So yun na nga diba? It's nearing my birthday na naman. I'm turning 24 na! Like tangina talaga, parang it was like yesterday lang when I first started this blog tapos its more than a year old na pala. Well, Its obvious naman pare na I am a writer talaga diba kaya there are some people who are always trying to put me down. Like, talaga lang ha? You can NEVER PUT A GOOD MAN DOWN pare. I'm too fucking good to be true diba? There are some instances pa nga before na I've met some people telling me some stuffs like, "Kindly sampal nga my face pare, kasi you're sooo fucking too good to be true eh." Well, hell yeah! I'm like totoong laman pare. To hell with all the tanginang kupals who keeps on repeating na I'm not true daw. If I'm not true then who the hell is making all these blog entries? Don't tell me na you natives are really that bobo not to figure that one out. Thats soooo fucking stoopid pare!
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Just a bit of trivia nga pala pare: I HATE BIRTHDAYS!
Ok, just an update lang no. My web site is still under development pa rin pare. The guys at Design Lab are really doing a great job in making all my kulit revisions come true. I will not disclose my URL muna para walang pampasira ng aura. Hirap na dude. Baka some bobo orcs will try to mess it up na agad eh its under development pa nga lang. Been thinking na nga of making my site password protected para selected lang readers of my blog. Its kinda private kasi eh. Not to mention na my blog is not catered to be understood by people with an IQ of flat 130130.
Also pare, I bought a new fone nga pala, the N73 of Nokia. Its ok na for everyday use. Nothing special really. Sayang nga lang that I bought it late November eh kalalabas lang early this December the Music Edition. Shit talaga pare! Sayang.
And oh, I almost forgot pare... Hilariously Stoopid nga pala was rushed to the hospital by Mang Dario (my mom's driver) yesterday. I think he was making hingalo na right now. Well, its about time na kaya pare. I mean, its not my fault that old native was soo fucking tanga not to secure the jack properly before fixing anything under the car. So there... bang! He was kinda pisak ata. Tapos the tanga maid pa who saw the incident made fun of it pa. Tama bang to call me pa and say, "Sir oh, look at Mang Hilario, he was joking na naman under your car." Like its her way of saying, "Oh, how cute naman Mang Hilario for making kisay under the car!" Now, was that playing stoopid or purely tanga lang talaga of her? Well, I dont want to share pa the details na pare. My blood is making kulo lang eh. And besides, I think it is God's way na rin of telling my mom na I dont need a driver na no.
73 comments:
hahahahahaha!! yun lang.
why don't you pakamatay na lang? diba?
that would be sooo cool kaya!
My mouth literally dropped with that clip! That's all that I can say.
nice blog! keep updating it! wawa naman the driver.
wow! finally updated been waiting for a long time for the update dude! mabuhay ang mga gwapo katulad natin and off with thos mabaho orcs!!!
wow! cofi you're back! When was your b-day ba? Parehas tayo I hate decembers kasi , may b-day was in December din!
atlast new entry again... nice entry.. natawa ako dun ha..making kisay under your card... =))
you're back!woohoo!i missed reading your blogs! :)
Grabe PARE namiss kita! Sobra! As in uber! Post ka pa daming blogs. Bilissss!
Kaya pala halos walang comments na gawa ko ang naapruban. By batch na pala ang deletion ng comments ni cofibean. Kung ako lang sayo dear brother, post mo lahat para masaya.
Hindi ko alam kung maiinis ako o matutuwa sa mga nabasa ko dito. Tulad na lang ng pagtawag mo sa mom mo ng stupid. May sa demonyo ka ata e.
Welcome back cofi! Miss u.
Asan na si Mang Tonyo? Sino si Hilariously Stoopid? And bakit ganun ang pangalan nya? Namatay na rin ba si Mang Tonyo? Please pakishare naman! Late nako!
Eto pala ang kontrobersyal na blog na nadinig ko sa radyo. Grabe nga. Hindi kinaya ng powers ko.
