It's getting annoying na rin. So here are some pointers for you bout California you bobo peeps:
First of all, most bobo peeps like you, living outside California or has never been to California (like you ulit) assume the state is covered by dagat. This bobo myth can be debunked simply by looking at a map of the state. California is covered on ONLY one side by the karagatan, leaving that to be the only borderline to allow beaches. THERE ARE NO BEACHES INLAND, where most of the people live.
Secondly, not all Californians ay nakatira sa beach. Clear those bobo visions of a whole state full of sun worshippers right now. Sure, Southern California beaches are sunny, crowded and are the basis of many California beach myths. Almost the entire Northern California coastline, however, is smothered kaya with fog year-round. Maybe this is the place I would recommend to you dogs para manigas you sa lamig no.
Thirdly, Californians do not, repeat not all surf. It just doesn't happen. Please revert to the discussion about most people living inland. Maniwala man or not, most Californians could care less about surfing. There are better things to do like grow artichokes and garlic and watch some katutubos freeze to death on the Sierras because they don't have any WINTER CLOTHES.
The second set of myths that dominate California mythology focuses on snow. Like what most of the bobo peeps commented on my site. If the state of California is just one big beach, how can there possibly be any snow, right?
Well, THERE IS SNOW IN CALIFORNIA. And many Californians eat snow and not sand. The Sierras which is about 2-3 hours ride from the Bay area have snow on it the whole year round. So in your face pare! I really hate posers no. Kaya before you comment, know all information about anything before you say something. Nahahalata kasi na you are Callcenter traveler-wannabes eh. Shitty talaga your mentality.
Again, IN YOUR FACE PARE!
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could you give us a favor and write your blog in full english?
Korek!
cofibean, seriously, you need to see a psychologist! Malala na talaga yang sakit mo.
Why don't you just brag your awful lifestyle to your friends(if you have any.)
Sensya na ha, pero could please write something that could encourage an intelligent discussion between your readers? C'mon, if you are so intelligent and the Call Center people are so "bobo", what's with the Tag-lish? "And the content, man, do you have anything more interesting than bashing call center people and Filipinos, in general? I have seen better(read: intelligent) blogs than this crap, some of which were written by the people you bash, the call center peeps.
If you really have plans of becoming a writer, take my advice. Start by writing in full English or Tagalog. Bahala ka, baka madala mo yang baluktot mong tag-lish, di ka matanggap.
okey.
so you are rich, and snobbish, and a paris hilton wannabe. and so you are.
pity me, i am readin your blog. its great man, i mean the the way you write is impeccable, great, fantastic.
sadly, your fucked up brain, and yourself enjoy pulverizing your so called katutubos. and what the fucking hell are you supposed to be, a colonizer.
you don't know shit.
and for a person of your assumed stature to fight pettily with call center people like a manang in a palengke, you should be ashamed of yourself.
p.s. fuck off and die
p.s. for all i know, you just get your money from your rich dad and mom. yeah, i don't know anything about you, but you don't know anything about the call center people or me anyway
p.s. fuck off and die
You have a lot of problems. I can tell.
I bet you're blind too. 'Cause if you haven't noticed, the Philippines is beautiful enough for most of us here. People like "us"(callcenter people included) are intelligent enough to see what's right in front us AND speak straight.
Pea-brained freak.
Mare,
All I can say is:
what unspeakable cheapness!!!!
you are... that is.
git yer pathetic ass moving!!!
-rodel-
oooowwws? talaga cofibean? grabe bilib talaga ako sayo.. lakas talaga ng fighting spirit mo. kapalmuks ka talaga. kahit na anong gawin mo. mabaho pa rin tae mo. hehehehe.. problema nga lang, sa bunganga mo lumalabas.. hehe
cofibean, do you really want us to leave you alone with your blog?
i-disable mo kaya yung comments. Go to the Settings. Then, click on the "Comments" tab. Click on the drop-down menu beside "Who Can Comment?" and choose "Only Members of this Blog." Since you are the only member of your blog, nobody else could ever write a comment on it but you.
Magrereklamo ka sa mga sinasabi mong "bobo" comments pero sa totoo lang gusto mo. Obviously, you're only after the attention, an attention you never had because you have no friends.
Prove me wrong, cofibean. i-disable mo ang comments. I bet you, you will not hear from us ever again.
You amuse me. Stupid people always do.
hoy reyna ng kabaklaan! doon ka na chumorva sa california. well, kahit saan ka pumunta galing ka pa rin sa third world country. BAKLA KA TALAGA! hindi ka katanggap-tanggap dito sa pilipinas. ipagnuknukan mo yang mukha mo doon sa pinakamamahal mong california!! siguro nag-apply ka sa isang callcenter tas hndi ka natanggap..BAKIT? dahil HNDI KA MARUNONG MAGSALITA NG STRAIGHT ENGLISH! pagtatawanan ka lang ng customers mo! lagyan mo nga ng pabango yang utak mong parang basura!(ever heard of PAYATAS?)
you're crap!get lost loser! (pia and phyl)
tangna! super funny naman your blog! as in!! grabe..!
yuck. just the way you write tells a lot about you. can you not process your thoughts in one language?? obviously not. the way you resort to "collegiala" english tells a lot about your command in that language. get a life loser!
ok gumawa nito ah. pwedeng pwedeng basahin pag avail. sana lang wag mahuli ng I.T! hahaha iniinis mo ko..pero malamang di ka naman totoo diba? for all i know call center agent ka lang na walang magawa. diba? astig! sikat ka na!
hmmm... i'm just wondering....
pano ka kaya nakapasa sa ENGLISH SUBJECTS MO???
nangonopya ka siguro!!!
or baka binayaran mo Profs mo para ipasa ka naman...
