Next week I'll be flying to L.A. with Claude. I got kasi a last-minute invite from an old friend who will be performing at the Dia de los Muertos event on November 6. The event will be held at Sherman Way, Canoga Park just right across our street - Jordan.
Well, it's late na pala. I have to go now. I have an appointment pa kasi later with my gym instructor at Hotel Intercon to shed some fats. I'm gaining weight na kasi lately eh from all the food binging for the past few days.
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Brent International School Baguio Reunion
Just got home from a reunion with some old friends and classmates at Brent, Baguio. Katamad talaga the viaje. Damn old Mang Tonyo pa, kasi he's so bagal mag-drive! Kainis kasi my mom for hiring pa such an old useless driver for me. I swear talaga na I will look na for a new one and replace that old shit. Damn! Anyways, I am sooo happy now pare and I told myself na I won't get affected na by some loser comments on this journal. Pakasawa kayo no. Or better yet, just play dead, rollover or fetch some sticks you native dogs! All call center peeps are good naman at that eh. Or if you want, I can give you money pa. Donation ko na sa inyo for being sooo fucking pathetic. As what I've said before, go bug someone else and brag your callcenter shit somewhere else. Inggit lang kayo because I'm like so gwapo and all of you looks like basuras. Well, it makes perfect sense naman eh, what's the difference ba between a dog, a callcenter agent and a squatter peep? Wala naman right? So learn to live with that!
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Hey, nice to hear na ur also from Brent school. Pasig campus ako pre. Anong batch ka?
OMG Matt, how come there are so many comments on your site coming from cheap sheeples? You know what? Its like those sleazebags are following you wherever you go. Lol! Told you nothing good will come out from those garbage but dysfunctional behaviors. So please stop this now and lets just plan on a much greater scale like callcenter genocide. That would be fun!
INLOVE NA TALAGA AKO SAYO COFIBEAN!!!! BUNTISIN MO NA AKO PLEASE!!!!
Dream on you DOGS! Callcenters are for losers. Dont you worry guys, I will join forces with cofibean and we will just make bangga na lang of you on the streets to end your miserable pathetic lives. Ang bobobo nyo na ang babaho nyo pa! PWE! Mas masarap pang tumae kesa magbasa ng mga bobong comments nyo. Leave cofibean alone and pakamatay na lang kayo. AHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TANGINA NYO!
Tama kayo cofibean.... puro losers nga kasama ko dito sa office... wahhhhhh! May opening ba sa inyo? Apply ako. Mas gusto kong ikaw ang maging bosing ko. You sound cool kasi cofibean. Ang daming maarte dito sa office namin. Ang sarap balatan ng buhay. :((
Ampotang comment ito oh -
"damn you andrew!! you're a cheap bustard that came from nowhere so you better shut up and go to hell!!!..."
Ano daw? Mustard o Bastard? O baka naman tungkol sa bus yun. Haha!
Bustard: large heavy-bodied chiefly terrestrial game bird capable of powerful swift flight; classified with wading birds but frequents grassy steppes
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webw
Anonymous on the other hand is inviting us all to the wedding of his parents...hehehe
Welcome back caffeine rush, missed your blurty blog.
Don't mind these callcenter retards who need a script to hold a decent conversation.
hehehe
Ano ba namang blog to? Ang baho! Amoy squatter!!!! Dami na kasing nagpopost ng squatters dito eh. Cofibean lipat ka na sa iba. Wag dito at baka mahawa ka pa sa kanila. Keep on posting pare!
based from his previews logs and the way he wrote it down...i think he's gay and i also think you're just trippin'.
- BioHazard
tang ina mo!
putang ina mo pa
puke ng ina mo inaagnas na, may uod pa
go fuck your mom after she's done fucking the dog
dude, get a life...
you're still nothing without your parents. go hang your self. you don't have the balls to do what you're saying. you cannot even go down to makati and tell every people in callcenters to fuck up. you guys are pathetic.
This guy is a joke. Runnin' a family business yet an office boy?! Yeah right.
Oh, by the way, I work for a call center & earn a 6-figured paycheck. At least I don't go cryin' to my dad askin' for money.