Kung talagang mayaman kang ungas ka bakit ninakaw mo lang sa google ang photo ng fone mo? Akin nga n93. Sayo bulok na yan pare.
TANGINA MO! SALOT NA BAYOT!
Nakakatulog pa ba ang tao sa likuran ng blog na ito? Para kasing sobra-sobra ang galit nya sa mundo. Para bang pag sinaksak ito sa tagiliran ay baka itim na dugo ang dumaloy at hindi pula. Baka naman nana na.
You rock dudddddddeeeee!!!!!!
WAHAHAHHAHAHHAAH!@!@@#@# Making kisay under the car? WTF! }:D
I think isa kang poser. Obvious naman na hindi ka certified conio dahil sobra kang manlait. Meron akong kilalang conio pero mabait. And besides, almost all callcenter agents are conios. So baka naman naiinggit ka lang sa amin kaya ginagaya mo kami. Have a life. LOSER!
may kaibigan ka pa bang bakla ka?
Bayaan mo chong --- malapit ka ng mawalan ng birthday. Bilang na oras mong gago ka.
Bakit nga kaya ang daming galit sa writer ng blog na ito? I don't see anything wrong with it naman. Come on guys, the dude is just expressing his craft in writing. For all we know, we have a bit of cofibean in all of us. I admit na natin na minsan ay nanlalait din tayo ng ibang tao. Yun lang po.
Ewww! You cant even speak in pure english. Kaw pala ang orc. Jologs mo.
o nga tama na hiatus, and malapit ka ng magbirthday. sana lang wala ng mga orcs ang manggugulo sa buhay mo, curse those bubonic moronic baboons!
its super katawa how some people make seryoso this blog with matching nanginginig-sa-galit-na-manner-of-typing pa. hahahhaha!!! just enjoy the writer's imagination dba?!
its super katawa how some people make seryoso this blog with matching nanginginig-sa-galit-na-manner-of-typing pa. hahahhaha!!! just enjoy the writer's imagination dba?!
cofi!!!!!!!! where have u been?! tagal kang nawala, nangulila ako..wahahaha!!!
share ko lang:
"SHOULD YOU FIND YOURSELF, VICTIM OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BITTERNESS, CRITICISM, RUDENESS & INSECURITIES; REMEMBER: THINGS COULD BE WORSE. YOU COULD BE ONE OF THEM!"
ayan, wag na tayong magpakaplastik at sabihing masama ang ibang tao. hello? minsan ganyan din tayo. ciao!
me loves yah!
cofi!!!!!!!! where have u been?! tagal kang nawala, nangulila ako..wahahaha!!!
share ko lang:
"SHOULD YOU FIND YOURSELF, VICTIM OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BITTERNESS, CRITICISM, RUDENESS & INSECURITIES; REMEMBER: THINGS COULD BE WORSE. YOU COULD BE ONE OF THEM!"
ayan, wag na tayong magpakaplastik at sabihing masama ang ibang tao. hello? minsan ganyan din tayo. ciao!
me loves yah!
nice! an update..
that was a very disturbing sound clip..
creepy..
what's with the clip? garbe. it was damn too hilarious.
pare, bakit uber galit ka sa mundo ha? la lang.
adik mu kasi eh.
cool blog, cool clip. lol
Me ♥ this blog! BIGTIME!!!!
kala ko nakakalimutan mo na magpost dahil sa uber busy schedule mo... eh ang exciting pa naman your life.
Puking inang shet na blog ito!
Please wag na magcomment yung mga walang I.Q. keep it up cofi!uber cool blog..
nung unang basa ko sa blog nato.. na hi blood ako.. ngayon naeenjoy ko na.. kudos cofi! wawa nman the driver.. ^_+
I think I heard that sound clip before being used as a ringtone...
Sinong Nanay Mohhhh!!! SINONG NANAY MOOOOHHHH!!!