WAWA KA NAMAN!!! tsk. tsk. tsk. =P
actually i really enjoy reading his blog. i have nothing against the call center peeps,conyotics,katutubos or watever!but this guy rily got me dude!. c'mon people dont u just get it? satire to' pare,and kht nmn uber asar na keio sa mga cnsb nya bnabsa nyo pa dn ryt?, so jz let him express his CRAFT, we enjoyed it dn nmn kht pnu and i bet un mga nag view ng blog nya is hindi lang isang beses to' binasa.. kaya sayo cofibean HANDS DOWN tlga. UR D MAN!
super kulang sa pansin ka lang..kaya eto...pandagdag sa attention na super inaasam mo...
Kayo kasi kung ano-ano sinasabi nyo kay cofibean kaya ayan dinelete tuloy nya mga photos nya dito. Let him be mga dudes and dudettes.
Pakyushet kang Conyo ka. What do you thinks of yourself? Kahit ganito kaming mga callcenter we are more inteligent than you. You are so pretentiuos. Kadire ka. Mas malaki pa compentation namin sayong hayup ka! Live a life! Idiot!
Seriously now, this is soo funny talaga. As in im laughing now to sawa. Why dont you just like keep it flowing for me to die na in katatawa.... Uber funny thing talaga!
cofibean, make the most out of this online traffic to your site, sign up for google-ads :P
you're so kaka! :)
happy trip to LA. stay away from the freeway kaya no unless you really wanna make pakamatay na there.
hek hek hek hek hek. don't burn out.
cofibean, do you really want us to leave you alone with your blog?
i-disable mo kaya yung comments. Go to the Settings. Then, click on the "Comments" tab. Click on the drop-down menu beside "Who Can Comment?" and choose "Only Members of this Blog." Since you are the only member of your blog, nobody else could ever write a comment on it but you.
Magrereklamo ka sa mga sinasabi mong "bobo" comments pero sa totoo lang gusto mo. Obviously, you're only after the attention, an attention you never had because you have no friends.
Prove me wrong, cofibean. i-disable mo ang comments. I bet you, you will not hear from us ever again.
Hinde naman uto-uto si cofibean tulad nyo eh.
I love you hon. You're making my pussy wet right now.
you are sick, nice try man... fuck up!
ahahahahaha....i know your story, isang bakalang walang karir pag pumupunta ng malate, walang tumanggap na call center kasi di marunong ng straight english. tsk tsk tsk ... i wonder what would happen to such a loser like you... bitter
hamputa, you are sooo nakakatawa... i bet ilang beses ka na nag attempt mag apply sa call center unfortunately nde ka na hire cuz of your poor communication skills. tsk tsk polish ur english first fag!
hirap namn kse sa inyo guys...PINAPASNSIN niyo pa.. This fucking faggot just want to annoy all of you.. So wag niyo nalang pansin.. try niyo wag mag comment sa mga post niya... mas better... or yet not to visit the blog nlang..
This journal is sooo uber cool pare. make more of it! You got me pare! Big time na. In love na me sayo! In short, this guy is inlove with you pare!
I think it's kinda nice..Haha..Khulet..
High five nga?..Hahaha..
^_^ Good Luck sa pagsulat pa ng iba!
You're right that there are snow in Northern California specially in Big Bear and Mt. Shasta area. Some parts of Cali has good source of produce (gulay at prutas in other words) like Fresno and Sacramento.
Dude, I understand you're writing a satire. Pero, sablay e! Hindi na nakakatawa ang dating e. Yung grammar mo, oo! XD
Sana medyo baguhin mo yung style of writing mo just to make it less offensive and a lot funnier. OK?
wahahahaha....me laugh.....wahahaha....me scratch head......wahahahha....me laugh again........hmmmm....yes there is snow in some parts of california but not LA.......hahahaha.....can't stop laughing.......so amused......and yeah i live in LA for years......wahahaha.....
Pakialamero to oh:
Arthur said...
Sana medyo baguhin mo yung style of writing mo just to make it less offensive and a lot funnier. OK?
Wag ka nga. You are just cramping his style eh. Hahahahahaha!
cofibean sikaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt na.....cofibean bahoutot..........bwahahahahaha
Shet! Tinitigasan ako!!!!! Ahhhh!!!
Hey FAG BOY! I THINK YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FULL OF SHIT! 'IN YOUR FACE PARRE" hahahaha! WAG KA NA! WHY DONT YOU STICK YOUR BLOG UP YOUR ASS, LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SAY "NATURAL!" MWAHAHAHAHA! TALK ABOUT FAGS, SORRY MAN JUST BUY READUNG A FEW LINES OF YOUR PATHETIC BLOG, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBTS THAT YOU'RE A FLAMING FRUIT CAKE WHOSE ASSWHOLE IS AS WIDE AS A TOILET! YOU'RE A FAG MAN! WHY DONT YOU GO PREACH YOUR BULLSHIT TO YOUR GAY LOVER! OH YAH, I'LL GO TO RODEO....TSSSS! RODEO...ULUL GAGO BADING! FUCK YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC LIFE! EAT SHIT GO FUCK A TREE AND DIE TWICE FUITY ASS! HAHAHAHA! WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR IMAGINARY MATEREALISTIC BULLSHIT ANYWAY....LEHEWZEHER! YOUR OBVIOUSLY A BIG LOSER... SORRY MAN, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME F A G ! HAHAHA!
