Shit talaga pare. Been monitoring the dollar exchange rate for the past few days. The piso is gaining some strength na over my dollar account. And I really hate it when the buying power of piso exceeds that of the dollar. I always make papalit pa naman my piso to dollars everytime. I mean, what's happening ba with our economy right now? The last time I've checked a local TV station, all I saw were the crappy Korean Novelas and the iyakan crapolas of Judy Anne and Paolo Pascual. Don't tell me pare, those soap operas made na a huge impact on our economy because the government got huge commissions on the cashed-in ratings of the native tv stations. What the fuck! Kadire naman if that was the root cause of the dollar devaluation diba? I mean, our movie industry can't even compete globally. There's this lumalalang trend to make movie just to satisfy the entertainment needs of the masa and the katulong community. As in to hell na with morals and quality... !%$#!@!!!! I'm still here kaya. I have needs din pare no. What's katawa pa pare is that the government of Pinas is crying out loud for a charter change. I mean, yeah.. charter change my ass! As if naman things will change if they change the kind of government this third world country has. I think instead of changing the government, they need to re-evaluate and kick out some of the incompetent braggadocios holding positions in the katutubo government right now diba?
Just a piece of Cofibean's advice lang pare.... diba this country is striving to uplift the economy and boost the buying power of piso? Why don't we sell na lang kaya the third world Pinas to the Americans and let the brilliant white people take over our government and economy. That will be uber cool pare diba? Instant A-1 economy na, we will have dollar currency pa! Not to mention, less hassle of Visa renewal for me diba. (Up to now pare, I dunno if I was the only one brilliant enough to come up with this excellent solution to the on-going kahirapan of this country. Probably its because I'm that talino kasi pare! As in!)
And siguro pare when that time comes, I guess its ok na to make palampas some callcenter orcs who are looking very much piso but speaking in dollars with a twang pa! Which made my blood sometimes kulo and damn!.... kainis.
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dont talk about political and economic issues dude coz u dont know anything..
wherever u go, whether u change ur skin color.. or no matter how much whitening cream or moisturizers u put on, ur still a filipino...
u should be thankful that u were even born as a filipino...
for ur info, nobody intelligible would use the term third-world country anymore... thats a term being used in the 50s to 80s... thats because when u say third world countries, that would mean low tech, not modernized... but thats not what philippines is... nor is that the term we use to describe other asian countries... or any country in the world for that matter...
the right term to use is either low income, middle income, high income...countries... the measure for this is per capita income.. this is a more objective way to measure living standards... the world bank uses this...
so before u again decide to be politically and economically intelligible, think beforehand if u have the intellectual capacity to handle such issues...
thanks! think very hard dude!
p0ta aios na sana cofibean eh, prehas na tau ng iniicp dun sa unang part pero da hell wit da visa...hahahhah pero aios lang nde ko naman maiicp un kc bata p q! haha...taena....d m talga pnalampas ung sa mga callcenter entities ah!!! idol!!!
siryoso tau ekonomista ah! baka atakihin ka nian..hinay hinay lang pare koy!
Oh i tell you, cofi knows about politics more than you do.,...
he breathes it in like air from imburnal... he's addicted to it! he's a govt official for all you know! he could be, who has learned that he can't do anything about the govt but whine... who can anyway, and i dnt give a damn!!!
we have a sick govt, bcuz it's run by sick people.who pretends they're what ??!!!! intellect !? the FUCK. their ass !!
and right now, skin color doesn't matter that much glutathione industry is growing fast.that's likely saying, if gluta has made it's way to melanin reduction, then it's not impossible--
who knows, cofi's blog is our only hope !!!!! haha
halatang sinadyang maliin yung "judy anne" tsaka "paolo pascual" tsk, tsk..
@ekonomista
I would have to disagree with you there. I'm sure you know this blog wasn't meant to be technical and precise. Try to broaden your perspective and observe the comical, half-assed metaphors and you might notice what all this is really about. It doesn't take an expert to express one's dismay and thirst for progress... and one will do it in any way he sees fit.
Sure were all "proud" Filipino's, but are we acting like one? Aren't we slowly turning into a country of mindless nescient beings who think everything will be ok as long as these dignified politicians tell us everything will be alright? It's okay as long as people continue to adjust to the lowering standards of living? We lack the national gravitas to actually confront reality as it is which is truly sad... so why not simply just rant and express one's dismay as an act of defying such a society? Search for the term "Balikbayan Orcs" and also "Balikbayan Overlords" and see how proud Filipinos we are.