Grow up, loser.
packsyet ka maderpaker! kapal ng mukha mo, at least 'di ako umaasa sa mga magulang ko! Pagnakita kita dito sa Makati I'm going to smash your packing face so hard Dr. Belo would have a hard time fixing it!!!!!!!!
kilala ko 'to mga pre. nakikita ko 'to sa bandang Makati area. PM nyo ko para padala ko number at totoong picture nito. Bigyan nyo ng leksyon..
I don't care what these other peeps say, I think you're cute.. text me at 09178814522. let's have an orgy or sumthin.. wanna enter you from behind.. I'll wait bro. - Reggie
Blame your beloved America then for setting up offshore centers here in Manila. It's funny people would ratheR work in a call center rather than calling their old faithful drivers SHIT. I hope you're ashamed of yourself. You can't even write a complete sentence in English. I pity you dear. Its scum like you who give gays such a bad name.
Tell me one thing though - YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?
If you hate us being in the call center industry, well guess what - THE FEELING IS EXACTLY MUTUAL.
As a matter of fact we don't just hate you, we LOATHE you. At the same time, we pity you for being that kind of person. It's a shame you claim you're from Brent, you give that institution a BAD NAME. Tsk tsk. And just a sweet piece of advice, before you rant on call center people, why don't you check your sentence structures and grammar a million times before you post. Your blog makes me cringe.
Too much bitterness, you fag! Give it up already!
Cofibean, this is your mother. Stop being an ass and go clean your room. I told you to throw away those porno mags but you never listen. 80 year old grandma fetishes? You make me sick. After all those years of education, I find this nonsense bullshit on your blog. That's it; no more of this crap. You're going back to the family business. Yes, our family business; selling solar-powered flashlights.
IPAPAKULAM KITA HAYUP KA..
ate, hindi ka naman masyadong conyo noh? Ü
nyways, i liked your blog --- 'twas good for a laugh.
well...honestly my first urge was to disembowel your faggotty ass.
there you go.
dude, let me tell you, it's not a good idea to diss a major source of income for thousands of FILIPINOS. these call centers you despise FEED people.
you might not think that's important....after all, you think a spanking new mobile phone and hanging out in "cool" places are more important than poverty and other "inconsquential" stuff.
man, you're priorities are screwed.
in fact, you are MAJORLY SCREWED UP.
get a therapist.
NOW.
and get a life.
papatayin kita hayup kang bakla ka
papatayin kita.
ning...MANLALAKE KA NA LANG...
wag ka ng magsusulat ng ganyan.
kita tayo sa malate.
madami tayon mahahala don.
see yah!
Ü
pathetic baby boy, the world's too cruel a place for you. your so-called- existence and your hell-bent effort in trying to sum up tagalog words with some few english ones is just so heart-wrenching pitiful. it must be hard being so far from reality, eh? with that rusted throne you use to elevate your sorry ass from the rest being so far off the ground, you must be getting some serious bouts of nosebleeds.
don't fret now, your nanny must be on her way from preparing your Gerber and after that, she can obligingly wipe your ass from all the breaking perspiration that resulted from taking in oxygen and exhaling.
come to think of it, your only pure talent really would just be converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. well, at least you help the plants, yeah? hell, yeah! even parasites have divine purposes. like you.
to simplify it, i hope you choke. and after you die, we could still use your dull body into fertilizer. *think*think* i really think that you being dead could be more useful than you taking up space in this crowded world and breathing in the precious free oxygen you don't really deserve.
one <3
prettier_than_thou
p.s.
you better watch out the tenses that you use. it would be much easier for you to cover up you "flaws" if you'd start with a past tense and still wrap up the sentence with a past tense. like, if you were talking about something you did for the day and it involved more than one person, i suggest you say something like, "there were" instead of "there was". that's english 101 for you, kid. pay attention.
now, shut the fuck up and rot.
yehey! i make comment sa blog ng isang bakla! it's so saya-saya!!
