Anyways, I was browsing gov.ph last week when I chanced upon this thread at the forum. Basahin mo na lang pare to fully understand why some politicians are willing to spend millions of pesos just to win a spot sa senate:
Ok, enuff na with bs pare. Just wanna make uber bilis kwento lang on what happened for the past few weeks. Just recently lang, I've been receiving uber daming emails from people informing me of a certain blog thats been dissing my blog daw. Now, heres what I have to say - to hell with that tanginang kupal dude. I have no time to check the totally rip-off site of a major faggotron. I am a busy person pare. Let them adore me. Better yet, let them kiss my ass. They can never attain the level from which I can instantly access my kaluluwa. I mean, come on.. Admit it pare... I AM THE BEST! And besides, I don't talk shit.
So yun na nga diba. I spent almost half my week making bura some 200 comments of natives comparing me to that site. Aside from that, I've been an office-bahay guy lang. Been convincing my dad na nga to get a SOHO na lang for me. Para naman I don't have to deal na with a stoopid driver, some bobo native muchachas and the everyday trip to office while debating to myself if I should make agaw na the manibela from Hilariously Stoopid and try to earn some points by hitting some orcs making lipana around Makati.
Also, had dinner lang with Claude and Tim Yap last week at Serendra. So there.
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who's your uncle? mr "Maniwala ka?"
YESSS NAGUPDATE NA RIN. i like the word "faggotron" ah. very nice vocabulary.
grabe naman your post is too fucking awesome pare.
astig tong blog mo, pare. haha :)
hah! you're just another loser in disguise
cool pare..buti ka pa ndi insecure ndi kagaya nung trying hard na iba dyan.. tsk tsk..
Ohyeah Cofibean rocks! By the way, that "tanginang kupal dude and major faggotron" is NOT an Atenean. My friend and I did some investigating, and it turns out that he is some jologs kid from Cavite. Here is his friendster page: Poseur Atenista and maybe his email adds. also: xpao_432@yahoo.com.ph & fcukpao_15@yahoo.com also his cellphone numbers, text him para masaya: 09215804540 & 09152805700.
Kudos to you Cofi! :)
you should update more often. lol
love your blog, pare!!!hehehe
It is ture you don't talk shit, you just blog differently plus it's not all offensive.
looks more creadible too.
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you really rock pare! nakakaaliw ka dude!
How dare you all no? I happen to know this guy personally; i'm the gf of one of his friends... you people should just chill.. you don't know what you're talking about. We could like tell you to my lawyer dad and his firm in Ortigas can sue you... you just don't know that rich people have the right to feel problems you know? Anyway, if someone's still doubting, I assure you, this guy's parents are really uberrich.
Humn...
"And besides, I don't talk shit."
whoa! if these ain't shit, what else can you call these?"
becoz of beings like u, no wonder, americans and people from 1st world countries laugh at us. a monkey who tries so hard but unable to create a conversation in straight english. and who in his right state of mind would call his mother stupid? oh well, i should not be expecting that from someone who "converses with his uber cool self".
now let's see if this makes it to ur comment box... i doubt it. for sure, u'd chicken out.
at last! ngpost ka uli.ü
wow ....its been a year since your routine ran sour on me...i thought id check back to see if it changed....same gay anitcs..and people are still biting..congratulations.....why dont you change the routine or apporach or something, higher level, just a suggestion you homo, your the blogger
finally!=)
Ur back finally. Miss ur über flossy blog. LOL! ü
this blog is a great joke...right?
or do people like this cofibean guy here actually exist?
LIKE ME...
Just express what's the real you...
I love the posts..
No pretentions...
Hehe..
I hope you will visit my blog and vote for it. Thanks... I just drop by to say GREETINGS FROM THE PHILIPPINES. See my blog www.adventuresofalionheart.blogspot.com
you're way better than the kantuterongatenista blogger. hihi. diba you're from ateneo din...bakit kayo ganun..
^^^That's not him (the "tanginang kupal dude and major faggotron"). Trust me, he's really an Atenean.
Anyway, Cofibean rocks!!! You'the man! LOL
please destroy the atenista blogger and consider me neutral from now on, not going with or against you. Thanks.
How dare you all no? I happen to know this guy personally; i'm the gf of one of his friends... you people should just chill.. you don't know what you're talking about. We could like tell you to my lawyer dad and his firm in Ortigas can sue you... you just don't know that rich people have the right to feel problems you know? Anyway, if someone's still doubting, I assure you, this guy's parents are really uberrich.
Humn...
-----------> Sue my ass if you can ;] youre friend, cofibean whoever he is, is plain disgusting. no doubt bout it.
This is supposed to be satire? That's a rhetorical (look it up) question. Idiot.
nice journal pare..
a trash blog site for me, not worth reading, It's so happend that I bloghopped and unfortunately I hopped to this blog. So disgusting....P w e hhhh.
So much for calling normal people orcs that I can already imagine how orcish you look like.. :P
You are the living proof that some people in this world really deserve to die.. Really..