I think the use of "Third World" perfectly fits this kind of blog, however politically incorrect you think it may be. Are we really a "developing" middle or low-income country? Sure (we are), but then what matters the most is how we express this and what kind of impact it will have on the readers.
@cofi
Your pedagogy of the Filipino "Orcish" Zeitgeist is a work of literary genius and never ceases to amaze me. Keep it up!
Also, just for the fun of it:
Hindi ba mejo too late na para ampunin pa tayo ng mga kano? Maghihirap lang sila pag inabsorb pa nila tayo. Maging "Third World" narin sila niyan sa dami natin heheh. Plus, perhaps we can wait for the old generation of corrupt politicians to die out na muna malapit nanaman din mamatay mga tatang na yan give them 5-10 years then we can talk business. Pati we don't want Osama eyeing on our "Third World" airports and malls. Let's wait for him to die narin muna diba before tayo mag pa ampon. I bet thos Balikbayan Orcs and Overlords won't be too happy about that coz maging "equals" nalang tayo lahat with them.
Heheheh... just a supporting response.
well, i thought of selling the philippines to the US too, but that would be a compromise for our national identity. i have been reading your blog for quite a long time and i really find it amusing rather than brilliant. no doubt about it.
just go on with your writing style. it makes me feel good. it really makes me feel that there are indeed losers in this world. you are not as popular as you claim yourself to be!
LOSER!
Quote--Just a piece of Cofibean's advice lang pare.... diba this country is striving to uplift the economy and boost the buying power of piso? Why don't we sell na lang kaya the third world Pinas to the Americans and let the brilliant white people take over our government and economy--Unquote.
--The Americans have long bought the country. To say that we are independent is an insult to them and a pain in the fucking ass of the Filipinos.
The Americans, fyi, are running the Philippines and controlling the lives of the Filipinos. Their system is on us as they force on us, impose on us and dictate us.
And yet we are still gasping. Truth to tell is that the Americans are not God...they are in the country because they want to remain as powerful they assume they are.
They are not here for the simple reason that they are generous. The word is INTEREST.
Oh well, I thank those who helped me with my political awakening. Or else I will be licking America's ass.
on kicking out incompetent political asses: I'd say throw them all away! they are all bunch of useless bs.
on selling the country: well, i don't think they are interested in the first place.
on crappy telenovelas: a little harsh... nevertheless, too true!
on ekonomista's comment :
to- meito to- mato...well, whatever euphemism you use, the fact still remains that we were and still is a third world country. Calling us "low income country" is an understatement. We should really stop sugar-caoting these things.Nothing is ever going to change the fact that we were once considered 3rd world. Accepting it is actually a step to making things better for us. Truth hurts, but that's life. So what are you going to do about it?
Tama naman ang spelling ng Judy Anne a.
Cofibean's idealism isn't really that bad. Actually, the so-called "modernized" society we filipinos are quite "enjoying" doesn't make us any better than a third-world country. We can't even make a drastic agricultural development, so how could we even be close to being modernized? Remember, before achieving modernization, an Asian country strengthens agricultural first.
Tignan na lang natin ang Korea, pinalakas muna nila ang agri bago mag modernize.
Let's not negate instantly what cofibean said about the Filipinos being sold to Americans. He has a big point there anyway. American colonialism evolved into "Neo-Colonialism" were in we people are made to think that we are free, were in we're really not.
Also about dun sa Charter change, cofi's right dun. Hindi naman charter change ang solution dun eh. Nagbabago nga tayo nang systema pero ang mukha na tumatayo bilang mga ulo sa pulitika ay pare-parehas. People wants change, oo gusto natin lahat, pero ayun nga hindi man lang napapalitan ang mga mukha? Pano na lang tayo, if cha2x came to existence? Kawawa na lang tayo..
Sa blog na to, makaka kita ka nang ka-conyohan, eurocentrism, at iba't ibang mga kagaguhan pero dito ko rin nakita na may substance din pala si cofi. May sense siya at very commendable ang kanyang writing skills.
ang bait mo na talaga cofibean. pati kalagayan ng bansa inaalala mo na. hindi ka na katulad nung dati.
For me, cofibean has been the same asshole just like he was before. I'm not amused to his writing. I don't even know how come I am commenting here.. dammit!
