Sunday, January 04, 2009
Its 2009 na!
Im back to my blogging pare. It has been quite a while since the last time I wrote something here. Putangina naman kasi all the moronic people around me. They are like pampasira ng aura. My perfect tune with nature always gets disturbed na lang. Its hard to get peace na talaga nowadays. Man, if I weren't so at peace with the world, i'd run them over with my new car. Good thing I have a girlfriend now pare. But she's just the up-to-sawa type. Meaning shes my gf until the time im sawa na.
My mom kasi always makes pakialam to my diskarte pare. She and her amiga are the ones who arranged the relationship. So I made sakay na lang their trip. My girlfriend now kasi looks good pero shes really annoying. She like wants me to text her always my gig. Can you believe that? Its making me sakal na. Labo talaga nya. It really fucking gets me everytime dude. Sometimes nga I made Hilariously Stoopid reply to her text messages na lang. Funny thing, I dont even care pare what they are texting ha. Hilariously Stoopid even asked me before, "Sir maganda ba itong textmate ko?" I just said, "Yeah. and please dont forget to send her love quotes ha." Hahaha!
Anyways, enough for the sharing pare. I just turned a year older. And shit man, now lang Ive noticed na I'm getting hotter and hotter pala. That explains why people are always making papansin when im at chichi places. But even given the location pare, the orc infestation are like spreading na. So Im attracting even the unwanted baho masa. The hell!
I guess thats it na muna dude. Need to finish something lang.
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hahahahaha! ako una!!!!!
pero dude, i think you'ld better start thinking of new ways to make lait other people cuz your diskarte is so two years old na, and goes to show you are just as progressive as your country.
Good luck!
oh just for the heck of it. i think i'm first.
wow cofi ur getting hotter and hotter ha!!!! lol
nice nman may gf na sya!!! bka nman mmya maskal k nyan ng tuluyan...
or worse, bka kung d kau magkatuluyan, ma-inlove k sa isang orc!!!
PEACE
i'm just wondering...
r u really that HOT???
hmmm...
happy birthday!!!
Dont mind them cofi at least ur consistent sa content mo. Saya ng update! Yeeeey!
Wow!!!! an update! Ako ang una sa comments!
habbeeee buuurdey!
POOTANGINA MOKANG BAKLA KA! BUHAY KA PA PALA. SAYANG LANG BINAYAD NAMIN SA HINIRE NAMING HITMAN PARA PATAYIN KA. POOTANGINA DIN YUN SINUNGALING. NAGANCHO LANG PALA KAMI. SHET!
what's your new gf's name ba pare?
Yay! Cofibean is back! Bring it on with the insults!
FINALLY!!!
UR BACK!!!
@Abu Sayyaf
talagang nag-effort ka ah. what a loser.
May you give us another good year to enjoy your blog, Cofi!
well cofibean happy new year and happy three kings. I just hope hindi totoo yung hinala that you too are an Orc in disquise.
dude, what happened to you? i thought you were dead or something. got mugged or fell into a manhole or something.
REMEMBER THIS POST?
"The FIRST thing siguro that I will do is to make-DUROG ALL the people who talks NONSENSE and who are VERY FOND of THEMSELVES. They have NO right whatsoever pare. They NEED to undergo some MAJOR OVERHAULING pa to become like ME.... NEAR PERFECT."
WANT TO START YOUR YEAR RIGHT? WHY DON'T YOU COMMIT SUICIDE? AS IF YOU WEREN'T TALKING ABOUT NONSENSE IN YOUR BLOG?! AND ALSO BEING VERY FOND OF YOURSELF. BRO, MANALAMIN KA NAMAN. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE DESCRIBING URSELF IN THAT POST E. CALLING YOURSELF NEAR PERFECT? DON'T U CALL THAT SOMETHING LIKE SELF WORSHIP? DAMN, PARE. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NEEDS MAJOR BRAIN SURGERY...
MAYBE... YOU CAN PAY THEM MILLIONS TO FIX YOUR BRAIN'S ERRING RADIO-ACTIVE PULSES. OH WELL, FROM TIME TO TIME, I GOTTA REMIND MYSELF THAT THIS IS YOUR BLOG NGA PALA. BUT IF U DON'T WANT THE 'MASA' COMMENTING ON IT, THEN MAKE IT PRIVATE, BETTER YET... DELETE IT.
PARE-PAREHO LANG TAYO, THE RICH, THE POOR, ESTE THE 'NATIVES' AS YOU WOULD CALL THEM...
WE WERE ALL BORN NAKED, DUDE. DON'T BRAG AS IF U WERE BORN DRIPPIN' WITH DESIGNER CLOTHING.
Wow naman dude pare. what took you so long? been waiting for your update for quite sometime now. Hassle talaga the uber tagal update. Sayang lang my time going back to your site from time to time. kakakulo ng blood pare.
Unwanted baho masa? Whattaterm!
UYYY! AMININ! ISA KA SA BAHO MASA NA TINUTUKOY MO VRUHA HA! EH KUNG PASABUGIN KO KAYA WETPAKS MONG BAKLITA KA!
oh geez... i've waited so long to read that kind of post? you are so yesterday na cofi. i wasnt that thrilled while reading your new post. it was just plain and boring.
someone's better than you pare... http://ihatewhatyoulove.blogspot.com
mabuhay ka cofibean. ang tagal kong inintay ang next post mong to ah puta ka. i thought kinain ka na ng lochness monster or something. boi damihan mo naman yung post mo. kala mo maganda ka? lol. kwento mo yung winter vacation mo. sige na.
honestly lang, I do enjoy reading you. keep on the update.
http://neverditchtheproject.blogspot.com/
Ang ganda mo.