Hahahaha...
although you hate birthdays, ah basta! Happy Brthday Cofi!
PUTANGINAKANGHAYUFFFFFFFFFFFKAAAAA!!
May araw ka rin sa Diablo siraulo ka. Kung mang api ka ng kapwa kala mo kung sino ka. Mabaho din tae mo ugok! Baka nga may nana na tae mo. Pakshet ka talaga!
Totoo ba yung clip o recorded lang din? Para kasing si Nora Aunor e. Nyahaha!
Nalibugan ako sa sa soundclip mo cofi. Sino ba talaga ang nanay mo? Baka naman si Imee Marcos??!
Borgy Manotoc is that you?
(Shut the hell your mouth up! -Imelda)
Now I dont know what to believe.
Am I just dreaming or is this blog for real?
Grabe ang person behide this blog. Ano ba ang gusto nyang palabasin?
Well, kung sino ka mang ugok ka, etong sayo......................
BUAKANGINA MO! ASSHOLE!
Not funny. Not funny at all. Sori.
Dude pare! Umiinom ka ba ng kape? Pag hindi abay umpisahan mo na ng kabahan ka naman sa mga pinopost mo dito. Baka bukas makalawa ay ikaw naman ang malagay sa mga masa tabloids.
Balita unang ulat: "Isang baklang conio, nirape ng tatlong chonggo."
Now, thats funny!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
put@nq in@nq sh!t ang boring!!!!
erm, hey cofi dude or whatever, get lost you stupid fuck, bryanboy owns your ass. your nanay owns your ass.
hell, i own your hairy ass, bitch.
weee.. welcome back. ^_^ yey.. finally i have something to read again. ^_^ nyweis, Happy Birthday. ^_^
forget the orcs. ^_^
haha, oo nga gago ka daw..sira ulo ka daw..u're the painstaking shit that is utterly despicable..pero shempre bcoz its christmas, u're a bit slightly..gago. haha.. pareh, visit me naman when u take a break from your uber uber busy sked..uutang lang ako ng 20 million sana..wala kase ako barya ,
AHAHHAHAHAH.....!!!!!!!
THE SOUNDCLIP IS RELI DSTURBING, BUT NOT A BIG DEAL UNLESS ONE HAS PROGRESSIVE PERVERSION. HIHIHIH
GOOD LAUGH BEFORE CHRISTMAS. HAHAHH
COPEH, SENO NANAY MU???!!!!
TELL HER PLZ TO MKE ONE MORE YOU...CUZ I NEED MY OWN COPY OF YOU KC COULD HARDLY FIND TIME TO READ THIS BLOG.BEEN BUZZZYY SPREADING LOVE & WORLD PEACE!
NICE ONE NICE 1! MERRY CHRISTMAS COFI!!!
same old shit...
woist, pinabasa lang sa kin to ng kaibigan ko. no initiative watsoever ang pinatak ko man lang para sayangin ang napakahalagang oras ko sa blog mo. ang masasabi ko lang, putanginang pakingsyet! hayup! astig. ang galing. napatawa mo ko. ilang beses akong nagrolling on the floor laughing hanggang lumabas utak sa ilong ko. i just got it back in place. napapalakpak mo ko, dude. as in slamming vigorously ang left at right hand ko to (o wid, paksyetus na grammar yan) each other. teka lang ha, im talking bout the form and not the substance. pero applause pa rin. tae! (uhmm...mga kas, pano nga ulet magbookmark ng site?)
kudos to the writer. wtf's wrong with people who hate this blog anyway? ang saya nga e.
katulongs are supposed to be stupid, i think. we have one who tried doing the laundry without soap.
nice post dude happy new year!!!
happy birthday!
gusto ko blog mo. i have been visiting it once in a while. nakakatawa kasi,.
pare, i love you... mahal na kita! =)
omg! been so long since i last read your blog.. feels so good to finally have a hearty laugh again at all the stupid dukhas... too bad about your driver though.. saa he's natuluyan na lang.. making bawas some of the stupid people in the face of the earth... keep blogging and good luck with the site!!! huggles!!!
yung isang anonymous dyan... his old driver got fired you idiot... The new driver's name is Hilario, ergo the nick HILARIOusly stoopid.. OMG.. you're sooo huli na cofibean news!!!
ano ba yan.. u're soooo sikat na!!
my friends in mindanao know na about your existence...
it's like u're sikat na all over the katutubo nation!
bakla ka!!