Two thumbs up pare! :D
Hinde naman uto-uto si cofibean tulad nyo eh.
Oi, tagapag-tanggol. Di ba obvoius na atensyon lang ang hanap ng baklang 'to? Binibigay lang namin. He writes whatever he wants and we comment on that, whether he likes it or not. It's that simple. If he's annoyed of our comments, what can he do about that? For one, just like what I always suggested, disable the comments.
cofibean, kahit sikat ka na, di ka pa rin papasa bilang writer.
You owe the call center people a very big favor. Kung di dahil sa kanila, di ka sisikat. Now that you got our attention, could you write something less crappy than this? Make a change, will you? Medyo inaantok na ko sa binabasa ko dito e. I want to hear more about your adventures. For once, try to write them in full English, ok? Bawas-bawasan mo pati yung pag-bash sa ibang tao. Walang na yatang laman ang blog mo kundi panlalait sa ibang tao. Inggitin mo na lang kami, ok. Sige, ipagyabang mo lahat ng meron ka. I could live with that.
cofibean is rich kid kasi kumikita ang family business nilang bagoongan sa pangasinan.and besides,kumikita rin ang business ng mother nyang PUTAHAN.di ba cofibean,noh?
joketime lang yata 'tong blog na ito eh...
imposibleng magkaron ng ganyang tao sa totoong buhay. kung seryoso sya, malamang may tililing.
cofibean, kahit sikat ka na, di ka pa rin papasa bilang writer.
You owe the call center people a very big favor. Kung di dahil sa kanila, di ka sisikat. Now that you got our attention, could you write something less crappy than this? Make a change, will you? Medyo inaantok na ko sa binabasa ko dito e. I want to hear more about your adventures. For once, try to write them in full English, ok? Bawas-bawasan mo pati yung pag-bash sa ibang tao. Walang na yatang laman ang blog mo kundi panlalait sa ibang tao. Inggitin mo na lang kami, ok. Sige, ipagyabang mo lahat ng meron ka. I could live with that.
Ikaw na lang kaya gumawa ng sinasabi mo bro. Para agawin mo limelight kay cofibean. Tutal alam mo naman ang mga dapat gawin eh. Hehehe.
I think cofibean si soo gwapo. I saw his photo before. Kasi naman bakit tinakot nyo pa yung tao. Ayan tuloy nagmirgrate na sa iabng bansa. :))
Meron ba ditong hotdog stand? Nagugutom ako.
HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE VERY PEOPLE WHO IS FEEDING THIS COUNTRY AT THE TIME OF CRISIS! KUNG WALA KAMI SA CALLCENTER INDUSTRY, WALA KANG IPANGSASAHOD SA MGA TAO NYO! ANIMAL! HAYUP! KAMI ANG NAGPAPATAKBO NGAYON NG EKONOMIYA NATIN. ULOL! BOBO!
TAMA YAN. SA AMERICA KA PUMUNTA. AKALA MO NAMAN HINDI KITA MATUTUNTON DYAN? ASA KA PA. SO NOVEMBER 2 PALA HA. INTAYIN KITA SA AIRPORT. PASABUGIN KO KAYA EROPLANO? WAG NA LANG. KATAWAN MO LANG NAMAN ANG IPAPARADA KO SA LAHAT NG CALL CENTER SA ALABANG, MAKATI, ORTIGAS, LIBIS AT SAN MANG LUPALOP NG PILIPINAS NA MAY CALL CENTER.
PAPATUBOS KO NA LANG ULO MO. PWET MO ISASAMA KO NA RIN. MARAMING BADING ANG MAG-AAGAWAN SIGURADO.
MAG-INGAT KA PARE. HINDI KA MAKAKATAKAS SA AKIN.
LUMINGON KA SA LIKOD MO!
HOY! KLUNG SINO KA MANG TUMATAKOT KAY COFIBEAN, IKAW ANG MAG-INGAT! PASASABUGIN KO ANG TUMBONG MO KASAMA NG BUONG ANGKAN MO PAG MAY NANGYARI SA KANYA! PUNYETANG KANG HAYUP KA! MINSAN NA NGA LANG MAY MAGPASAYA SA MUNDO KILLJOY KA PA! KANTUTIN MO NA LANG LAHAT NG ASO SA INYO AT BAKA MAY MATUWA PA SAYO! GAGO!
KAYA NGA SIYA SIKAT DAHIL SA KANYANG MADUMING BUNGANGA AT ISIPP
HEHEHEHEHEE
GET USED TO IT CRAPPY LOSERS
Ang pikon talo! Siguro nga bobo yung mga nagagalit kay cofibean. :P
HINDI NYO BA NAISIP NA ISA'T KALAHATI NAMANG DUWAG SI COFIBEAN? SUMUSUNOD LANG SYA SA INUUTOS KO.
TINANGGAL NYA NGA ANG MGA LARAWAN NG MGA KAIBIGAN NYA! ANG NAKAKATAWA, PATI LARAWAN NYA, TINANGGAL DIN NYA!
BWAHAHAHA!
NGAYON, AALIS SYA DAHIL SINABI KO.
KAHIT ANO PANG SABIHIN NYO.
AKO ANG BIDA RITO.
SA PALAD KO UMIIKOT SI COFIBEAN...
DAHIL BUHAY NYA ANG NAKASALALAY DITO.