Darn it, you should update more often. Your blogs are quite a good read. I so agree with how shitty the Philippine electoral system is. I gotta chance to see the blog of that major faggot, and it was so freakin orcish. To hell with them orcs! Destroy them! haha... you rock dude!
ei cofi...
Like they always say:
"Imitation is the BEST Flattery".
So if this poseur guy is imitating you, then you should be totally flattered. It just means that he envies you and wants to be "you". Can't really figure out why people would want to imitate you, but then again you're quite "special".
cheers! hope you make tapak some cow dung or something.
Finally, a new post! Funny as usual! Cheers!
Matapobre... that's what I hate most.
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How dare you all no? I happen to know this guy personally; i'm the gf of one of his friends... you people should just chill.. you don't know what you're talking about. We could like tell you to my lawyer dad and his firm in Ortigas can sue you... you just don't know that rich people have the right to feel problems you know? Anyway, if someone's still doubting, I assure you, this guy's parents are really uberrich.
Humn...
you're THAT proud just because you suck the dick of his friend? haha! peace...
"Anonymous said...
How dare you all no? I happen to know this guy personally; i'm the gf of one of his friends... you people should just chill.. you don't know what you're talking about. We could like tell you to my lawyer dad and his firm in Ortigas can sue you... you just don't know that rich people have the right to feel problems you know? Anyway, if someone's still doubting, I assure you, this guy's parents are really uberrich.
Humn..."
I dont understand how people can brag about their parent's money. I mean.. HELLER!!! They are RICH, NOT YOU! You may inherit it one day, but that doesn't mean to say that you have achieved something in LIFE!
GROW UP! You're nothing but a LEECH!
...and that goes to you too Cofi, although I like your blog.*grin* But that cunt who sucks "little rich boy's cock" can go to hell!!!
You'll be free riding at the passenger seat of your rich boyfriend's car for now, but soon as he dumps your sorry, smelly cunt, you'll be back riding a tricycle! tsk tsk!
Enjoying magbasa ng posts mo. haha! :)
Welcome back to the blogwarzone! Cheers! --- from an ex-orc XD
waaaaaaw.... nung una ko tong nbasa sbrang nkktuwa yung pggng myabang nya... resembles my classmate last hyskul.. pro pgtgal tgal nkkswa na d na nkktwa... prho prho lan kc cnsbi nya e.. pare orcs baho masa haha.. nice one.. nging super mbenta blog mo...
damn u! such a poser.. y make ur blog taglish??? i dont believe ur an atenista! ur such a disgrace!!
Cofibean. discuss your regimen naman. :P
"Anonymous said...
I dont understand how people can brag about their parent's money. I mean.. HELLER!!! They are RICH, NOT YOU! You may inherit it one day, but that doesn't mean to say that you have achieved something in LIFE!
GROW UP! You're nothing but a LEECH!"
I AGREE PARE!!! PUNYETANG SHIT YANG MGA NAGYAYABANG NA YAN!!
woah. ahha. :P yeah, i hate politics too. :)
o'cmon..tumigil ka nga, anung god-god ka jan, magsaing ka ha tapos maglaba ka na, nauubos yang oras mu kaka-blog e, di ka tuloy nakakapagplantcha ng damit...ha!ha!
just kidding, fareh!
well eventually somebody really made an effort to piss u off? haha! it only means one thing, u're one hell of a guy!! hehe. pag umabot ka web awards, manlibre ka ng fishball. hehe.
tell tim, i said hi!
Update your blog na pare! You're taking so damn tagal na to update! I mean, nakakainip na to wait for your update. Show us that you really are a god compared to those impersonators.
ROFLMAO!
Update your blog na pare. You're taking too damn tagal na to make an update.
Show us that you really are a god compared to those impersonators!
ROFLMAO!
i think i know who that "tanginang kupal dude and major faggotron" is..i think i've read his blog na already, and damn! it sucks!
it's nice to have you back...it's nice to have something to laugh at.. peace!
Love your stuff honey. Keep them coming.
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i forgot... d pala marunong magbasa ang mga ORCS...
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She's criticizing and making fun of you and your posts. If you ask me, she's a bitch. Comment her don't worry a lot of people hate her anyway!!
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oo nga naman dude, you dont talk shit like those orcs. you're just so full of shit the it practically oozes out from every pore in your body.
more power pare
You sound like Kris Aquino. We all know she speaks very bad (trying hard) taglish. Try posting blogs in 100% pure english. It might take you a week before you finish a single paragraph but it's the effort that counts.
I guess you're gay or you're this loser trying to make yourself feel better. I bet you're just sourgraping.
Oh, and one more thing. You just go to LA? Poor soul. Europe is far better than the US. LA is fine but it's nothing compared to the cities in Europe.
By the way, if you really believe what you always say that these are are your opinions so to hell with everyone else, you'd post this comment. This is my opinion of you so to hell with you. If you don't post it, you know I'm telling the truth. LOSER! Other people might not see it but you'll know in yourself that I'm right.
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