Ha ha. Hilariously Stooopid. Ha ha ha. =D
from out of hiatus mode...back into hiatus mode. it looks like you are waiting for more people to leave comments to reassure yourself that people still read your blog before you post another entry. wala na. the magic is gone. panandaliang-aliw that was good while it lasted. quit while you're still ahead. corny na eh. at least, sa ngayon, naalala pa ng tao yung nakakatawa ka pa. orcs will always be bobo and have nothing to lose. you, on the other hand, probably do. sorry, dude. pero trying hard na eh. spin-off blog ka nalang as mang hilario may kakatuwa pa.
Cofi, bakit hindi mo na ina aaprove yung mga comments namin? Sana alisin mo na restriction sa comment box mo para mas masaya magbasa.
"I mean, it's the thought that count naman..." - it's the thought that count ha. kinulang ka sa 's'.
"I'm too fucking good to be true diba? There are some instances pa nga before na I've met some people telling me some stuffs like..." -some stuffs?!
i thought you're good in english. tsk tsk tsk... di pala! you're such a pretender!
you said your a good driver? why don't you prove it! let's race! let's see what you can do..
stop saying the crap that you are fucking good??? if you are really a good man.... how come u criticize econimically marginalized individuals??? even in the 1st world countries.... poor people exist... not all are given a good, and high-paying job.... be thankful you belong to the upper class... another, you are not even a good writer.... akala mo magaling kang magsulat porque.. conio-coniotic ka magsulat... it even makes me think that you are deeply GAY.... i don't care if you don't accept this comment.... its your freedom... I am just exercising my freedom to judge your blog.... bye biatch..
heya, bitch! :)
this person is much of a freak.
kala ko ba taga-makati ka?? you act like a damn bastard na namamalimos sa corners ng ayala.
i pity you. i know na you're NOT RICH just like what ye'r insinuating...
you act soooo jurassic...
you gave me an impression of a faggot na mukhang MAGGOT na walang magawa sa buhay...
fuck up your regrets dude!
and get a life!
you're not filthy rich!
and you don't have the bragging rights of your social status coz in the first place, dapat kang matakot kung mayaman ka..
dahil baka makidnap ka..
they'll scrape your skin off, and then they'll make tapon your yucky body sa pasig river and everything...
anyway you look like a maggot naman...
and u get JINXED to the highest level.Ü
haha. ngayon ko lang nabasa to.
your maid's totally "hilariously stoopid" din eh no.
hahaha!
wow dude pare. taena. natatawa tlga ko saya. ang galing mo. idol tlga kita pare ey!
sino ba yang mga natives na yan? e ikaw, ano ka? hahaha! i love this blogspot.
between the stoopid maid and natives na orcs, anung lahi mu?
3am na, i can't figure out pa din kung san ka nabibilang? Homo? Gods? Aliens?
Sana maghimala si god at wag muna kunin ang mga tulad mong nagiging isa sa reason why I surf the net!
Take care huh, wag masyadong dumikit sa native na orcs at stoopid na maids kasi baka magmukha kang bayong. Really, payong Dyosa lang dot com dot net.
you're so machiavellian boy! not good. you dont call the hoi polois baho orcs. anyway, nice interpretation of feelings. have you read the book the prince by machiavelli. you are so like him! hahaah. one hell of a sociopathtic creep!
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