KAWAWA NAMAN KAYO.
DUWAG ANG IDOLO NYO.
COFIBEAN, KITA TAYO SA LAX.
Sino bang hinde natakot sa isang taong may sapak sa ulo? Ako nga natatakot sa iyo eh. Baka kulamin mo pa kami at kainin mo ang atay namin... kupo! Buwang!
NAKAKATAWA KA NAMAN.
TAMA NA KASI ANG KAPAPANOOD NG TV. PANAHON LANG NG KATATAKUTAN AT PURO PANGKUKULAM ANG INIISIP MO.
HAHAHAHA!
ANG KAMPON NI COFIBEAN,BAHAG DIN ANG BUNTOT!
HINDI NA RIN AKO NAGTATAKA.
BASTA, BINALAAN KO NA SYA.
MAG-INGAT.
MAGDALA KA NA LANG COFIBEAN NG SARILING INUMIN. HUWAG KANG MAGTITIWALA SA INUMIN SA EROPLANO.
Ikaw ang nakakatawa. Tinoyo ka na talaga. Dapat sayo dinadala na sa mental. Hay naku! Kawawa ka naman. Hihihi.
SALAMAT!
WAG KA MAG-ALALA, ISUSUNOD KITA.
NASA MANILA KA RIN LANG NAMAN EH. SILIPIN MO NA LANG AKO DYAN SA LABAS NG BINTANA MO.
NATUTUWA AKONG MAKITANG LUMINGON KA NGA AT KINIKILABUTAN KA.
SABI KO SYO EH, GINAGAWA NYO LANG ANG SINASABI KO.
SIGE, SUMAGOT KA PA.
MAKIKITA MO HINAHANAP MO.
Oo nga. May nakita akong mukhang tite na lumipad sa may bintana ko. Ikaw na ba yun? Kakatakot naman... Ngiii!!!
TANGA. SALAMIN YUNG NAKITA MO!
ALAM MO, NAKAKASAWA KA NA. WALA KA NAMANG KWENTA.
COFIBEAN, DAHIL SA TAGA-HANGA MONG ITO, MAS NAPIKON AKO LALO SA IYO.
SA SUSUNOD, ISIPIN MO KUNG ANONG IMPORMASYON ANG ILALAGAY MO SA CELLPHONE MO.
MAG-INGAT KA.
Mas tanga ka. Wala namang lumilipad na salamin eh. Ikaw lang naman ang nagsabing tumingin ako sa may bintana eh. Yun nga may nakita akong etits na dumaan. Ikaw na yun eh. Sabi ko na isa kang malaking tite eh. :P
I used to live in LA and at this time of the year, it does get pretty cold so Cofibean is right in buying a winter jacket.
I don't know why you call center people get so riled up about this blog. If you don't like it, why keep reading it and spreading it around?
What makes me laugh are the idiots who make fun of cofibean's "conyo" english when a number of these people lack the ability to correctly express themselves in English. Makes me wonder how they got into a call center in the first place if they gloat about how great their english skills are.
By the way, Cofibean, when you get to LA, do visit Hermosa Beach, there's this great sushi place right on the main intersection facing the beach (it's on the right side of the intersection if you are facing the beach), you can't miss it. Also the night life on Hermosa beach is great too. It's different from the usual Sunset Blvd. scene but fun nonetheless.
Oh yeah, one more thing. It does snow in California during the winter months. I used to go snowboarding in Big Bear Mountain which is 2 hours from LA. Then there's also snow in lake Tahoe and Yosemite Park which is in Northern California, closer to San Francisco.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN PO! NAY, SIKAT NA PO AKO. ANDITO NA AKO SA INTERNET. BINABATI KO DIN SI MANAY TINDENG AT SI NINE KATA! HELLO SA LAHAT! I THANK YOU.
" qtie_gurl28 said...
whats your problem fucker? we dont even care with your lifestyle so dont just make comments like that in your cheap blog, anyway if some of us buy second hand phones how bout you???you also bought your phone in greenhills right, and if you are really a socialite why are you so irritated while waiting for mcdo giveaway???duh now who's cheap, you social climber freak...=p
October 30, 2005 12:14 AM
Anonymous said...
cofibean, seriously, you need to see a psychologist! Malala na talaga yang sakit mo.
Why don't you just brag your awful lifestyle to your friends(if you have any.)
Sensya na ha, pero could please write something that could encourage an intelligent discussion between your readers? C'mon, if you are so intelligent and the Call Center people are so "bobo", what's with the Tag-lish? "And the content, man, do you have anything more interesting than bashing call center people and Filipinos, in general? I have seen better(read: intelligent) blogs than this crap, some of which were written by the people you bash, the call center peeps.
If you really have plans of becoming a writer, take my advice. Start by writing in full English or Tagalog. Bahala ka, baka madala mo yang baluktot mong tag-lish, di ka matanggap.
October 30, 2005 11:50 PM "
As much as I think cofibean's opinions are the product of a shallow mind I can't help but notice some of the other opinions that are on the same level of intellectual depth. So I decided to post the above as examples although I've noticed that there are many others, these two just screamed to me of faulty reasoning.
qtie_gurl28: Oo nga galing pa ito sa isang previous post. Wala ka ngang paki bakit ka nag-react? At karapatan niyang mag-post ng blog na nakasulat lang tungkol sa lifestyle niya.
Why don't you just brag your awful lifestyle to your friends(if you have any.): E yun nga ang ginagawa niya e! He's bragging about his lifestyle to his friends and with the open nature of the internet being as it is a lot of other people are also able to access his blog.
