at tutubuan ng asin ang tite mong hayup ka.
Mag-ingat!
Call out Gouranga be happy
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga!
That which brings the highest happiness...
caffeinerush,
my love... nandito ka lang pala...
http://www.blurty.com/users/caffeinerush
ang tagal din kitang hinap-hanap! 8'(
crush mo sa starbs!
hello!
i just want to say that you are awesome. i find your posts very interesting and funny. para sa mga taong nagrereact ng di maganda, manigas kayo! im kidding. ang pikon talo!
i added u on my links sa blog ko and sa friendster na din. i hope na its ok.
"If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to DEATH; their blood will be on their own heads."
so it's okay to be a lesbian?...
.ok, since andito na si cofibean, let's have a cofibean EB! sino gusto sumama? msg nyo si cofibean!
.walang orcs ha!.
What the hell happened in this comment thread?!?!?! It's been invaded by fags?!?!? You guys go get a different blog account and bring your ass whoring there.
I need to see more hate mail here than butt fucking.
I'm game for a cofibean EB. That way I just need to use one grenade to kill all you people >:)
I am unsure who you really are.. neither will I ever comment as to what you say is true or not... but as one who comes from the elite classes.. well, you just do not fit the bill.. I haven't heard anyone speaking like you do.. anyway, if you are happy with what you are doing then just continue being who you are.. or who you think you are.. I am not on a lecture on morality here.. I am only 18 but definitely more mature.. But give credit where credit is due. You definitely gave me some laughs before getting serious in class... Heck, who gets serious in Ateneo? Certainly not me.. Gotta go, have a date with my girl.. By the way, what's with the call center agents?
To the attention whore who posted the Odyssey:
Shut up.
I request that his post be deleted and stuffed into his mouth.
Bakit merong nagpopost dito ng Odyssey? Naghahang tuloy ang pc ko pag nagbabasa ng comments. Kahit saan talaga may a-hole. Dapat iyon ang pinapatay e.
Wala bang moderation ang blogger sa spammer?
hey, pare...
i think you better get your green card immediately and bring your business out of the philippines na. if you keep commenting about the katutubos in your native land, damn get lost and you belong to the outer space. mabuti nga yon at may trabaho sila dito sa bansa na marangal rather than roaming around the streets and it eating garbage??? i am not rich but i know how to appreciate peeps around me specially those people who work harder than me... i can't take people eating garbages??? i know nakakasuka so i will give what i have in my pocket, a few penny for food.... you should be thankful that you have a good business that will give them enough money to buy food... instead of saying , yah poor orcs or losers or bobo, teach them, help them, feed them, do something good, rather spatting nasty things about them... i know peeps na richer than you and they give money for charity or doing charity works like joining them in the activities for a day.... be thankful kasi mapera ka, gwapo ka at pag naging mabait ka pa definitely maraming hahanga sayo, maraming ma-iinlove seo lalo na ang perfect girl sa pningin mo... i think ysabelle likes bobby kasi mabait ang gud guy si bobby at maasahan rather than you, gwapo, mayaman but the ugali sucks... Money is not everything pare, money will evaporate kaya play your cards properly and always pray to God kasi karma will come on your way, malay mo today after mong basahin toh, or any minute now or mamaya, bukas... o malay mo mag-alisan ang stock holders mo kung malaki man business mo...your name is Matt De Venecia... just guessing hehehehhe... or if you want you can join our outreach project this coming december para may magawa ka naman na maganda oki... sya around or if you want to join, just leave a post in your blog and i'll reply...
common cofibean, you may learn a lot from Homer's Odyssey. let me repost it again.
Dave Grohl
I am sooo fucking pathetic that I have nothing to do but suck my own dick because I'm gay and I'm proud of it.
I love sucking my balls and licking my a-hole because I'm the only person who can love myself.
Ain't I sooo fucking pathetic?
By the way, I LOVE COFIBEAN. He's the man pare!
Go post your Odyssey on your mom's butt you good for nothing imbecile fag!
who is dave grohl? i think he's cool. i love the story dude. hey cofibean, you killed our joy. let him repost it again and again and again and again. annoyed???
cofibean, are you doing CI na? hehehe, thanks for wasting your time. LOLZ!
r u tired cofibean? matt?