Masyado namang intellectual ang mga comments ngayon. I don't see any sense naman sa pinost ni cofibean. I guess ang mga nagcomment sa itaas ay yung mga tinatawag na intellectual orcs. Yun bang pipiliting kumuha ng reason from something na wala namang katuturan. Let us take for example Jose Rizal, wala namang kwenta yung El Filibusterismo at Noli Me Tangere nya. Gawan ba ng kahulugan ang mga nasusulat doon. For me, lahat kayo ay bullshit. Magsama-sama kayong lahat. Isama nyo na pati ang bulok nyong gobyerno. Dahil sawang-sawa na ako sa mga panlolokong ginagawa ng mga pulitikong nasa pwesto ngayon. Sukang-suka na ako sa halos lahat ng bagay na puro na lang intelektual. Tulad na lang ng umamin si Gloria na nandaya sya on national tv. Tang-inang intellect yan, up to now, dinedebate pa kung nandaya pa sya e umamin na nga. Nahahayblad na ako sa kali-kaliwang hearing. AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Hope I made sense.
TO annonymous #14
No you made no sense... yan ang hirap pag di intellectual like you.
maybe you should think before you speak... or write for that matter.
if you find this nonesense at walang katuturan, then why the hell are you wasting your time reading these things and writing a comment pa? you amuse me. hahaha.
to anonymous na nalilito sa kali-kaliwang hearing at sumigaw ng AAAAAAAAAH!,
delikado yang lagay mo. madali kang mamanipulate at mauutakan ng mga taong gustong mag take advantage sa kakulangan mong mag comprehend sa mga kasalukuyang bagay na nangyayari sa iyong paligid. baka nga isa ka na sa mga pumirma doon sa pro-charter change movement ng hindi mo nalalaman.
hayaan mo't tutulungan kita. kung hindi mo maintindihan si rizal at ang el filibusterismo, nandiyan naman si andres bonifacio para maka relate ung mga medyo nalilito at natatarantang tao tulad mo. at isa pa, hindi umamin si gloria sa national tv, umepal lang siya kayat pinag aawayan parin isyu na yan hanggang ngayon. kung hindi na tlga makayanan ng utak mo mga simpleng isyu at bagay na iyan, sumaibang bansa ka na lamang mas mag survive ka pa doon... thats if nandito ka pa sa pinas.
Charter change? NEVER. Put that on the shirts and let's go to edsa baby.*nikkie*
E kung di ka pala tanga e. Ikaw ang epal. Totoo namang nonsense ang pinost nya e. Masyado lang kayong mga patawa tulad ng author ng blog na ito. Pakshet kayong lahat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^^ Bobo orc alert @ mr. "pakshet"
I salute your intelligence to capture the interest of the people. I find it funny & real cool that people over-react on your blog posts.
Your last note about the 'call-center orcs'...yup we have the same thoughts. Mukhang ulikba pero kung magsalita...it's like an American trapped in an Aeta's body.
Stay cool pare!
paano ba yan cofibean? hanggang 29 ka lang pala sa pinoytopblogs. ngayon nga bagsak ka na sa 31. akala ko ba mas sikat ka kay bryanboy? eh kahit nga si pinoy cook mas sikat sa yo eh. hahaha!
ewwww...
mr. cofi, you have become one of the orkish populi na kaya. bakeet pati bah ang ekonomiya ng pilipines eh pinakikialaman moh? you shouldn't make worry too much naman. sigeh kah, bakah dumami pa yang mga wrinkles moh sa noo, sayang lang ang mga botox shots at gluta na iniinom moh.
you really shouldn't think about the exchange rate kaya, you have a lot of money naman kayah, so a few mere centavos shouldn' really bother you naman.
but talaga naman napaka-briliant ng ideas moh... i really think that you'd become a very great leader... siguro mas okey, when you make a proposal in terms of your economic view and then later on present it to congress.
di bah? I'm quite sure that most people in the congress would be too booh-booh to even comprehend your ideas noh.
why dont you write a book na lang kaya...
WHOOOAAAHHH !!! TOO SERIOUS THERE PEOPLE. I DNT READ THE NEWS... I ONLY READ COFI'S BLOG HAHA
BUT TRUE TO YOUR WORD, OUR GOVT SUCKS AND MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST WAIT FOR THE OLDIES TO DIE AND LEAVE US ALL IN MINIMAL CHAOS. AND YEAH,TO EKONOMISTA, TRY TO GET AWAY FROM "SUGAR-COATED" IDEALISM OF YOURS. THAT THOUGHT BELONGS TO MINDLESS ORCS AND FUCKIN' GOVT OFFICIALS. IF YOU WANT, WE CAN ACTUALLY CONTACT A FRND OF MINE WHO BUYS OLD RUGGED MEAT AS EXTENDER FOR "ALPO" PRODUCTS. THAT WAY WE'RE HELPING THE HELPLESS PINAS. RIGHT COFI? I'LL LOOK FORWARD TO READING MORE OF GOVT DUMBASS!!