Cofibean is just expressing himself as is his right in any democratic institution or at least in any forum that can't or won't enforce any form of censorship such as the internet.
With that said... Astig! Talagang konyotic! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
stupido ka.. yun lang! feel mo lang un. ur just sick.. and probably ur "bitter" bec. no body pays attention to ur sick lifestyle... got it dude?
" Anonymous said...
SALAMAT!
WAG KA MAG-ALALA, ISUSUNOD KITA.
NASA MANILA KA RIN LANG NAMAN EH. SILIPIN MO NA LANG AKO DYAN SA LABAS NG BINTANA MO.
NATUTUWA AKONG MAKITANG LUMINGON KA NGA AT KINIKILABUTAN KA.
SABI KO SYO EH, GINAGAWA NYO LANG ANG SINASABI KO.
SIGE, SUMAGOT KA PA.
MAKIKITA MO HINAHANAP MO.
October 31, 2005 11:18 AM "
Hoy tukmol pa-death threat ka pa dyan. Kung talagang matapang ka ilagay mo e-mail or blog mo dito. O kung talagang matapang ka pumunta ka ng Maragondon at ipagsigawan mo na bading ang mga Caviteno. Tignan natin kung makauwi ka pa ng buhay. Ngayon kung tanga ka nga at inilagay mo ang e-mail address mo o blog url mo dito...
But seriously this blog and all of its fans (those who post comments) are so... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Aninimous said:
" I used to live in LA and at this time of the year, it does get pretty cold so Cofibean is right in buying a winter jacket.
I don't know why you call center people get so riled up about this blog. If you don't like it, why keep reading it and spreading it around?
What makes me laugh are the idiots who make fun of cofibean's "conyo" english when a number of these people lack the ability to correctly express themselves in English. Makes me wonder how they got into a call center in the first place if they gloat about how great their english skills are.
By the way, Cofibean, when you get to LA, do visit Hermosa Beach, there's this great sushi place right on the main intersection facing the beach (it's on the right side of the intersection if you are facing the beach), you can't miss it. Also the night life on Hermosa beach is great too. It's different from the usual Sunset Blvd. scene but fun nonetheless. "
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are you kiddin me!! i live in chatsworth and i'm sweatin' here!! yeah,,,buy winter jackets,,,stick it up your asses!! sickos!!!
to tatumgirl:
do you understand what a satire is? does this look like literature to you? a satire is supposed to "expose follies to ridicule, an intended means of provoking change..." satires use humor that is subtle, using irony and deadpan humor. you know what this is? it's trash.
Ang saya saya.....
haha cofibean never fails to make me laugh. i really do think this guy/girl is a bored call center agent. kung ayaw mo na sa call center umalis ka na like me. pero don't call em bobo. sige ka baka hindi ka makaalis sa call center job. buti hindi ka nahuhuli sa work mo? siguro umaasa ka din na makagawa ng libro like jessica cutler. aabangan ko yun haha
oi putang ina mo!!! mahiya ka naman. wala kang kwenta!!!
putang ina mo!!! fuck you cofibean!!!
Meron ding inland beach sa Disney Land... Sa San Francisco na nga lang inland Beach na yon eh... Lalo na kapag pumunta ka don sa may Alcatraz. Pwede bang isama ang man made na beach sa 6 Flags Magic Mountain??? Naku... buking na buking ka na Fag Bayot... Sige nga saang Street, Ave, Circle, Rd, or Court ka pupunta sa LA? Tanungin nga kita bayot.... saan ba nakadugtong ang Hoover Dam ha??? Wala raw inland Beach... BUGOK!!!
You truly need a Leather Jacket in LA at High 93F and Low 63F har har har... Is that Prada you said??? What suits you is La Coste "queer" the logo not the product or Polo well, the horse of course not the garment hik hik hik... sun bathing with Prada Leather Jacket nya ha ha ha.... You know what??? just walk around Rodeo Blvd and get a picture beside a Porsche of Ferrari and tell 'em it's yours hak hak hak... sounds kinda like you alright...
I wonder how you passed the interview from the INS agent???
i must say that you had rather snide remarks for call center agents and stuff...but i admire your blog...it's different from what i usually see and read about...you were able to reach out to so many bloggers that you became successful in having them read your blog and even make them post comments! i like it personally and hate it at the same time.
i, too, am a call center agent who raise my child through the pay i get from my company and you can't blame peolpe from sticking it out with call centers, everybody has learned to accept the fact that it is indeed a lifesaver to most of us.
you claim that call center agents are "bobo" when it comes to US geography, well don't you think the american companies (who, by the way, you bow down to as per your 2nd blog)are even more BOBO to have hired these people?!? how were they able to hire people to assist them if they are the superior ones?!!? (could it be that we are far greater than them when it comes to intelligent things?!) hmmm...makes one wonder 'no?
and don't you think that it's something to be proud of having your fellow Filipinos being able to assist the BOBO american customers who, most of the time, doesn't even know how to plug-in their computers?
it's a shame that you feel that way especially when you make your living here in the philippines and that you are a filipino...
"people who are ashamed of what they are and where they belong are the people who are not worth a second look, not even at the time of death..."
like OMG this blog is like...so funny! *laughs* kaso lang i'm like thinking na parang it's waaay pathetic na and all. like..we're not even sure...if like..you're really cute nga and that rich. if you're so rich then why the hell are you making kain at Mickey D's? and why are you like...bitching over some cheap freebie thingies?
it's like...so f-ing pathetic. =)
Dude you got serious issues there. Something's wrong with your mind. I can't blame you for posting your eccentric ideas over the net, and I'm not mad at you honestly. I just think that you need to lower yourself down.
