I went to Makati Medical Plaza for my appointment with Belo because I was asked to come back by Dra. Muñoz. I am with my cuz Llyod because the good-to-nothing driver of mine, Mang Tonyo was sick again. Fuck talaga that matanda! My response to the drug was ok naman daw so we left early. But prior to that, I haven't eaten anything. I skipped my agahan because I was really getting concious na of my weight. The last time I tipped the scale it was like alarming na. Pero I was really hungry na kanina. Lloyd told me na there's a McDo near Makati Med, at the People Support's Center. Fuck talaga! Of all places. I hate pa naman the callcenter peeps. They really cloud my aura like shit. Such waste of talents! Damn! But I thought since maaga pa naman I assumed na lang na wala pa those jologs. At Mcdonalds, the place was ok naman. There are a few people eating na when we arrived. And I can say they are from the nearby offices because they look normal unlike those abnormal telemarketers.
Since I made my cousin Lloyd as my driver-alalay, I told him na I will pay na lang for his meal. He told me na he have a VIP card from Mcdonalds and would get some freebies when we reached 150.00 food purchase. So I ordered for myself a Chicken Spaghetti Combo, a twister fries, a large mcfloat and for him, a Mcfloat and Twister Fries combo. Our bill totalled P200+ so I presented my cousin's card together with the receipt but the bitch cashier told me na they ran out of giveaways na daw. The fuck! They should have told me na they don't have any more giveaways na that time so I didn't order na for an additional Mcfloat and Twister Fries. I was really infuriated talaga kanina. The manager was really incompetent para mawalan ng stocks of those promotional items. Damn! And not only that... the hell!... They made me wait pa for another 10 minutes at the counter. If I haven't told that bitchy cashier to just gave us a number instead of having me wait for our order, baka hinde pa tumakbo her brains. She was really soo bobo. I bet all of her professors from a cheap university were all bobo just like her. Shit talaga!
So I asked na lang for a customer feedback card from the assistant manager and wrote my disappointments with their kind of service. I really felt sorry for the owners of that Mcdo branch for hiring such incompetent people! Sabagay, what would you expect from that building crowded with bobo peeps.. Hay! Kahawa talaga the callcenter virus.
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way to go, joe! i like your posts, talaga!
is this for real? man, this has to be satire. it has to be. I've never read anything more retarded in my entire life.
Why not post your pic here you dork. I bet you look ugly! Shet ka!
just keep on posting! :D luv this one! if you have plans to anihilate those call center peeps, mesage me dude! i will call my contacts for some biological weapons from iraq and explosives from basilan!
kill them all! YEAH!
Tang-ina! This blog rules! Kill those lame callcenter people! They are really annoying! Hahahaha!
caffeinerush, is that you? hahaha, good to have you back - what happened to your blurty site? anyway, i guess some people still don't get it - it's all satire :) anyway, thanks for your comments on my site. see ya around dude.
my goodness...you're so pathetic!!!! No wonder you hate call center people coz you yourself just settle for taglish...my God!!! reading your post makes me realize the world indeed has a lot of stupid people like you. pea brain and all. Well, jologs pala ung mga taga call center ha? eh ano tawag sau? mas jologs ka pa nga eh...ay naku..
call us losers cause we earn 60k every month>enough for the monthly dues for my condo, shopping, gimmick, and a car loan that i established all by myself>ang jologs talaga di b??hindi kc ako sosyal who gets a living by pulling down hardworking people who are smart enough to use their talents (which you do not have) to earn money>>maybe mayaman k n, pero ur life is so pathetic>>do us all a favor and hang urself mr. meathead...
SHAME ON YOU pAre! dO you knOw who you're messing up with? U are a frustrated call center agent who did not qualify for the position, aren't you? Well, pretty obvious (based on your postings) that not a single call center company would waste their time to a STUPID and IDIOT guy like you! YOU ARE THE LOSER. Call center agents,UNLIKE YOU, would not stoop this LOW... hope that GOD will still bless you... I really feel sorry for you.
nyahahaha ... conyo poser ... after McDo freebies?!!!! hahaha ... wayyy tooo low and too obvious ... you could've gone to greenbelt 3 for a more "sosyal" merienda ... try max brenner or bizu sometime ... ay kaso baka di mo ma afford
Sarap batakin ng dila mo.