WHAT WILL PINAS DO WITHOUT YOU?!!!! SAD.
TO ANONYMOUS "BOBO ORC ALERT" I SALUTE YOUR LITTLE FOREHEAD AND VIAL REDUCED BRAIN. HAHAHHA...
TANGA! BORING KANG KAUSAP WAG KANG SUMALI D2 KAW AND PAKING SHIT !!!! YOU HAVE AN EXXXXAAAGGGERRRAAATTTEEEDDDD SENSE OF SELF THERE. WAKE UP. KNOCK OFF YOUR LITTLE SKULL. MAGSUOT KA NG SHIRT MAG 1 MO NIKIE,SORI GURL TANGA KA MDYO SA NXT BLOG KA NALNG MAG COMMENT BKA YOU'D FEEL ATOMIC BELONGINGNESS.ENG ENG..!
FUCK YOU ALL.
@Cofibean - fuck you asshole. Once my team hunts you down, you're dead meat. You're gonna regret having learned to read and write you faggot.
Hay naku cofi, ignore the pinoytopblogs. You have solid followers here. Halos lahat kami dito sa office nagbabasa ng blog mo. Yung iba sa pinoytopblogs kaya nagrarank ay dahil punong-puno ng mga search tags. Sayo, talagang binabasa. Ika nga ng isang sikat na SEO, it's all about the content that made your visitors stay. Your blogworth is a whole lot more naman compared to those orcs no. So fuck the hits. Cheers! Keep it up! WE SOLIDLY LOVE YOU! AS IN!
Waah! I want to be your friend na Cofi!!!
dun sa putang-inang anonymous na nagsabi ng "Nahahayblad na ako sa kali-kaliwang hearing. AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
puta ang ina mo, wag mo idamay dito si Rizal at ang iba pang mga bayani natin noon. sila ang mga totoong tao, bwisit ka!!! kung nakikita lang sana nila ang kalagayan natin ngayon... siguro ganito sasabihin nila... MGA PUTANG-INA NYONG LAHAT!!! SANA DI NA KAMI NAGPAKAMATAY PARA SA INYO... AABUSUHIN AT BABABUYIN NYO LANG PALA BANSA NATIN... TANG-INA!!! KAYONG LAHAT NA LANG SANA ANG NAMATAY!!!
shit pare ang brilliant mo
ito lang ha..people abhor so much the government when all they could do is complain..then they should fckin run for presidency or whatever position and we'll see if they handle PI pare.
hirap kc complain lang complain mga tao eh pabigat din cla sa economy..they dont do something for a change
Think not of what your country can do to you but think about what you can do for your country.
John F. Kennedy
Mr. cofi, bakit yung ibang posts ko dito sa comment box mo ay hindi ko pa rin nababasa? Hope i-approve po nila. thanx.
to mo?
people complain because they see the errors of this country and they just wana do somethin about it, not jsut coz they wana waste people's time. pag nakikita mong binababoy na ang pinas ng mga baboy na tao, magbubulag bulagan ka nalang ba in the name of "stability and progress"? sa tingin mo ba tunay na uunlad na ang pinas dahil lang pinalampas natin ang mga kababuyan na yan? parang sinabi mo narin na pabigat lang sila rizal at andres bonifacio nung nakita nila ang hirap na dinanas natin dati...
at the very least you could express your dismay about it so other people will know na hindi na maganda ginagawa ng mga baboy na yan. the only problem is hindi magkasundo mga tao to take action kasi kulang pa sa sila sa sampal sa mukha at dahil narin nabubulag pa ng pera at kaswapangan ang karamihan.