Bragging about your achievements won't save you from your impending doom, like each and everyone of us. Please be considerate. I pity you. Street beggars are better than you.
OMG! As In OMG! Ang dami pa rin talagang callcenterS ang nagpupumilit na may alam sa geography ng US. For your information, BOBO ANG NAGSASABING MAY INLAND BEACH! ANG TANGA TANGA NG NAGCOMMENT NA YUN. SAANG DICTIONARY KA NAMAN NAKAKITA NG INLAND BEACH? KUNG HINDE YUN ILOG EH LAWA YUN. ANG BOBO MO. BASAHIN MO NGA ULIT BLOG NI COFIBEAN. ANG SABI DOON "THERE ARE NO INLAND BEACHES" SA CALIFORNIA. PAG PINILIT MO PA RIN ANG GUSTO MO AY BOBO KA NGANG TALAGA. AT ANG SIX FLAGS... OMG! WHO ARE YOU KIDDING? PARA BA SAYO BEACH NA YUN? BOBO! MAGIPON KA MUNA TAPOS PUMUNTA KA DOON AT ICHECK MO KUNG BEACH NGA YUN. TONTO! YUN AY KUNG PAPASA KA NG VISA ABROAD. IDIOT. STUPIDO! MAGSITIGIL NA NGA KAYONG MGA BOBO KAYO AT LET THE MAN EXPRESS HIS CRAFT. MGA KILLJOY! ONE MORE THING, PAGDATING NYO NG CALIFORNIA, SASAKSAKIN KO KAYO NG PINATIGAS NA SNOW! Go cofibean! Alipustahin mo ang mga bobitang yan!
hehe, grabe na talaga dito...
Anyway, ang sa akin lang naman e isulat mo ang gusto mong isulat, cofibean. At isusulat din namin ang gusto naming i-comment sayo. Fair naman yun, di ba?
mas nakakatawa magbasa ng comments kesa kay cofibean
para kayong mga sira..tama na petiks..mambola na lang kayo ng mga kano..yan lang naman ang pinakamalapit nyong pwedeng magawa para masabing nadapuan kayo ng amerika e
stress lang yan callcenter peeps
Meron ba ditong nagbebenta ng celfone? o kaya ng pitbull? Yung matapang ha? Post nyo na lang wala akong celfone eh. :(
Noooooo. this is pure entertainment. WTH would you like to shut this thing down? Let him talk. It's still a good thing that stupid poeple don't feel stupid.
---Misery Loves Company---
Sino gusto magpasaksak sa matigas na tite? Ipost nyo lang celfone number nyo dito.
- Totoy Mola 8.5 Inches Dick
Kung sino man ang second demonyong nag post nito sa baba eh masahol ka pa sa ulol noh!!! Ano tawag mo sa Alcatraz beach side "ilog and Lawa" ha ha ha tanga!!! di ka pa siguro nakarating na Alcatraz noh hak hak hak.... Ano rin ngayon ang tawag sa beach sides sa may Golden Gate "ilog at Lawa rin?" hak hak hak pareho pala kayong bugok ni cofibean eh... Ano ang tawag mo sa Man Made Beach...."ilog at lawa parin?" nya hak hak hak.... pisting yawa ka pala eh nyik hik hik hikkkk
"OMG! As In OMG! Ang dami pa rin talagang callcenterS ang nagpupumilit na may alam sa geography ng US. For your information, BOBO ANG NAGSASABING MAY INLAND BEACH! ANG TANGA TANGA NG NAGCOMMENT NA YUN. SAANG DICTIONARY KA NAMAN NAKAKITA NG INLAND BEACH? KUNG HINDE YUN ILOG EH LAWA YUN. ANG BOBO MO. BASAHIN MO NGA ULIT BLOG NI COFIBEAN. ANG SABI DOON "THERE ARE NO INLAND BEACHES" SA CALIFORNIA. PAG PINILIT MO PA RIN ANG GUSTO MO AY BOBO KA NGANG TALAGA. AT ANG SIX FLAGS... OMG! WHO ARE YOU KIDDING? PARA BA SAYO BEACH NA YUN? BOBO! MAGIPON KA MUNA TAPOS PUMUNTA KA DOON AT ICHECK MO KUNG BEACH NGA YUN. TONTO! YUN AY KUNG PAPASA KA NG VISA ABROAD. IDIOT. STUPIDO! MAGSITIGIL NA NGA KAYONG MGA BOBO KAYO AT LET THE MAN EXPRESS HIS CRAFT. MGA KILLJOY! ONE MORE THING, PAGDATING NYO NG CALIFORNIA, SASAKSAKIN KO KAYO NG PINATIGAS NA SNOW! Go cofibean! Alipustahin mo ang mga bobitang yan!"
Damn this blog made my day. got this from my mom who's a call center agent too. I admire your candor in potruding your inner thoughts. I find this very fascinating indeed. I think the guys around reading this didnt much get what the blog is trying to say. So to speak, it shows that idiocy reciprocates the purpose of the conjunctions of this blog. A lot of people here are so dense, no offense to all.
I just find it stupid for people to post replies without even posting their identities.You must be ashamed of yourselves! Keep rocking baby :) We people with coherently constructed minds do relate to your rants and satire intentions and we do appreciate your thoughts. keep em comin. :)
What a DORK.
welcome to the geek club.