Well, in the interest of fairness, anonymous should have really written his comment like this:
"Shame on you pare! Do you know who you're messing (up) with? You are a frustrated call center agent who did not qualify for the position, aren't you? Well, pretty obvious (based on your postings) that not a single call center company would waste their time (to) on a (STUPID and IDIOT) (Anonymous, honey, I think when you call someone stupid, it goes without saying that he's also an idiot.) guy like you! YOU ARE THE LOSER. Call center agents,UNLIKE YOU, would not stoop this LOW... hope that GOD will still bless you... I really feel sorry for you."
Also, Anonymous, proper capitalization is your friend...get to know it better. :)
Also, reading marko's comment has me thinking that perhaps I may have judged you too soon. Will read your other entries :)
Your posts are all satire, right? Because if not... then I pray that God grant you some peace of mind. No matter how worse call center people are, they exist and it would be too much trouble if you would worry as to how stupid they were for wasting their talent.
tip...........study your tenses
Cofibean's blog is perfectly ok. I don't see any problem why people are invading his private blog. Also, to the person who posted the comment prior to mine, teacher ka ba? Please learn how to make a proper sentence and also learn when to use punctuation marks since you are aiming for perfection. Comment mo pa lang bobo na. Hehe.
Hey dq, callcenter ka ba? I guess so, dahil magcocomment ka lang may pagkabobo pa. Ahihihi! First of all, yeah mejo mali nga grammar ni Cofibean sa una mong comment. He should have said, "He tells me that he had a VIP card from Mcdonalds...." instead of "He told me that he have a VIP card from Mcdonalds...." Well, most of us would say that the correct sentence would be,"He TOLD me that he HAS a VIP card from Mcdonalds." Which is gramatically wrong since the sentence he constructed is a past action that was already completed therefore a simple past sentence. The conjunction 'that' is the 'Purpose & Result' subordinator. The main clause of his sentence 'He tells me' is in the simple present. Whew! Hope naintindihan nyo. Ahihi! Well ok na sana ang pagpuna mo kaso sumablay ka sa pangalawang comment mo... "A TWISTER FRIES" is gramatically correct since Twister Fries is a brand in itself by Mcdonalds. Pag umuorder ka ba, sinasabi mo, "I would like to order for A TWISTER FRY." Ahihi! It only proves one thing, BOBO ka din. So please, bago kayo magcomment kay Cofibean, check nyo din ang correction na ginagawa nyo. And please respect his opinion. If he thinks callcenter people are losers.. well, it is his opinion. Ang pikon talo! Ahihi! Personally, I admire this guy for such entertaining reads. Yun lang pow.. Ingats!
Korek!
fuck you kayong lahat!
You guys are making so much fuss over cofibean's blog. Don't you realize that it's all satire?
Let him dwell on his own thoughts.
Comment: McDo does not serve other meals except for what's on their breakfast menu before 10am.
Question: Is cofibean "fact or fiction"?
I seen that you are the one from the slums...
and
"Cousin as alalay-driver" No sense in it...
By the way... are you gay?
Hoy milkboi, saan mo nakita na may oras dito? Assuming. Hehhe. Galing kaya ni Cofibean if he is a creative writer. Daming comments. :) Fan moko cofibean. I love you!
hahahaha...this is some blog. 100% gay ass..."22 year old male from Makati ruining a family business"...hahaha, dont know shit
haha. Ur funny dude! you waited for 10 additional minutes for the freebies? ok n sana get up eh. halata k n tuloy. kala ko richie rich ka? hahaha. waste of time even for a pulubi to wait for that long. Great story dude!
admire mo lang kase gusto mo feeling sosyal ka din..well, di bagay sayo... mag lakad lakad ka nlng sa kalye para may mag pick up sayo whore....thanks...take care
Chismoso nagpost nito:
"haha. Ur funny dude! you waited for 10 additional minutes for the freebies? ok n sana get up eh. halata k n tuloy. kala ko richie rich ka? hahaha. waste of time even for a pulubi to wait for that long. Great story dude!"
