Uber busy week pare.

Grabe pare the week I had. Uber busy talaga. Shit kasi the Christmas tradition eh. I told nga may mom not to give na lang gifts this Christmas because all of her friends are like plastic kaya. Dami pa social climbers. Looking mahirap naman pare. Tapos my stupid mom loves to conduct pa oldie party sa house namin. Kadire talaga pare the aroma of soil. It's like gathering of the taong-lupas. So baho talaga the old people. Pero yun na nga diba? Wala na naman ako say sa house. Sabagay, its her house naman no. I'm planning na nga to move out eh and have my own unit sa rockwell. I really hate kasi being here. It's like I'm the one lang na may sense. Dami pa stupid relatives. Shit talaga.

So yun na nga diba? My schedule was really hectic talaga for the past few days. Tapos we had pa the family reunion my tita organized. Tapos sudden change of venue pa. Because my old lolo is ayaw sa Dusit. Gusto nya daw sa house na lang ng tita ko sa Dasma. So yun na nga diba? I don't have any choice but to make pakitang tao na naman to some of our relatives. Tapos some of my cousins are like bobo pa. They don't even know how to keep a conversation interesting. Kainis kasi my mom for asking me to stay. Really don't want to elaborate na sa event. It's like hell talaga pare. So init pa the coat I bought. So cheap naman kasi the garden of my tita for not having aircon no or even electric fan man lang. So I was really dripping wet sa loob. Buti na lang one of my relatives had a heart attack kaya ayun, maaga natapos reunion.

Anyways, I had a meeting uli with the Japanese firm regarding the joint venture we are about to start. So boring pa the presentation they have. It's like they are all soo bobo no. They don't even know how to speak in straight english pa. I mean, I am the one na naman making sense at the meeting kanina. Tapos the scary secretary was making pacute na naman. Kadiri talaga her face. I bet she was an orc in her past life.

After the meeting, I invited them na lang for a coffee at Coffeebean near our office at Convergy's building. I have no choice kaya. So kahit na the place was like populated na by orcs, I made no pansin na lang at them no. Kahit na the air is becoming baho whenever an orc goes inside to make pasikat and buy something. Orc mentality talaga bulok! I mean what's with the pasikat in hanging out at sosy places like Coffeebean if your compensation naman is katiting? Don't tell me they are just making ubos their salary sa coffee? Buti na lang I have a hanky kanina to cover my nose. Baka kasi they have pa a contagious disease eh. I'm sigurista kasi pare.

Also, I am rejecting most of the comments na. Kasi some bobo orcs... I think there are hundreds of them writing spam on my comment system. I mean what's your problem pa? Di ba nga I wrote na a disclaimer here telling you to stay away. You don't have a say here no. If you don't dig my thoughts, better drop dead na lang than basa pa my journal. I know na given na all orcs are bobo, but please lang no... Go write your filthy comments somewhere else. That is if you don't want me to hampas all your faces sa lupa kasi thats what you are naman diba, mga hampaslupas. Fuck you all no!

The monkey family.

December 1 is considered as World AIDS Day. So to hell with all those filthy AIDS carriers!

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My mom told me kanina to go with my stupid relatives to Duty Free Paranaque. Eh my stupid mother kaya knows na I have something to do later with friends. So I made sabi to her, "Ma, I'll go out with Andrew and Claude later. Diba nga we will look na for some relief goods for the employees natin this Christmas?" Tapos my mom told me na it's been taken cared of na raw by Ibyang. Ibyang is her stupid secretary. Actually, she's like Night of the Living Dead na pare. As in living relic of ancient history talaga. In the flesh!