- zidac
sweetheart.. i hope you won't see your blog entries fifty years later when you have FINALLY hit maturity.. or else you'll want to kill yourself for speaking like crap.. and talking shit about other people's job.. who cares if call center people are crowding makati? why one earth would that affect your aura.. unless you are incredibly sick.. and you know, travel makes a wise man wiser, and a fool like you.. hella bobo. thank you, my love. i feel so angelic compared to you.
first of all..THREE WORDS for u cofibean..I PITY YOU ;(
second of all..i'd like to ask..IF YOU'RE 'EDUCATED' & 'WEALTHY' & 'GOOD LOOKING' & all that, HOW COME YOU'RE STILL SINGLE? GAY? HAHA AND WHY THE HELL DID YOU CHOOSE TO STAY-& RUN UR FAMILY BUSINESS? AREN’T YOU WELL EDUCATED TO EVEN PASS CALL CENTERS’ QUALIFICATIONS? I AM NOT IN A CALL CENTER..I DON’T EVEN ADMIRE THE AGENTS BUT IF I GET TO REALIZE SOMETHIN NOW..CALL CENTER AGENTS ARE BY FAR MORE EDUCATED PEOPLE THAN YOU ARE.
thirdly, my cousin studies at brent..stop disgracing them. YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE PART OF IT!
lastly, piece of advice.. GET A MIRROR.. a mirror that’ll show not even your physical attributes but your soul. It’s not yet too late cofibean… work it out. Try to appreciate not only your self but everyone around you. It keeps you young. See, your age doesn’t fit the way you are seen. Hahaha
...please use grammar check.
isang kaawa-awang bakla, isang basura na nagpapabaho sa imahe ng mga matitinong taong nag-aaral sa brent...
tsk,tsk. hija (magpakatotoo ka na kasi, isa kang bakla; ang isang bakla ay naaamoy ang kapwa niya bakla!), bago mo pahirin ang dumi sa mukha ng iba, bakit hindi mo muna tingnan ang sarili mo sa salamin nang makita mo na mas nakakaririmarim ang sandamakmak na duming nakakulapol sa iyong mukha (o mukha na nga ba itong maituturing?).
ayusin mo sa susunod ang paglalathala dito ng iyong mga kuro-kuro at kaisipan, at kung maaari lang sana maging sigurado ka sa iyong pagdedesisyon - kung tagalog, tagalog. Kung ingles, ingles. Hindi kasi nagiging maayos ang kinalalabasan. Lalo lamang lumilinaw ang aming sapantahang isa ka ngang BAKLA. Oo, isang BAKLA na walang karapatang makihalubilo sa mga matitinong tao na namumuhay ng marangal at walang inaapakang tao.
* pakitandaan lamang ang isang bagay, may KARMA. at Y2K compliant na ito. ayan na siya...ayan na siya sa likod mo! bwahaha!
hija... c mang tonyo ito ang tatay mo! sa linggo pa ang day off mo tumigil ka na sa pagpapanggap. Kunin mo na ang pedicab sa garahe at ipasada mo na wala na tayong makain hayop kang bata ka. Yung kotse hinahanap na ng amo natin... Tarantado tong batang to kung ano ano ang pinagsasabi palibhasa wala kang hada ng ilang linggo sabi ko kc pagamot mo muna yang tulo mo eh...
Pa brent brent ka pa jan eh elementary graduate nga lang ang natapos mo dito satin sa may tabi ng riles remember sa HADA University? Anak, tanggapin mo na na tapos na ang kontrata mo sa Brent bilang isang janitor ikaw nga ang pumalit sakin eh gago ka lang kasi hindi mo pinagbutihan.