but i agree that people should do somethin for a change... they should stand up and back up their words with action, but never back out when it comes to priciples, virtue, and justice. hindi natin pwedeng talikuran yan lalo na ngayon
Wala akong pakialam sa mga namatay na bayani o kung bayani nga silang matatawag. Kung di dahil sa kanila, sana ay hawak pa rin tayo ng America at mga american citizens pa rin tayo. sana ay hindi na lang sila umepal. Sana ngayon ay hindi tayo nahihirapan sa ekonomiya natin. Sana wala ng mahirap. Sana nga hindi na rin nahihirapan si cofibean na magrenew ng visa nya. Pero dahil sa mga KUPAL AT EPAL na mga BAYANING yan ay eto tayo ngayon. Pinapahirapan ng mga kurakot na nasa posisyon. Kung pwede lang sanang pumatay sa pamamagitan ng kulam ay dati ko na ginawa. Marami akong gustong patayin na nasa posisyon. Sa dahilang sila ang nagpapahirap sa ating lahat! MGA ANIMAL! HAYOK SA YAMAN NG BAYAN. MGA KURAKOT! MAMATAY NA KAYONG LAHAT! TANGINA NYO! PUKING INA NYO! BWAKANGINA NYO!
Kahit papaano ay may sense rin pala itong cofi na to. Kala ko puro kagaguhan lang.
Mukhang ngayon lang ako medyo sumangayon sayo Mr.Bean. fuck shit nga ang baba na ng dollar. kaya nagdedemand narin ako ng mataas na singil sa mga foreign clients ko. Dyahe kasi yung 1000usd lang kong kita lumiliit ng lumiliit value. And ito pa napapansin ko. Tataas ang dollar tataas din ang mga bilihin, bababa ang dollar di na bababa ang mga bilihin. kaya sa tingin ko tumataas ng tumataas ang cost of living sa PI. well sinong may sabing wala nang gumagamit ng term na 3rd world country. eh tawag nga sa mga designer sa bansa natin ng mga cliente ko 3rd world designers... Ouch! in fairness may sense ka ngayon Mr.bean. pero sablay parin eh.. kasi kung uber yaman ka bakit ka nagwoworry sa depreciating dollar? Duh?? onga pala fiction kalang. sensia na.. hehehe
Oh my goolay! Ano ba itong napuntahan ko? Magugunaw na ba ang mundo?
bakit karamihan ng mga tao dito ang tatapang pero halos lahat "anonymous".. meron pang isan na nagtataka bakit sha nagcocomment.. ok lang na magcomment ng negative kay cofibean na pure english basta tama ang grammar... hehehe!!!
kakatawa talaga tong blog mo... hehehe!!
your blog just made me laugh my migraine away!!
mga ano(anonymous): tama si Mr. Bean, he needs our all out support. Pag lalong yumaman si Mr. Bean dalhin nya tayong lahat sa States. Dont think he's fictitious mga ano... Mr. Bean is for real and he's here to save the planet and our lahi...
whew. tama ka diyan. kadiri talaga pag yun ang root cause.
damn!
saya ng blog mo. hehe. kahit na aktibo ako ngayon sa lipunan, hindi maitatangging may punto ka sa mga sinasabi mo.
CHARTER CHANGE OUR ASS, PARE. Bullshit yun! Hehe. ;-)
kung seseryosohin ninyo ang mga sinusulat ni Cofi.. kayo ang baliw... basta ako.. natutuwa ako sa mga sinusulat niya.. lalo na yong part na.. talk like dollars but looks like piso... hahahhaha
Dati marami pakong napapanuod na quality tv shows at cartoons at inaantabayanan ko talaga mga palabas noon. Puro halong tagalog at english languages pa ang mga palabas at maraming educational and intelligent shows na mapapanuod kaya't kahit papano ay natututo parin amg mga tao. Kahit iyoong mga anime na "Robotech", "Thunder Sub", "Astro Boy" at iba pang cartoons ay english.
Ngayon ibang iba na. Naka sentro na sa masa ang mga local tv stations na ito dahil dito sila kumikita ng malaki kahit na PABOBO NA NG PABOBO MGA PALABAS NA PINAPAKITA NILA. Kaya lalong bumobobo mga tao ngayon dahil din sa kakulangan sa part ng mga tv stations na yan na magpalabas ng mga intelligent and educational programs at sa halip ay nagpapalabas nalang sila ng mga tungkol sa "LOVE", "SEX", "PA-CUTE" and "VIOLENCE" at nakasentro nalang lahat sa mga lalong yumayaman na artistang puro nalang PA-CUTE, walang katuturan, katarantaduhan at kalaswaan naman ang pinapakita.