Just as much as you love sucking your own balls? Forget it.
ano ba yan? kala ko ba you're moderating na the comments on your blog cofibean? eh bat ang dami pa ding panget at walang kwentang posts dto?
anyway, sana gumaling ka na. take 2 excedrins para tanggal agad your headache. mwah!
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Why naman kasi you daan to the airport pa? Why not buy your own plane nalang then have it land directly to your place. you said you're rich naman di ba?! nag to tour ka na nga sa world eh, and you don't even have a private plane!!! i'm confused dear! what the hell... enlighten me naman.
by the way, mayaman ka nga ba talaga o nagkukunwari lng? i bet you are not even that handsome! tada... :)
hindi naman ibig sabihin mayaman ka, kelangan mo nang bumili ng sarili mong paliparan at eroplano at lahat na lang kelangan ganito ganyan dahil mayaman.. ang tatanga nyo naman. si cofibean ay isang tao who consider himself as one to two steps forward from the rest of the ordinary people maybe due to the way he was brought up, the school he went and the kind of life style that he is enjoying now. He thinks that not a lot of people are enjoying the lifestyle that he got. So leave him alone, he is just expressing his thoughts...
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check out bryanboy's blog it's really cool...http://www.bryanboy.com/
Talaga naman those stupid and pikon orcs o...nakakatawa
mmph, obvios naman na pro-cofibean to! i'm just expressing my thoughts lang din naman...
yun na nga! TO cofibean:if you consider yourself 1 or two steps forward from the rest of the ordinary guy, then you make it todo na.hindi puro reklamo. you got money naman according to you. but hindi mu naman magamit para no reklamo ka na.what the hell! you always hanap fault in your life. haayyy!!! nonsense!
buti pa siguro yung mga katutubos, talagang HAPPY! haha. :)
dave grohl, ano ka ba? di ka ba nasawa sa Odyssey? epic of Gilgamesh naman :P.
cofibean, you're a cult genius! keep it up! let's see some more vitriol.
yung ibang nagcocomments dyan ang baboy nyo. ang bango ng mga sinasabi ni cofibean kung ikukumpara sa mga sinasabi nyo.
Patroclus said...
Talaga naman those stupid and pikon orcs o...nakakatawa
ay nako cnabi mo pa! wala ng mas tatanga pa sa mga pikon na yan tsk tsk. orcs na nga ang tatanga pa!
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Si cofibean before he graduated.
Si cofibean before he graduated.
cofibean..add kita sa friendster ko..wow..i love ur pix boy..sobrang dami..crap..di ko kayang tingnan..
ikaw ay isang mahiwagang ispirito santi na binabalutan ng mahiwagang tela na galing sa persia..
ikaw ay dugong maharlika..ikaw ay isang sangre..ang lumalatay sa iyong katawan ay PURPLE blood..same blood with barney and friends..
mahal na kita cofibean..i luv you..gua ai di..sarang hamida po..
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cofibean fan said...
check out bryanboy's blog it's really cool...http://www.bryanboy.com/
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Bwahahahaha!!! Teh ghey!!! This is how cofiboy really is. Bwahahaha!!!
Bryanboy can never be compared to cofibean when it comes to number of hits, visits and controversy...
Puro kabadingan lang nababasa kay bryanboy.
GABRIELLE
umm duh! ikaw ung tanga at stupida!
sigh. another orc na feeling may alam. tsk tsk.
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Obviously this is Bryanboy riding on Cofibean's popularity. How pathetic. Next time, please make it LESS OBVIOUS. Tsk. Tsk. --
cofibean fan said...
check out bryanboy's blog it's really cool...http://www.bryanboy.com/
iba talaga pag old money !!! share mu yang money mu, deposit ka malaking amount sa bank acct ko, so that i can also be filthy rich like you, and we can both kill all those damn call center orcs!!! hahahahahaha
ho-hum.. boring...
Simplicity
By Bo Sanchez
My parents breathed simplicity. Oxygen too, but that’s pretty obvious. Dad was an assistant vice president for a humongous company, yet I didn’t “feel” like I was a rich man’s kid because my parents made it a rule to live below their means.