O sya cge na nasayang ang semilya ko ikaw ang naging anak ko! nakahiya kang hayop ka...
nagmamahal ang iyong ama,
mang tonyo - the fucking old matandang driver.
aba'y suntukan na lang o!
ano meron ba sa mga call centers na ayaw mo? binusted ka ba ng syota mong taga-call center? nagtataka rin ako sa mga ibang nagpost ng comment eh kung bakit ayaw din nila sa taga-call center? trabaho pa rin naman yun di ba? kung janitor ka nga eh, mas mababa pa yun sa call center agent.
pero hindi nga, bakla ka ba talaga? mukhang oo pero syempre hindi ako makapagsasabi hanggang makita kita ng personal o kahit bakla ka pa sumulat.
you hate coffee bakit? ako lab ko kape, pero hindi sa starbugo kasi wala ako pera, instant kape lang sa bahay buhay nako, yabang mo pare.... errr... mare.
suntukan na lang tayo!
squatter? tignan natin kung wala kang magulang kung ganyan ka pa rin kayaman
CAFFEINE RUSH PARE! WELCOME BACK! MISS KA NA NAMING MGA FANS MO!!!!!
you're such a jerk! you dawg! siguro ikaw ang baklang d natanggap sa call center dahil sa totoong buhay ikaw ang mukhang squater.... bwahahahaha tigas ng baklang toh! wala ka namang asim! mabaho ka pa sa malansang isda!
Wow! This is very nice indeed. The picture even fits the perfect profile for a conyo guy.
Isn’t it obvious that all the blogs are written annoyingly as possible to hit the nerves of the people who read it?
Like what a of mine colleague have noticed, this appears to be a perfectly formulated case study (a thesis even) on how crap on the web quickly moves around and how it affects people who read it.
Successful indeed, I'll give you an (A) for this. Nice work guys.
Galing galing talaga. It’s a nice idea. It actually inspired me to black mail somebody. Hahaha! Bravo!
-etelecare TSR
aku po ay se Mang Tonyo mabait naman yang se ser matt, mensan lang ay medyu may pagkababai komilos.
helo ser Matt, magdede op po ako sa todos losantus ha.
haha! @ mang tonyo,...
PWNED!
I love you cofibean!
@cofibean, if you're so annoyed about the comments on you personal journal, you better find a blogsite which does not have a comment box... Good Luck!
Better yet, keep your journal for yourself. You should know that the moment you posted your journal on a blogsite which almost anybody can view, it has become a subject for public scrutiny.
Let me tell you, the way you write you're tag-lish is annoying enough. "trying hard" baga. Kaya wag ka nang magtaka kung ang impression sayo ng readers ng journal mo e bakla ka. C'mon, have you tried reading it yourself?
i think this blog was made for the heck of annoying. for kicks or for whatever stupid reason. i don't care kung bakla ka o anupaman. katulad ka rin nung blogger na Maid, i forgot her name.that blogger was funny and you are annoying.ganun pa man,patok ka!YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY!i never thought faggots could be that funny.
one thing men!! obviosly..your just one mean sour faggot, who has nothing to do but eat air and your own shit..now enjoy and be delighted..
we are now feasting on your good writting and good command of straight english! KEEP UP!!
đ
caffeinerush. it's you!
i miss you!
Ang yayabang naman ng mga callcenter na nagpost ng sahod nila dito. Eh nagtrabaho kaya ako sa callcenter dati tapos hinde naman umabot ng 60K ang sahod ko. Sus! Puro yabang lang. Kaya nga nagresign na ako dahil ang dami pang maaarte sa office namin kala mo mayayaman. Balat mahirap naman! Kayo ang magpakatotoo! Galing mo dude! Tirahin mo ang mga hampaslupang yan! Ur ryt pare, LOSER-POSERS silang lahat!!!
Shet cofibean! Ang gwapo mo no! Penge naman ng number mo. Text kita tapos meet tayo. Kaw na ayata ang gustong maging ama ng mga egg cells ko!
Will wait for you.
-Mystica
i think i know you. mate? hahah whatta blog keep it up.
so i g uess the rumours are true?
just kiddin
so how are our teachers doing?
who do you hate the most?
i love this blog. good advocacy! keep it up! :)
aliw naman to read your blog. it's so pathetic it makes me laugh! keep posting. you make my araw, dude!
this is the most pathetic blog i've ever read. you're not even half as smart as i am. analyzing from the way you write you blog entries, you are one uber-gay uber-unfabulous person. you're one of the people who can't even make it to any job application because of your poor command of english. go take some english tutorials along with those koreans.
oi bakla, may pakunyari ka pang may mga kakampi kang nagtatanggol sayo, if i know ikaw di yun, bakla, tama n yan, sayang namn pangbayad mo sa netopia,,, ay mailsa tabi tabi lang na cofi shop pala kse di mo nga pala afford yung netopia. hahahaha. PANALO KA TALAGA SA EFFORT BAKLA KA! HINDUTCHINA MAMARIL! BWAHAHAHAHA.