Yun lang.
LOL. Trade-off lang 'yan. You can't be hot and not expect unwanted attention.
haha buhay pa pala siya?
Your a sad person...
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nice blog, a bit offensive nga lang... i share the same odd feelings against call center agents and their odd taste of fashion. grabe pa sila mag-smoke.
hey people, if u want a new taste of blogging... check my blog...
http://xychronicles.blogspot.com/
http://xychronicles.blogspot.com/
thanks. spread the message!!! hope u like it!!!
I wonder y maraming galit sa iyo? Cool blogs ha!!! Reading your blogs from 2005 to present makes me wonder why do u hate call center agents? I'm not a call center agent but ok na rin work nila d sila ma bad breath kasi paraning nakabuka ung bibig, but here is pare, MARIAN RIVERA, BAD BREATH YAN PARE!!!! =)
hahahaha nice update!!! more more!!
YOH cofibean, a word mayn. ASSHOLE =) thats what you are. If you fucking hate philippines because of the so called "POVERTY" and all that, then effing ditch man! and plus yoh, can you please stop talking like a homo? like seriously dude. you sound like a fifth grader coming outta closet yahw. Imma tell you straight up man. im FILIPINO and I just hate how you talk shit about my motherland.
PS. NExt time you make a blog, try to use english properly. YOURE AN EPIC FAILURE. LOL
baket pare ka ng pare...? i think it's time for you to use some other fillers na ren. i dont have something against you ha. i dont hate you for you comments against the orcs and im not even a fan. wala lang. just a comment. hehehe... keep blogging!
Geez! you sound like a faggot! but you sure are funny with the way you talk on your blogs.. that gf thingie your saying is she really a girl or a man? LOLz or your referring to yourself as a GF and thats your BF fag?
FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG
one word...
G A Y
hi there,
im a fan. tnx and ur back!
i like your blog. it makes all the readers hate you which is a very good move to caught attention.
i got some questions here:
*do your parents discipline you properly? seems like you need attention, in short you are self centered.
*have you attended values education subject?
*do you know the word "faggot"? because you sound like one.
anyway, im gonna stop asking here. i just want you to know that you need a martilyo to pukpuk to your head so that matauhan ka na sa mga ka oahan mo, get it pare?
10 kudos for you. :)
I like your writing style -- to all those who are actually taking this blog seriously, can't you see this guy is writing from a persona point of view and most of this is outright kayfabe.
Excellent parody my friend, keep it up and see you on your next winter vacation in Monaco where we can shoot deer and drink M&C like tubig ^__0
PS..you should write an "autobiography"
hey TH,
i find your blog annoying (worst grammar ever) YET entertaining (kc TH ka and how you manage to include "pare" in every sentence) that only true blue pinoy can enjoy.
keep it coming! post ur next story asap.
harharhar
ps.
approve mo to ha!
Welcome back! more post dude! we miss you!
This is hilarious! :D I can't believe other people are seeing it otherwise! SILA ANG LOSERS!
missed you. thanks for the message *winks* happy new year.
chill people...
hey cofi, what if madevelop si hilariously stoopid sa gf mo?
HEY! SPELL BAYOT??
DO U KNOW BAYOT???
THATS U!!! ULOL!!!
GO 2 HELL AND MAKE KISAY UR FACE!!!!
ignorance is such a bliss...
Pare im so in love na with you. I want to hold you in my arms and kiss you. DIla sa dila. Laway sa Laway. Then patutuwarin kita and fuck your wetpaks. Luv ya, cofibean!
lol. arranged? xD but ur mean ha, you make your driver text her. Creepy.
Haha! bakla!!!
guys guys guys..
relax! 'Cofibean' is just a made up character.. obvious naman eh. lahat ng mga 'life experiences' niya, sobrang hindi realistic.
if you want a hint, yung writer ng blog na ito ay taga UP.
kayo na ang bahala kung ayaw niyong maniwala.
there's no point in letting a fictional blog like this affect you.
just shows how slowly but surely everyone now are beginning to become sheeple... always believing what is on the internet.
One comment lang pre. Try mo mag-add ng Post Summary code dito sa site mo. Para mas presentable. Keep posting man!
http://easemystress.blogspot.com
tite ko malaki, pls dont edit this,..the deprived women of the world must know...laki laki tite ko!!!...besides your blog is so old and lame
pare mabenta ka ah. magkanu bonus mo from editor for being able to invoke such hatred and getting several hits in return?
like dude. i know na its not your fault naman thaat you're hot and everything but c'mon. chill lang diyan tsong.
pare, it's almost 2010 na pare. bakit wala ka nang bagong post? I'm new here pa naman.
It makes me drink more often coffee
http://funny.ucoz.ae/ <--- FUnny
I love nature and the aroma feels so good to be with inner peace with the surroudings. The coffee is so good in the morning and last at night. Just maybe one more drink I might go good with my pipe at http://www.coolheadshop.com hows that sound?
shole or shawl?
shole or shawl?
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