Tama si Cofi, we all have needs at lahat tayo ay citizens dito sa pinas at hindi lang dapat puro MASA MASA MASA nakasentro ang lahat porket malaki ang pinagkakakitaan nila sa social class na iyoon. May responsibilidad din ang mga tv stations na yan SA LAHAT NG MAMAMAYAN SA PINAS na bigyan lahat tayo ng MAGANDANG SERBISYO.
HINDI DAPAT TULUYANG HAYAANG BUMABA AT MADEGRADE ANG STANDARD OF LIVING NGA LAHAT NG TAO PORKET MAS NAKAKARAMI SA MGA KAPATID NATIN ANG MAHIRAP!
Charter Change? Isang malaking kababuyan nanaman yan nakakasuka na talaga... Wala na bang makakapag pigil sa mga hayop na yan??? Asan na ang patriotism at vigilance ng mga pilipino? Wala na ba? Kupas na?
Ayan nailabas ko na... ganda na pakiramdam ko :)
As if naman things will change if they change the kind of government this third world country has. I think instead of changing the government, they need to re-evaluate and kick out some of the incompetent braggadocios holding positions in the katutubo government right now diba?
Exactly.
Well, the katutubo bit might be arguable, but the general idea has never been more correct.
o0 nga I prefer reading cofi's blog than to read the newspaper! haha. pero sino ba dito expert sa paggwa ng blog? tulungan nio naman ako oh!!!! e-mail q. dreal_spidey@yahoo.com cge na....cge na.....ung mrunong den gumwa ng skin wit da help of photoshop o kng anu pa man....p2long....
krayola,
Mukhang kulang-kulang ata mga kulay mo. Dagdagan mo pa variety mo at mag upgrade ka na from 16 to 24-colors or else nobody will care to buy you and your shallow words.
Talagang hindi natin malalaman ang mangyayari sa bansa kung walang mga tao na magbibigay pansin at aksyon sa mga bagay na dapat tugunan.
Mas mabuti pa ang maging REKLAMADOR at pagbigyang pansin ang mga kababuyan na nangyayari sa paligid mo kaysa sa maging BADING, mag maang-maangan at magbulag-bulagan nalang kahit na alamo na puro kababuyan na nangyayari sa paligid mo.
Kaya anong masama sa mag reklamo kung maganda naman ang pakay mo? And why not take action kung alamo mo naman palang maaari itong makagawa ng mabuti para sa bansa mo? Regardless of whatever the outcome may be?
Har..Har...he has to renew his visa..poor boy
Har..Har...he has to renew his visa..poor boy
isa ka bang coconut?
Never have I seen a blog na maraming comments per entry. There are some sa Pinoytopblogs na masyadong maraming hits pero bihira lang mga comments sa mga posts nila. I commend you Mr. Cofi for the reactions you stirred on your readers. Ang galing!
Cofi The Great!!! you are a prophet how can you see the future. Your 1 dollar will soon be ONLY 45 pisos or even less kaya benta mo na Mr. Cofi ... ika NGA... BOOOOOOYAH!!!!
SELL PARE SELL AND THAT'S INSTINCT I KNOW YOU'RE SMART/TALINO/AND MOST OF ALL YOU DONT NEED DOLLARS TO GO BACLARAN...
BOOOYAH COFE BOOYAHHHHHHH!!!! IF I WERE U I'D BUY OIL STOCKS SAYANG... I SOLD SOME SHARES LATELY... SHET COFI I SOLD THEM KASI BUMABA DIN...
MANOK TUKAIN MO NGA YAN SI KOKONUT
SAKA MO IIPOT POTPOT... TEEHEE...
COFI WE ADORE THEE!!!
this is so kapugaran ng fighting of airheads... damn it! get a kulungan ng manok and make sabong to each other.
and please... it's so apparent that Cofi is just a made-up personality turned celebrity to these simpletons.
go get a life... or make sabong forever. hehe.
HOY KRAYOLA! Anong ginagawa mo dito??? Niyahahahaha. MAGRALLY KA NA NGA!
cocky cock kakatawa naman pangalan mo. i would prefer "dickhead" though
nobody really cares whether the blog owner exists or not, people (simpleton and faggot dorks alike) just wana have a "good time" ranting and all that so unless you want to join the "fun" yourself, fuck off, ignore this blog and (YOU) go get a life :P
for a person who speaks like a total prick.. you make a whole lot of sense...
nice pick of voice... makes me wanna punch every person who speaks just like you but makes no sense at all face in,, to check if i could knowck some sense in them...
it's like kris aquino with democratic wit of lets say,,, meriam defensor... in a layman kinda way... bottom line.. u cannot be more annoyingly arrogant but waaaah iM diggin u!
u got me stupid! *cheers!*
~ruthieONreefaz~
wow pare...u are now officialy my idol...
haha...i won a debate dati during first year highschool....the topic was "Are you in favor of making Philippines a part/ a state of the United States?" and syempre...just like you...I was in favor...
tamang tama talaga yung sinabi mo about katulong-quality movies...i mean...here in the Philippines, people dont get tired of watching Sam Milby, Judy Anne and Ai Ai de las Alas. I mean, when will they ever wake up!