Sa pagkakaalam ko ay halos lahat ng nagtratrabaho sa callcenter ay bading kundi man tomboy! Dapat siguro ang pasabugin ay ang mga callcenter para magkandamatay ang lahat ng bading at tomboy dito sa pinas! Go on with the callcenter genocide cofibean! Sama kami pare!
what's the difference ba between a dog, a callcenter agent and a squatter peep? something better than you, not nagging what your fat mother's money can't buy for you!
anybody wanna M2M with callcenterboy (25, 5'10, male, gymdude from manila, top and very discreet, 8 inches long and very hard, marami pag-labasan)here? yung may place ha? At saka very discreet.....trip lang mga pare...horny lang kasi me ngayun... email me at demetrius_odessius@yahoo.com with your pic...
ah, the itinerary du jour...
-5thcolumnist
Bwahahaha! These are really good shits man! Honestly it got into me the first time I read it. Then after thinking for quite a while I came to the conclusion that these are all made up for the sole purpose of blog popularity. I mean look at all the comments posted in each of this guy's blogs. He really hit the target. I bet he is, or rather this site is so popular now that if he decides to place banners for ads, he'd be earning big buck because of the amount of visits to this site.
Kudos to cofibean! "I'm the bomb pare" bwahahaha. Good jesus, think about it peeps, what kind of "maharlika mayaman" would think, act, express himself this way? I don't think there is someone as worst as cofibean that exist in our world and time.
"agahan" bwahahaha even kids nowadays ask "kumain ka na ng breakfast?"
"Prada Tela Technica...400 pounds" bwahaha it cranks for only $120!
"make pagalit to mang Tonyo to impress that I have a slave" Bwahahaha... that's good that's good man...
"Greenhills to buy a laptop" Bwahahaha if they're rich they'd be buying online
Bwahahah... bwahahaha... oh man here's a good one..."California"... bwahahaha.. that's a very common place for Pinoys to go to... it can't be considered as a "sosyal" place for vacation.... ever heard of Nice? bwahahah
BWahahaha "poser-losers" I am laughing my ass off here... seriously... "posers-losers" daw! bwahahaha
THIS SHIT IS GREAT COFIBEAN, you got us hook, I'll stay tune and see how long you can keep this up man! Good writing skills too.
"I'm the bomb talaga pare" BWhahahahaha... bomb daw, bomb daw! Bwahahahaha!
I give this blog 9 out of 10 spoons for getting all the attention it's getting now.
- Iczewoulf - out...
TO my dearest SON/DAUGHTER COFIBEAN:
**Pasensya na kayo sa anak ko ha, ganyan lang talaga yan eh medyo may pag ka bakla..maki jorpets kc sana yan sa isang taga call center and then he was refused kaya he's bitter... anyway yun pala prada suot nya bili ko yun sa Quiapo, pero mahal yun ah.. and the VIOS na car namin ka carnap lang ko lng kc nun eh... wag mag sumbong ha.. kaya anak tumigil kana umiiral na naman yang pag ka bakla mo.. oh cge matulog ng maaga,kc mag pupunas ka pa ng puwet bukas nang mga agents sa call center.. wawa naman anak ko.. hehe :-) ... cge anak.. nagmamahal " ANG PUTA mong INA" bwahaha
..cguro yung nanay mo katulong dati nabuntisang ng amo nyo at ikaw yung anak hahahaha ....