Kindly read the blog again dude. Kaya daming nagkakagulo sa mundo ay dahil sa mga chismosong tulad mo.
Cofibean, kaw din ba si Caffeinerush?
He told me na he have a VIP card from Mcdonalds and would get some freebies when we reached 150.00 food purchase.
he have???? is that the english they teach in brent?
hmmm... mcdo ha?/??? so sosyal naman you
Man, I don't know what the fuck your problem is.
I see two things, one, that you are a filthy faggot. Second, you are either a fan of Kris Aquino, or your'e just so damn struggling to complete those utters in yo fuckin blog!
And what’s up with those criticisms, and benettons? Even if you put on some of those luis vuitton, or armani stuff, you’re not going to be half as close as Billy Joe’s ass.
I can't even see a damn good-looking guy on those pictures you post in yo stupid blog bitch! All I see is a squealing no good son of a bitch pussy whose trying to be cool with his fancy gadgets.
Which again are for bitches like you faggot! The only difference between people like us and you is that we make sense. And we live with sense.
You and yo homies should go ahead and suck each other's cock! And if I were your poor old driver, man I mona kick your ass, zip yo stinky little shit head in the trunk and kiss your wheels goodbye over smoky mountain where you and your shitty friends belong!
Babaw mo naman, man! Hanggang McDo ka lang ba talaga? Jologs mo!
Vernon Kay
London, England
You're one spoiled cock sucking filthy animal. I bet you had a very disastrous childhood. Maybe your good old dad fucked your ass really bad and you cannot get over it thats why your putting up all this shit. You son of a bitch! Can you feel us now?! Post your home address you sick fuck and see whats waiting for you.
What's with callcenter agents that's so low? Bakit ba ganun na lang ang galit mo sa mga call center pips?
ISA AKONG ISKOLAR NG BAYAN. TAGLAY KO ANG KAPANGYARIHANG IPINAGKAIT SA IYO, UTAK. HINDI KAYA NG NAPAKALIIT AT NATUTUYO MONG UTAK NA MAPAGTANTO NA HINDI IKAW ANG MAYAMAN, MGA MAGULANG MO.
ISA KA LANG DAKILANG PALAMUNIN. ITO NA ANG KABUUAN NG PAGKATAO MO. WALA NG IBA.
ISANG BABALA. TANGGALIN MO NA ANG LARAWAN MO AT NG MGA KAIBIGAN MO DITO.
LAGI KANG TUMINGIN SA LIKOD MO.
MAGPAKALAYO KA NA.
MATAKOT KA.
HINDI KAMI NAGBIBIRO.
KAPAG HINDI KA TUMIGIL, PAGSISIHAN MONG INILUWAL KA PA SA MUNDO.
BINALAAN NA KITA.
NAKIKITA KITANG BINABASA ITO.
PAULIT-ULIT.
BINALAAN NA KITA.
bobo nga mga call center agents, but at least they speak straight english unlike YOU.... Are you really from Brent School? think you're just from the school from the tabi - tabi. Duh.....
duh,,,, is that all you can afford of buying? Mcdonalds? I thought you are rich? you were actually bragging that you have a family driver and that you're from Brent and all that crap. Freebies lang galit kana? it just shows who you are and what you really are. stop pretending..... YUCKS naman....
honga...may regular meal na ba bago mag 10am? dun sa isang nagtatanong kung pano nalaman kung anong oras kumain sa mcdo itong si "ponchong" e nasa ibaba ung kasagutan: posted by ihatecofi at 10:35 AM --- if you will read through the blog e you will find out na sinulat ni "ponchong" ung blog pagkauwi nya ng bahay...
to those who think that they are so damn good in the english language think again...you are a filipino and you will not be perfect in english how ever hard you try...the reason is, its not your native language!
does it make sense?
i think this site is following pacific time?
honga...may regular meal na ba bago mag 10am? dun sa isang nagtatanong kung pano nalaman kung anong oras kumain sa mcdo itong si "ponchong" e nasa ibaba ung kasagutan: posted by ihatecofi at 10:35 AM --- if you will read through the blog e you will find out na sinulat ni "ponchong" ung blog pagkauwi nya ng bahay...