So yun na nga diba? I have no choice na naman but to abide with the fucking maternal commandments. It was really like pampasira na naman ng aura. Imagine, I'll drive some stupid people to Duty Free Paranaque like a bunch of bakasyonistas eh they all look so local naman. So I was really inis kanina. I told pa nga my stupid mom na why don't she go with them na lang kaya and borrow my useless native driver Mang Tonyo to drive them. Since I can drive na naman. I'm like malaki na kaya. And I can drive na naman and don't need pa a stupid driver right by my side all the time. Especially, that old, good for nothing katutubo, Mang Tonyo. Fuck talaga! Another perfect day ruined na naman diba.

But what can I do? It's my mom who told me that. I'm afraid she'll cut na naman the payments to my monthly dues at my credit cards. Diba pare that's double foul na? I mean, I'm not a driver naman no. I'm too goodlooking to become a driver. And besides, I literally disowned naman that part of our family tree eh. They are all so ugly kaya. Tapos they'll ride pa with me. Ano me, travelling zoo? Kadiri talaga pare. Still I have no choice but to follow the family's matriarch. Damn!

So yun na nga diba? I was the most gwapo driver in the world kanina to a bunch of monkeys. Tapos they are all so ingay pa. I mean, can't they see na I was like uber simangot kanina while driving. Tapos my stupid Auntie pa keeps on talking to me like wala lang. Feeling close! Fuck talaga! If only I could make her tulak outside the car, I just did siguro. The hell!

At dutyfree, Filipino mentality talaga really shows. Kadiri talaga the people there. I mean, what's with the panic buying ba? Eh all the items kaya inside duty free are readily available naman now at some major malls. If only I knew that I'll get to brush shoulders with some baho Domestic Helpers with their squatting brood, I should have dropped the family of monkeys at SM Sucat and will just fetch them like after a week na lang sana. Para my aura can like rest na from all the ingays no. Shit talaga. One good thing that happened lang is when I saw one brand of perfume there. I really can't stop laughing talaga pare. I mean, Paris Hilton now has her own Brand of Perfume with her pic pa on the box! How pathetic. Tsk.. Tsk.. Well, why ba me affected? I mean.. it's her life naman no. So, why should I give a damn at that bitch eh I have a family of monkeys to worry pa pala inside the fiesta mall. The hell pare!

Since I was there na naman, I thought of shopping na rin. One good thing about Duty Free is that it's tax free so it's kinda mura. But I won't allow myself to be like the native pinoys who's been panic buying no. It's not Judgement Day pa naman pare. So I bought na lang for myself some Loreal products like Tec Ni Art Fix Anti-Frizz and Thermo Fixing spray, a couple of perfumes and a bag of chocolates. I've been craving kasi for chocolates for the past few days eh. Kasi I read an article saying that Chocolates can alleviate you from the pit of depression daw. More like a feel-good-food pare.

Katakot pa nga the guy offering the bag of chocolates to me eh. Kadiri kaya his face. It's like survivor pare ng Hiroshima bombing. Like he was standing infront of a glass building when the explosion happened. I mean, what's with the humongous craters ba sa face? Its casting some shadows kaya under the bright light. And I think I saw pa nga some water with kiti-kitis na inside one of the craters no. And why work pa as a salescrew if you will scare naman all your customers away? Me nga muntik na mapasigaw when he suddenly appeared from behind the shelves eh. I said, "Ngii!" na lang right in his face tapos left. Creepy eh. As in kulang na lang talaga Awooo pare.

Well, the only consolation lang I got from the deal is that I haven't seen even a single Orc today. Yey me!

That's all na muna for now pare. I'm really tired na kasi.

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Went to Powerbooks kanina to look for a certain book by Tony Judt, called PostWar. It tells something about the history of Europe since 1945. Gift ko lang sa Grandpapa ko this Christmas. My stupid tita kasi organized a grand reunion next week sa Dusit, Makati. (Tentative pa the place between Benkay or sa Benjarong.) Siempre diba I have to make paimpress to my lolo since I am his favorite apo. Siguro he will be gulat to see me like so gwapo na and all talino pa. I'm the one kaya running our business now. My papa is acting like a consultant na lang. Which is dapat lang no! He's like sooo old na kaya and myopic pa. He have no choice but to let me run na the business dahil dami opportunists natives na always waiting for a chance to make kupit sa cash flow namin. I just don't trust those people sa office. They all look like magnanakaw no. Tapos the old lady pa my dad hired sa office was like amoy lupa na. I bet only one bulate na lang ang hinde pa nakapag-sign sa death certificate nya no. Creepy talaga pare I tell you.