A millionaire’s son rode a sleek Benz; I rode our sixteen-year old Toyota that sounded more like a drum and bugle band, with its cacophony of bangs, rattles, and whams.
An heir of the moneyed class was chauffeured to school, but as early as Grade III, I was taking the public jeepney– sitting, standing, or swinging from its handrails like a flapping flag.
The wealthy dined on gourmet meals every day. But the culinary highlight of my whole week was when Mom bought Coke for our Sunday lunch– the only time we tasted the stuff. I’m not kidding.
Rich kids wore outfits from America, England, and Paris. I wore clothes from Avenida, Escolta, and Pasay.
The mansions of the rich and famous are veritable furniture showcases, complete with sixteen Egyptian jars from the Nephertiti era. I learned that one of those monstrous flower vases was equal to the price of our entire house. But naturally, we too, had our own flower vases. If my archeological knowledge serves me right, they came from the Nescafe era.
Their estates have playrooms with life-size Barbie’s and Power Rangers. But the way I played with expensive toys was admiring them from the store shelf and using my magination to the hilt. That way, I owned all the toys in the world.
You’ll be shocked by what I’m going to tell you, but through all this, I recall never feeling deprived in any way.
Let me tell you why.
I remember my father coming home every night and we’d go jogging together–around our old car parked in the garage. (Dad says he wasn’t vying for the Olympics anyway.) Then I’d sit on his lap and we’d talk about how to solve the problems of the universe.
After dinner, we’d read the comic pages together. Tarzan was my favorite, until I reached puberty. From then on, it became Jane.
Almost every Saturday afternoon, it was father and son time. We’d walk to the shopping center and Dad would buy me a hotdog. Then we’d walk back home, bringing a little something for Mom, usually a chocolate bar. To add sentimental value to our token, I forced myself to take a few bites from it.
I guess being with Dad and Mom was all that my little boy’s heart ever wanted. And I got it, every single day.
I believe that God chose to write the “map of happiness” on the ordinary parchment of simplicity– like a treasure map written on recycled brown paper.
Consequently, many people ignore that map, and are attracted instead to the more glossy, loud, shiny maps around. But when they follow these others maps,they end up tired as a dog chasing its own tail.
I have a radical suggestion……..Simplify.
Simplify because you want to discover the depths of your soul.
Simplify because you want to start living deliberately.
Simplify because you want to love from an uncluttered heart.
Remember that simplicity is only the first step of the journey. Holding the treasure map, memorizing it, photocopying it a thousand times, and keeping it safe in a vault won’t make you claim the gold. You actually need to sail through oceans, climb peaks, cross valleys, and explore caves.
Simplicity will point to you where and what and who the gold is in your life.
Once you know your gold, the game has just begun.
Will you treasure your gold?
My parents knew their gold:
1. Each other,
2. Their six children, and
3. Their faith.
They tried to live uncluttered lives so that they could have time for what was most important.
They didn’t busy themselves buying a bigger house, because that would mean working harder to pay the monthly amortization, doing overtime
work or taking a second job. Who would then go jogging with little Bo every night?Who would read Tarzan for him?
They didn’t burden themselves buying a BMW because that would mean laboring and worrying about installment bills. Besides, walking to the shopping center every Saturday afternoon with his son gave my dad his needed exercise, and made little Bo feel special.
One of the delights of my heart was seeing Dad and Mom in their bedroom at night, after our nightly family prayer. The lights were turned off, and I’d see the silhouette of my father seated on his old chair and mom standing behind him, gently massaging his shoulders. I’d hear them talk about what transpired during the day. Even as a child, I sensed their quiet pleasure at being together. My question today: Could they have done this rich ritual each night and nourished their marriage if they had been busy paying for designer outfits for themselves or their kids, or if they had been worrying about monthly bills for new hi-tech happliances?
I don’t think so.
And I’ve made the choice: I don’t want that kind of life either.
pakonti na ng pakonti ang nag co-comment ah..isa lang ibig sabihin nito....
The reason you don't have any testimonials in friendster is because you don't have any friends, why even bother for looking one? If ever you do have some friends, they're just using you because you're rich. That's the truth. Right? :)
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