--- correction on this comment...i did find out that this site is following pacific time so it means that when "ponchong" wrote this blog the time was 1:35 pm in manila...so its possible that mcdo was already serving regular menu...come on guys, give "ponchong" a break...if you do not like what he thinks about call center people then so be it...if you can't accept that he is like that then create your own blog with rants against people who are born rich and have no balls to face the real life...
Hi ihatecofi, I work in a call center but i respect your opinion, really. However, I was just wondering why you hate the call center peeps. I can't help but ask, aren't you just being bitter? Maybe you applied for a call center job but unfortunately didn't pass... just thinking...
dragonrower said...
--- correction on this comment...i did find out that this site is following pacific time so it means that when "ponchong" wrote this blog the time was 1:35 pm in manila...so its possible that mcdo was already serving regular menu...come on guys, give "ponchong" a break...if you do not like what he thinks about call center people then so be it...if you can't accept that he is like that then create your own blog with rants against people who are born rich and have no balls to face the real life...
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mas ulol ka!
sana mamatay nanay, tatay mo at saka mga kapatid mo...mga lahi kayong puta! nanay mo nagpapatira ng iba't-ibang lalaki kaya kakaiba kang anak na lumabas sa mundo...tumira sa nanay mo arabo at call boy kaya di namin maintindihan ugali mo...Pekpek ng nanay mo maraming langaw!
Hey!
McDo do not have large mcfloat no? Tsaka if you are sooooo rich like what you're saying, why are you sooooo irritated with not having the fucking giveaway... Oh my, it only shows your "POOR" side.
Ew... Rich people like you are really hopeless. You need to be in a mental institution with the way you speak.
Buang ka!
yah an order of twister fries...
is der such an upscale person who still eats at mcdonald's these days?
twister fries? 200 bucks? CHEAP for someone who's claiming to be a really really big shit!
PRADA + McDONALD'S=? ang layo ng segway.
i mean, McDONALD'S fast food, right? fast food is cheap food.
ergo, if ur the most affluent of all the affluents in the PHILS then you will never eat cheap food.
y go to mcdonald's?
go sum place else...
first of all, i would like to inform you na end of season ngayon, so maraming sale sa L.A ngayon. so ung mga pinipintasan mo na bumibli lang pag sale sa mga signature store dito o kaya sa ukay-ukay, ganon ka rin pag dating sa states, ang pagkakaiba lang sosyal ka, states.pano no ko nalaman, secret ko na yun.and one thing, nag aral ka sa brent? bakit ganyan ka? hindi ka professional mag comment, puro profanities ang laman ng comments mo, ganyan ba tinuturo sa magandang school like brent? ang ganda rin ng school mo nung college, pero bakit ganyan ka pa rin? sa tingin ko ikaw ang may problema hindi ang mga taga call center. God bless your soul...remind lang kita na ang yaman ng tao dito sa lupang ibabaw, nauubos, ang lahat ng magagandang gamit mo maluluma, ang katawan mo na dinadala mo kay dra. belo mabubulok din yan, in short uuurin tayong lahat...isa lang ang hindi maluluma, hindi mauubos at hindi mawawala...ang kaluluwa na malinis at mapagmahal na puso.and one thing more, yah, mayaman ka, marami kang pera, may driver ka, malaki bahay mo at maganda, pero pag pumasok tayo sa comfort room isa lang ang inilalabas natin, parehong mabaho, humahawak ka rin naman nun e, yun nga lang sayo un, pero suma total, tae pa rin.hindi mo kailangang ipagmayabang kung anong meron ka, mas pinagpapala ang taong mapagkumbaba, at walang galit sa puso, hayaan mong panahon ang gumanti para sayo dun sa mga taong humuhusga rin ng pagkatao mo, kasi kapag ginawa mo yung sarili mong paraan, mas mahirap. sabi nga nila ang tao kahit gano kasama may tinatago pa rin kabutihan kahit konti, and i know meron ka nun, suggestion ko lang, tanggalin mo galit mo sa puso mo kasi nagiging pangit ang image mo, so kahit meron ka ng lahat ng gustuhin mo, nakakarating ka sa ibang bansa pag gusto mo, hindi naman maganda image mo kasi mahilig ka mamintas ng ibang tao. walang taong bobo, lahat may kanya kanyang kakayahan, hindi ka dapat nanghuhusga ng kakayahian ng iba, hindi masamang maging call center agent, marangal na trabaho, anong mas masama yung magtrabaho o yung manghusga at mamintas at magyabang?