Yo!! You mother fuckin fagot... Anyone could have looked that stuff up in a book, are you really that stupid. Shit like you dont deserve to live... Why do you try so hard to express yourself in english when your own native tounge cant express crap!!!!! Damn your a fuckin disgrace, if you cant express yourself in english or tagalog, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
Why you got to act all crazy and shit...Stop being a wannabe. Who gives a fuck about your phones and shit...You think thats gonna attract a chick...well i guess maybe a faggot ass chick who smells like shit would!!!!!! Money is everything to everybody. Well maybe to someone like you who sucks on his fathers dick to make a withdrawal money means alot, coz i would never fuck my parents just to get the things i want.
What do you care about comments regards to cailfornia? If thats what people think let them think that way... Who died and made you GOD? For all those people who want to think that theres no snow in California go ahead....You dont have to listen to this piece of asswipe.
Losing a phone is not what you call bad luck you asshole its called stupidity and carelessness. And what is it with you can call center agents? Are you like jealous cause we have jobs and you just do blow jobs to get your money?
Now listen up here you dumb mother fuckin butt lickin asswipe of a faggot!!!! I know you and if your not careful with your tounge and how you use it..Im gonna make sure that instead of you kissin ass to your parents (who by the way are probably the reason why you act so retarded) your gonna be kissing the ground.. you know me very well.. and i know you very well.. so you better back up the shit you said..
if you want to kill someone then do it, dont just talk the shit. coz if i get 20 replies to my email from other bloggers there that want your head..i'll give it to them
I dont talk shit and i certainly wont back away from you mother fucker...
watch your back, better keep your head up or you may never see the light of day
anyone who has a comment just email me at
wannadieyoung666@hotmail.com
by the way you can call me iyce aguilar
Hay! Ang dami talagang pakialamero sa mundo. Leave the guy alone. Ang kikilljoy nyo.
eh ikaw nga eh nakikialam din... har har har... ;-)
do that and you'll be the first one to get killed
Anonymous said...
PERMANENTLY DELETE HIS PROFILE FROM BLOG SPOT!!!
Report him to the moderators.
Just follow the link below and fill-in the request form.
http://www.google.com/support/bin/request.py?form_type=user&stage=fm&user_type=user&contact_type=remove_info&hl=en
Kill all the hypocrites in this world!!!
October 31, 2005 9:18 PM
do that and you'll be the first one to get killed
HAHAHAHA
the comments are hilarious!
cofibean whatever your intentions are... i dont think its anything far from this...
p.s. cofibean:
im not buying it...
-5thcolumnist
i really like the comment prior to me. MORE POWER DUDE!!!!
enjoy reading your comments... =)
ataya parts... daghan kaayo kog hit karon!
eh bakit pa kasi mga taga-call center kinalaban nya.... eh... matatalino to ehhhhh!!!
you're a big hoax, sikat nga, bobo naman.
what is beauty and money if the mind is empty.
parang username mo, cofibean ~as in...sing laki ng coffee bean ang utak.
JOKLA!
tama na yan mga chong and chang...yaan na natin sya...aminin man natin o hindi, parepareho tayo nageenjoy sa mga comments natin tungkol sa mga sinulat nya...this is truly an eye opener...from the way i look at it, madalas we complain about the schedules we get and the days we are supposed to go to work, however, when people like cofibean say rude things about our job, bigla minamahal natin ang trabaho natin and we are challenged to prove na hindi tayo kasing bobo ng iniisip nya tungkol satin...
so it's still a good thing having him around diba? you go cofibean...=)
ohmigod like so nakakatawa ang comments. like...
shit i can't do it like u do cofibean. ur much better at taglish meaning what ur sayin is nearly incomprehensible. kudos to u dude! or is it dudette? i dunno. u don't deserve to be called a fag. fags have more class than u.
honestly i laughed my head off reading ur entries. i haven't read any other blog whose comments are more asinine than urs. another kudos!
but the comments were funnier. my my there are a lot of people getting irate over this pathetic excuse for a blog. i only heard about it from my call center buddies. they're not lame like u.
anyway, if this blog is meant to be a satire, congratulations. i hope ur also laughing ur head off. if not, then ur just a lame ass fucker like all the wannabes in this world.
i hope to God ur not aspiring to be a writer.
Bwahahaha! These are really good shits man! Honestly it got into me the first time I read it. Then after thinking for quite a while I came to the conclusion that these are all made up for the sole purpose of blog popularity. I mean look at all the comments posted in each of this guy's blogs. He really hit the target. I bet he is, or rather this site is so popular now that if he decides to place banners for ads, he'd be earning big buck because of the amount of visits to this site.
Kudos to cofibean! "I'm the bomb pare" bwahahaha. Good jesus, think about it peeps, what kind of "maharlika mayaman" would think, act, express himself this way? I don't think there is someone as worst as cofibean that exist in our world and time.
"agahan" bwahahaha even kids nowadays ask "kumain ka na ng breakfast?"
"Prada Tela Technica...400 pounds" bwahaha it cranks for only $120!
"make pagalit to mang Tonyo to impress that I have a slave" Bwahahaha... that's good that's good man...