So yun na nga diba? I was like alone lang kanina looking for that stupid book when I saw Claude with one of his boylet. The biatch! Hahaha! Just recently lang she was crying because her boyfriend left her daw. Eh it's like two days nya pa lang yata namemeet yung guy. Tapos nafuck lang sya up to sawa, love na nya! Wawa naman my friend no? Well, at least my kaibigan is like soo happy right now. And siempre diba, I'm happy na rin for her. They even invited me pa nga for coffee at Coffeebean. So I left na muna my bookhunt and made sama with them. Claude was really blooming talaga with all her pacute and beautiful eyes. Kadiri talaga some gestures. Lols! I think they are like bagay kaya. The guy is witty though not as handsome as me. Pero still it's ok na. My friend told me na happy naman daw sya. So yun na nga diba? I lost track of time na tapos Coffee pa at 12 noon! Kaya grabe the init ng pakiramdam no? Steamy pa the two. Kaya I bid them farewell na lang kasi icky na my feeling eh. I called Mang Tonyo to pick me up and head home. The hell with the PostWar book. I'll just buy na lang an art deco book for my stupid lolo maybe next week prior to the event. So hirap naman kasi hanapin the book he was looking for eh.

When I got home kanina, my cousin from Singapore was here pa! So I told my mom, "Mom, why of all places, why here pa? Don't they have any money to check-in sa hotel?" Tapos my mom looked at me like sama kasi my tito is near lang. The hell! I hate pa naman that cousin. He's like sooo bobo no. I bet his parents just adopted him lang. He's like pampasira din kasi ng aura eh.

So yun na nga diba? Instead of going out pa to do something, I stayed inside my room na lang dahil baka that stupid cousin of mine will make pakialam pa some of my stuff, I'll kill him talaga. Better if I'll just make tapon all of his belongings sa kalsada tapos I'll just shout na lang na get the hell out of here no! That will be uber cool pare tapos I have pa this mean kopita while laughing infront of the camera. Hahaha!

Siguro tama na muna that for now. I need to look after pa my stupid cousin dahil umalis my mom. By the way, I came across one cool article kanina ---

Suing Telemarketers Made Simple.

Lord of the Distinctive Rings writes "Telemarketer calls victim in wee hours. Victim is lawyer. Victim sues telemarketer. Hilarity ensues, as recounted in narrative replete with links and information on how you too can sue up the wazoo." Well, one's certainly not ever going to get rich or anything going after telemarketers on a one-off basis, but every bit helps, I think.

Bored.

I was really bored pare and walang magawa. So I browsed na lang the web to look for gifts na online for my family and friends dahil close na ang Christmas. So yun na nga diba? I have to make pa-plastic na naman infront of some friends eh I'm not receiving naman anything from them every Pasko no? I have to maintain lang talaga some connections kaya I'm doing this. Just like last Christmas, the only gift I received came from Josie, our native katulong. How sweet naman of her to remember me no eh obvious naman na she was just like making sipsep and asking for a raise lang that time. The hell! I threw nga her gift sa trashcan and made ngiwi na lang infront of her. Asa pa her no! Kadiri naman kasi the gift wrapper she used eh. It's like so cheap tapos with a dedication card pa! As in shota? The fuck!