ang karma minsan hindi dumadating agad, matagal pero matindi, masskit at hindi mo malilimutan sata ng buhay mo.iniisip mo siguro kaya ganito ko kasi call center agent ako, o natatawa ka? yup...sa call center ako nag wo-work...yuck ba for you? di bale, wala naman akong tinatapakan na tao e...at wala akong kaaway...hindi kita inaaway baka isipin mo inaaway kita...gusto ko lang gisingin ang diwa mo na masama ng ginagawa mo.
sa ngayon hindi mo nararamdamdaman ang hirap kasi may pera ka pa...may inuuwian ka na magandang tahanan, pero wag mo na hintayin ang araw na tadhana ang humusga sa ganyan mong ugali.take note of this, ang mahirap kayang kumain ng masarap, kayang humiga sa magandang kama at kayang tumira sa magandang bahay ng walang reklamo, isipin mo ang sarili mo kapag ikaw ang naghirap, kubo ang bahay matigas na higaan hindi masarap kinakain ,for sure magrereklamo ka, yun lang advantage ng mahihirap, kaya nilang maging mayaman ng walang reklamo, e ang mayaman pag naghirap?...hopefully makapag muni-muni ka ng buhay mo...
*JADO...Bronx, NY*
this is actually hilarious.
dont feed the trolls....
this is so hilarious..
I work in a call center, but really your blog amuses me...
I respect your sentiments about call canters but why are you so bitter about it ?
What wrong did my fellow call center peeps do to you anyway?
What made you think that we are morons, idiots, morons, bobo and pathetic?
Any replies to these questions?
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Gail
wala kang karapatang apakan ang kahit sino! ano bang pake mo if they work in a call center? shit ah.
Yung tinatawag mong katutubos are also your race, so that means you're also one of us... Nakaka-awa ka naman kasi di mo alam ibig sabihin nun... And I bet kaya galit na galit ka bout not havin the freebie is because nalagasan yung pera mo na konti lang, hahahaha. Napaghahalata ka tuloy... Guess you better have to try harder, or better yet ask for more money para di ka mafrustrate about getting freebies.... Mcfloat lang and twister fries nanghinayang ka pa, nakaka-awa ka naman talaga... Hey, mag-isip ka muna sa mga sinasabi mo, kapwa KATUTUBO... TANGA.... Napaghahalata na kulang ka talaga sa pag-iisip... Wag ka na magpilit pa na akala mo kung sino ka... Obvious naman that you're NOT what you're trying to tell us who you are... And last, FUCK YOU TOO.....
Most probably di ka lang kasi matanggap tanggap sa call center kaya galit na galit sa mga taong nagtatrabaho dun... Wag ka mainggit bro, WALANG KANG KAKAYANAN eh... Magsumikap ka na lang, baka may pag-asa ka pa....