Im so anti-local talaga...
talaga pare...I absolutely agree in every single word that you've said...
PS:
Obliterate all masa orcs!
'know what? you're sooo selfish :P
cofibean...ur mockery and ridicule never fails to amuse me...ur one helluva ingenious writer....i fully support you!!!and to those who make away and corrects cofibean...READ HIS DISCLAIMER NOH!!! and if his site pisses you off...YOU ARE REALLY ONE STUPID BOBO ORC!AH!NOT JUST AN ORC, AN URUK-HAI PA!!!AND IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT AN ORC & AND AN URUK-HAI IS...
KILL URSELF PEA-BRAIN!!!
ur an ass licker arbie! haha wag mo ng dagdagan c cofibean, tama na at sia lang ang nagiisang elite dito, lolz...pero tama talga sia don sa "katulong qualiti mubis" haha....
pisawt!
mga putangina niyo lahat! ang haba-haba pa ng mga sinulat niyo! pa-intelektuwal pa kayo puro naman kayo walang alam! mamatay na kayo mga orcs!
You're right cofi, nakakairita na nga rin ang stereotyped telenovelas and teleseryes. It's not good to watch, nakakabobo na sobra, they make the natives more bobo pa. Pati rin naman yung mga actors nila, they are not gifted with talents. They are all craps.
DEAR COCKY COCK,
MAY I SUGGEST CHANGE IN NAME TO "KNOCK MY COCK" ---SUITS YOU.
WHY? U CN FEED YOUR PEA SIZED BRAIN SA MGA MANOK SA SABUNGAN AS YOU CALL IT PARA NAMAN KAHIT PAPANO MAY SILBI KA RIN. HAHA
TADO!!! WE ARE HAVING FUN HERE, FUCK OFF AND SAVE UR COCK FROM SENSELESS COCKING.
RESPECTFULLY COCKING YOU OFF,
ME
I LIKE PANDESAL AND HYPERMANIC --MASAYA KAUNG KAUSAP. HAHAH
CHEERS !!!
MERON AKONG VOODOO VOODOO DOLL KULAMIN NATIN ANG MGA TARANTADONG OFFICIALS AT MGA TANGANG SUMASALI SA USAPAN DITO NA ALANG KONTING HUMOR NA DUMADALOY SA DUGO NILA. YUNG MGA ANONYMOUS NA PATI BAYANI SINASALI--PAKING SHIT TADO TALAG MAG ISIP--AT C COCKY COCK. BUT OF COURSE WITHOUT YOU, I WOULDN'T FIND PLEASURE TO SAY ALL THESE.
THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY FILLED WITH NOTHING LESS THAN FUN.
mabuhay ang kape!
Grabe, ang daming feeling famous by association dito sa comments. Sila siguro yung mga writer wannabes na ni iota ng creativity ay wala. Tsk... tsk... tsk...
Boring ka na cofibean.
Grabe, ang daming feeling famous by association dito sa comments. Sila siguro yung mga writer wannabes na ni iota ng creativity ay wala. Tsk... tsk... tsk...
Boring ka na cofibean.
Cofi paano nga pala pag naging state na tayo e di wala na trabaho mga anak ng politikos natin.baka i ban nila this site cofi. i'm gonna miss u.
huy cofi wala namang ganyanan. magaganda na mga local dramas sa tv sa ngayon. just try watching one.
at saka yung mga pa-intelektwal dyan pwede ba manahimik na lang. the term "third world" is still used in a lot of development literature. maybe not in the same sense as low, middle or high-income but the term "third world" still makes sense. in the first place, it was never used only to classify countries in terms of income but it referred to countries that neither belonged to the the group of advanced countries (first world) or communist countries (third world). they were seen as an arena for the cold war. but even now that the cold war is over, it still makes sense since most of these countries that sprouted after world war 2 have the legace of colonialism, and the same problems of poverty. there you go. halatang di ka pa nakakapag-development economics nagmamaganda ka na.