I checked nga pala polo.com for some holiday promos. They are offering Free Shipping daw if I ordered more than $150 worth of items from their site. And since I haven't used naman my platinum card lately, I tried online shopping. I usually pay kasi in cash. Kaso I'm like so tamad na to go sa malls dahil I don't want to brush shoulders with some baho masa who's only window shopping there lang naman. Not to mention the sosy-wanabees orcs na obvious naman na posers lang. Losers talaga dami!

Below are what I bought kanina from polo.com:



Polo Sport Gift Set ($57.50)
Romance Silver Value Set ($65.00)
Pure Torquoise Holiday Set ($75.00)
Beaton Pant ($97.50)

And for myself:
A couple of Chinos (Hamptom Poplin Cargo Pants) ($250.00)
Polo Pocket T-Shirt ($27.50)

Also, I bought a dozen shirt from this site - Threadless. They are on sale kasi. Only 10 bucks lang for each shirt! Grabe sa dami pare ng designs. Uber cheap pa! I spent $120 lang for all 12 shirts! Great sale no?



So, all in all, I spent $693.00 lang! And I thought I will spend like a thousand bucks just like before. Hehehe. Talino talaga me when it comes to gift shopping. Hassle free pa pare.

Anyways, I received nga pala another email from Ysabelle. She really missed me daw pare. She said kasi in her letter,

"....Always take care and please don't forget my gift this Christmas ok? I'll just email you my new address here in New York."

See pare, she's like concerned saken. Obvious naman na she likes me pa rin no. The only hindrance lang naman is that bading na white guy bobby who's just like using Ysabelle lang as a front. Fuck talaga that guy. I will make agaw na lang Ysabelle from him. He's like useless naman eh.

Siguro tama na muna that for now pare. My ulo is kinda sakit pa kasi right now.

Bad Vibes.

Just got home from a workout at Hotel Intercon. And puta pare the guy who's been working out there kanina. Uber baho talaga the body odor. The hell! I was like muntik ng mag-faint because of the stench oozing from his underarm. As in kadiri talaga the aroma sa gym kanina. Tapos the old lady doing some stretching at his side was like patay na no. She's not moving na kasi when I checked her out. So yun na nga diba? I asked na lang for a gas mask pero they gave me none. The fuck talaga. Eh I can't stand talaga the smell kaya I told na lang the gym instructor to make paalis na lang the baho guy kasi he's like pampasira ng workout eh. The instructor told me lang na make tiis na lang the amoy kasi the guy is a member din daw! I said, "What the fuck?! You mean to say na even if I drop dead because of the baho smell, it's ok pa rin?". Bobo talaga that instructor. Eh I'm like a premium member kaya. Nonsense talaga talking to minimum wage earner katutubos. Damn! So I approached na lang the guy and told him, "Excuse me, are you the guy with the baho smell? I think you need na to make paligo kasi I can smell you from over there oh. And believe me, it's really so baho." Yeah, in his face pare I told him that. Eh he's like 5'4" lang kaya. I can just make batok lang on his forehead if he said something back at that moment. Buti na lang he just blushed and went straight into the shower room. That was the first time I saw a red-faced palaka. Yeah pare, kadiri na the smell, palaka pa his built. I mean, what's with the bulging muscles if you're only 5'4" no. Even after he left, the after smell was still there. As in yuckie talaga all the equipments he used. So yun na nga diba? I lost na my momentum so I told my bobo instructor to stop na the program. I called na Mang Tonyo to get my things and wait for my call again dahil I'll buy lang something sa Glorietta.

At the glorietta, my aura got sira na naman. Why naman kasi of all places, some filthy orcs decided pa to hang out there. I mean, puno ba all the public markets that they decided to hang out at Glorietta? And what's with the slang accent ba? All their skin naman is balat mahirap no.



So yun na nga diba? I lost na my gana sa workout tapos I lost pa ulit my interest sa pagbili ng vanity stuff sa Essences, Rustans. So I had my feet pampered na lang at Beauty Bar and then called na the stupid Mang Tonyo to pick me up right at the lobby.

In short my day was like bad vibes talaga pare.