ano ka ba talaga tomboy o badingerzi?hahahah
ganda ng blog mo nakakatawa pinapaiyak mo ako sa kakatawa okei talaga galing hahahahhaha
para kang nagbabasa ng comics "katulong na yumaman" bagay yun na title ng comics mo hahahahha
I think this guy or girl??? is in the state of confusion base from the choice of words parang me multiple personality if your goin' to check it out... mixed na kolehiyala words from exclusive schools,mga bisexuals words, at words that real men use.... ano ba talaga ha kuya ..ate ano ba talaga ..make up wour mind please
if you really want to project a pasosyal effect wag mo pagsamahin ang sosyal na babae ,sa lalaki thats the reason y they think ur homo ...
but want to give you 2 thumbs up for a job well done cuz this site really make me laugh okei wala akong masabi
Ako mayaman ako pero I eat at Mcdonalds. I don't blame the guy for making this blog. Ang dami kasing iba dyan na nagkatrabaho lang kala mo kung sino na. Nandidiri na sa Mcdonalds. Umapak nga kayo sa lupa. Puro kasi kayo waldas ng pera at pagyayabang ang alam ng katawan nyo. Unahin nyo muna ang pamilya nyong nagugutom bago kayo magyabang ng kung ano ng meron kayo. Mas mayabang at mas masahol pa kayo kay cofibean! MAGPAKATOTOO KAYO!
pare u dont deserve to live!have a life of ur own?!cgro tlga hnd ka nkapasa sa callcenter kaya ka gnyan..lam mo khet anong callcenter applyan mo d2 sa ating bansa hnd ka mkakapasa kse baluktot yang dila mo!!
kung gs2 mo pasabugin malate...wag kang pumunta pero db dun ka ngtatarabaho?!?!mag absent ka muna sa day pasabugin mo...or better find a better job!fuck ur mother's ass!BUTTHOLE!!mas mlaki pa titi mo kesa sa utak mo!!bwahaha
kung gs2 mo pasabugin malate...wag kang pumunta pero db dun ka ngtatarabaho?!?!mag absent ka muna sa day pasabugin mo...or better find a better job!fuck ur mother's ass!BUTTHOLE!!mas mlaki pa titi mo kesa sa utak mo!!bwahaha
kung gs2 mo pasabugin malate...wag kang pumunta pero db dun ka ngtatarabaho?!?!mag absent ka muna sa day pasabugin mo...or better find a better job!fuck ur mother's ass!BUTTHOLE!!mas mlaki pa titi mo kesa sa utak mo!!bwahaha
cofi bin! ASTIG ka! call center peeps! ang BABAHO ng binganga NYO! puro MUTA pa mata nyo! mga mukha kayong ZOMBIE sa umaga habang nakaka salubong ko kayo sa eastwood! mga MABABANTOT!
HILARIOUS! 2 thumbs up! LFMAO...
keep this thang goen.. really entertaining... =)
ANG TANGA NAMAN NGITONG COFIBEAN NA ITO, FUK SHIT KA..TRYING HARD NA TRYING HARD ANG DATING, MAGKANO KA BA?BILIHIN KO NA ANG BUHAY MO..PUTANG INA MO!
ANG TANGA PA NG MGA SUMAG-AYON SA'YO MGA KUMAG KAYO MAGSAMASAMA KAYO, PERO IN FAIRNESS NALIBANG AKO SA BLOG MO KASE NA-REALIZE KO NA MAY MGA TAO PALA NA NAKASINGIT ANG UTAK SA KUKO, GANUN KALIIT..WAHAHA. TANGA! TANGA! TANGA! TANGA!.. FUCK YOU COFIBEAN!
woohooh!!! what a way to start the year... Cofibean, get a life sweetie. Find a quiet place, reflect, give thanks, close your eyes , take a deep breath... then slit your throat :) do the world a favor... by the way, Happy New Year to all, wishing everyone a year without a maggot like Cofibean ... Cheers :)
eto lang ang masasabi ko si claude ay ang L.A. kantutan partner ni cofi
ang gym instructor ang hotel intercon hada ni cofi
at si mang tonyo ang boyfriend ni cofi.
Kaya ka pala ganyan you're from Brent Baguio and that school, to most Cordillerans, is a place for bopols people no matter how expensive it is.
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