"Greenhills to buy a laptop" Bwahahaha if they're rich they'd be buying online
Bwahahah... bwahahaha... oh man here's a good one..."California"... bwahahaha.. that's a very common place for Pinoys to go to... it can't be considered as a "sosyal" place for vacation.... ever heard of Nice? bwahahah
BWahahaha "poser-losers" I am laughing my ass off here... seriously... "posers-losers" daw! bwahahaha
THIS SHIT IS GREAT COFIBEAN, you got us hook, I'll stay tune and see how long you can keep this up man! Good writing skills too.
"I'm the bomb talaga pare" BWhahahahaha... bomb daw, bomb daw! Bwahahahaha!
I give this blog 9 out of 10 spoons for getting all the attention it's getting now.
- Iczewoulf - out...
..cguro yung nanay mo katulong dati nabuntisang ng amo nyo at ikaw yung anak hahahaha ....
ano ka ba talaga tomboy o badingerzi?hahahah
ganda ng blog mo nakakatawa pinapaiyak mo ako sa kakatawa okei talaga galing hahahahhaha
para kang nagbabasa ng comics "katulong na yumaman" bagay yun na title ng comics mo hahahahha
kiss my ass when you get here in cali puto!
this is so funny!
I think this guy or girl??? is in the state of confusion base from the choice of words parang me multiple personality if your goin' to check it out... mixed na kolehiyala words from exclusive schools,mga bisexuals words, at words that real men use.... ano ba talaga ha kuya ..ate ano ba talaga ..make up wour mind please
if you really want to project a pasosyal effect wag mo pagsamahin ang sosyal na babae ,sa lalaki thats the reason y they think ur homo ...
but want to give you 2 thumbs up for a job well done cuz this site really make me laugh okei wala akong masabi
Ako mayaman ako pero I eat at Mcdonalds. I don't blame the guy for making this blog. Ang dami kasing iba dyan na nagkatrabaho lang kala mo kung sino na. Nandidiri na sa Mcdonalds. Umapak nga kayo sa lupa. Puro kasi kayo waldas ng pera at pagyayabang ang alam ng katawan nyo. Unahin nyo muna ang pamilya nyong nagugutom bago kayo magyabang ng kung ano ng meron kayo. Mas mayabang at mas masahol pa kayo kay cofibean! MAGPAKATOTOO KAYO!
dude (or dudette),
You a f****ng FAG?! Because you sure talk like ONE!
I betcha you hate the call center biz/peeps simply because you got booted out. Why? You CANT talk STRAIGHT English.
Sorry ka na lang. Quite frankly, you are one pathethic loser. I'm happy I dont know you, or anyone like you.
Curl up and die mushroom head!
bakla tong hayup na to. taglish mag blog. bading na bading.
no call center will hire you coz of ur stupid taglish. BAKLA.
hahahaha i agree.. baka bitter lang kse nde natanggap!
u shitty asshole!!kaamoy mo tlga tae mo..or ung payatas..ever heard of straight english??.. lm mo wag mo na lustayin pera mo with the fake prada things ur buying..igastos mo na lang sa english lessons mo!pra nman dumeretso yang dila mo!!!
fuck off...you asshole
Shitty talaga your mentality.
Eat your words.
I THINK YOU NEED TO BE ADMITTED TO A MENTALLY RETARDED HOSPITAL AND ADMITTED AS A FIRST CLASS PATIENT, NA NAKASUKSUK YUNG DEXTROSE SA ULO.
at least call center representatives can speak in full English...!!
" I used to live in LA and at this time of the year, it does get pretty cold so Cofibean is right in buying a winter jacket.
I don't know why you call center people get so riled up about this blog. If you don't like it, why keep reading it and spreading it around?
What makes me laugh are the idiots who make fun of cofibean's "conyo" english when a number of these people lack the ability to correctly express themselves in English. Makes me wonder how they got into a call center in the first place if they gloat about how great their english skills are.
By the way, Cofibean, when you get to LA, do visit Hermosa Beach, there's this great sushi place right on the main intersection facing the beach (it's on the right side of the intersection if you are facing the beach), you can't miss it. Also the night life on Hermosa beach is great too. It's different from the usual Sunset Blvd. scene but fun nonetheless. "
Have you thanked Google Earth and your geography teacher for this? Well, yeah, I copy of an atlas is very cheap.
i don't know if this will make a difference but a beach is defined as:
beach (bēch)
n.
The shore of a body of water, especially when sandy or pebbly.
The sand or pebbles on a shore.
The zone above the water line at a shore of a body of water, marked by an accumulation of sand, stone, or gravel that has been deposited by the tide or waves.
ergo- an inland body of water like a lake or pond can have beaches lining their shores as long as they're sandy or pebbly... and considering the number of lakes and resevoirs in california (yes, i'm a californian) then there must be a multitude of inland beaches in the state.
so... beach does not mean just ocean or sea. it means any shore with sand/pebbles and a body of water...
:)
i bet you have only been to the states because your parents gave you the tickets... hahaha. and you only stayed in california... kaya that is all you understand...
get to know the californian culture. i guess you are the gay who needs a life.
if i count the times I have been there. it will not even amount to even half of the times you have been there.
travel in business class so you understand how it is to travel...
and also, stop making yabang your porma... i am sure those came from your favorite outlets - ROSS, Marshalls and garage sales!
cheers!
Hinde naman uto-uto si cofibean tulad nyo eh.
WEEEHH.. EPAL!
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hay kamote tlga kau!!patulan nyo lang para ,masaya!!
This blog is soooo fake it's funny. Just like Angelina and her yaya.. haha!
And the fact that many fell for the posts here and actually ranted against its content, language, etc..., priceless! Lol! =D
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