hey ihatecofi,
well first of all... i can't blame you for being so irritated by the errs some people say bout cali... but hey, i don't think u hav to go this far... i mean c'mon, not everybody in the call center industry is a bit of no-know... u see, i'm a newly hired TSR of client logic philippines... in case you haven't heard of it, it's a US-based customer service/call center company... during my initial interview, one of the interviewees, as i heard from his story, came from US and worked in client logic US... see, now he's here in the philippines, and still he's willing to work as a call center agent... kaya bro, I DON'T THINK CALLCENTER IS JUST FOR LOSERS... ur just lucky that u were born rich, and running ur clan's biz... kaya i understand din naman kung ba't ka ganyang ka AIRY-BRAINED and ganyang ka YABANG... call center helps alot in the economy situation of this country right now... and hey, wag mo naman kacng lahatin sa call center industry, u judge too fast and too soon... say, i'm an american citizen, was born on june 23, 1983 at serra memorial hospital in sun valley, california... not that i'm braggin anythin here, it's just that... sometimes, u gotta learn to be careful w/ what you say and to whom you say it! of course i got affected by the blog u posted bout call center people... obviously i'm one of them! and i'm sincerely speaking IN BEHALF of everybody else in the call center industry... the way you talk/say things... it's just TOO DISGUSTING!!! wag mo naman sayangin ang magandang name ng family mo! baboy ka!
hahaha!!! sige pa apekto kayo, inaasar lang kayo nyan eh...talent yan alam nyo ba...magaling mang-inis...mapuputol din dila nyan...bukas pag gising nya wala na syang dila...kilala ko tong taong to...as in kilala ko sya...mag-isip ka...ung mga taong pinagtatanggol tong taong to...isasama kayo nyan sa impiyerno bukas...lagotttt!!! hala!!!bwahahahahaha!!!!
nakakaawa ka naman, so pathetic :-) kung magkwento parang first time lumabas ng pinas hehe, cge enjoy ka lang!
guys...isa tong patibong wag kayong maniwala...wag na mag react ok? tigilan nyo na to...binibigyan nyo lang sya ng satisfaction sa kung anong gusto nyang mangyari...survey lang to kung anong pwede nyong maging reaction...wag na pumatol ok? God bless america...
This Blog is so cool. And I like every word of it. I hate to admit, but I too work in a call center industry and I can't wait to get the fucking hell outta here. Think about it, everyone is having a break from work, while us "call center losers" are here working like hell here. It really made me realize a lot of things and I want to work with all the common people who works in a "normal" environment. Those fucking Americans are really taking advantage of the people working here. And working in a call center is so unstable. I hate to admit that I am an idiot working here, but not anymore. Time to get the fucking hell outta here. To the one made this thread, you are the MAN!!!!!!
hope COFIBEAN READ THIS! UR A SICK BASTARD! EGOTISTICAL! A real man won't post somethin likethis and a real socialite person "may breeding" so from what u've been psoting here, oh man that proves how insecure you are and how trying hard you are to be on top of everyone.. BE A REAL MAN, FACE one of us and I swear to GOD there'll be none left of you! and favor post your pics here .. be a tru man, or maybe ur just scared.. you wimp! go to hell and fuck the devil..
yabang mo! leche!
honest living is for shit, huh?
btw, im still enjoying
-5thcolumnist
They made me wait pa for another 10 minutes at the counter. If I haven't told that bitchy cashier "to just gave" us a number instead of having me wait for our order --->"to just gave" ???? bad grammar
my gosh i pity u. your so freakin insecure bading bayot bakla...!!!bullshit ka close ur blog if u don't wanna get fuckin comments. as if ur not a katutubo watsoever!!! putanginamo!!! i know y u do this, just to catch attention, coz no one loves you freakin looser. wanna rumble i can peel of your skin from your entire bulok na katawan asshole. f so email me then, ill give you my add if u agree. then ill post it at rotten.com so the whole world can see a freakin looser being peeled of. im wating...
check your grammar @ssWipe!!!
i'd prolly let bob ong read yer blog posts.. yer so funny pare. supeerrr..
sana your grammar and spelling would be tama while you're pointing out the kabobohans around you... bwehehehe it totally ruins your image when i read some mispelled words and grammatical errors... like DUH
u call urself good writer when u can't even write a sentence that is all completely english!!!
u looser!!! so pathethic!
Call center agents can speak in FULL english. pampasikip ka lang sa web.
wala na patay na sya hehehe nagsawa din
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