-spss
bakit what's wrong ba with people who make honest-to-goodness living by working in call centers? i mean valid siguro tirahin nyo yung mga taga-call centers na posers at walang modo. pero for a few, good call center peeps na nananahimik at trabaho lang na walang personalan --- give us a break. peace out.
TO WHAT ITS WORTH I GUESS ITS ABOUT TIME FOR ME TO POST WHHAT I HAVE TO SAY. I'VE BEEN AN AVID READER OF THIS BLOG FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW. AND I MUST SAY THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'M GOING TO COMMENT HERE. SO HERE IT GOES:
Regarding the local movies:
Yes, I think talagang nawala na ang quality and sense sa mga palabas ngayon ng mga local TV stations natin. Ako mismo ay sukang-suka na sa mga walang kalidad na pelikulang nagsusulputan dito sa Pilipinas ngayon. Ang mga batang wala pa sa hustong gulang na pinaparehas sa kapwa nila bata at naghahalikan ay hindi magandang halimbawa para sa mga batang manonood. Nasan na ba ang MTRCB kung kailangan mo sila? Its not about the morality anymore kundi kung sino ang makakakuha ng mas mataas na rating. Wala na ang mabubuting asal na dapat sana ay pinapakita nila sa bawat palabas. Bagkus ang nakikita natin ay ang mga walang kamatayang love story ng mga bubot pang mga bata. Halos ang lahat ng programa ay bumubulok sa isipan ng bawat manonood. Andyan ang mga depressing na istorya ng paghihiwalay at mga loveteams na walang ginawa kundi magpacute. sa mga pelikuala ngayon ay wala ka ng mapupulot kundi ang mga madamdaming iyakan, patayan, seks, halikan at kung anu-anu pa na puro basura. Isa itong malinaw na halimbawa ng iresponsabling pagtataguyod ng mga istasyon. Kaya naman lumala na ang bilang ng maagang pagbubuntis sa mga kabataan dahil sa moralidad na ipinapakita nila ngayon sa telebisyon. Tama na. itigil na ang basurang pagpapalabas ng mga walang kabuluhang programa. Ibalik ang mga dekalidad at responsableng mga palabas. Tigilan na rin ang pagpapares ng mga bata bilang magsyota sa mura nilang edad dahil hindi ito tama.
Tungkol naman sa Gobyerno:
Siguro nga ang sinabi ni Cofibean ay isa sa pinakamatalinong solusyon sa problema natin ngayon sa kasalukuyang administrasyon. Tuluyan ng nawalan ng bibig ang mga Pilipino sa kanilang nadarama. Para tayong binusalan ng mga walang kwentang pulitiko para manahimik at wag ng makialam sa pagpapatakbo ng Pilipinas. Ang mahalaga lang para sa kanila ay hindi ang kapakanan ng mga Pilipino kundi kung paano magkamal ng mas malaki pang salapi mula sa kaban ng bayan. Tuluyan na nga tayong nabulag at nabingi pag bayan na ang pinagusapan. Wala ng saysay ang Edsa. Wala na ring saysay ang sinapit ng mga bayani natin. Dahil tayo mismo ay naging alipin na lang kung ano ang ididikta ng walang kwentang pamamahala ng kasalukuyang administrasyon sampu ng iba pang nakaupo na nasa posisyon. Tunay ngang basura na ang pinilakang tabing ngunit mas mahirap isipin na basura na rin pati ang gobyerno na sana ay nangangalaga sa kapakanan ng bawat Pilipino.
Isa po akong Pilipino. At tulad nyo ay bulag na rin ako at pipi sa hinaing ng mga kababayan nating naghihirap sa kawalan ng suporta mula sa ating gobyerno. Manhid na ako sa tuwing makakakita ng mga skwater na nagkalat sa kamaynilaan. Mga pamilyang walang disenteng matirhan dahil sa kahirapan sa buhay. Wala na din akong pakialam sa sunod-sunod na nakawan at holdapan sa saan mang dako ng Pilipinas. Sino ba ang dapat sisihin kung kulang ang kinikita ng isang ama upang itaguyod ng maayos ang kanyang pamilya. Sino nga ba?
Siguro ay hanggang dito na lang muna. Nawa'y unawain ninyo na ang naisulat ko ngayon sa comment box ni Cofibean ay isang personal na opinyon lamang sa kung ano ang aking nararamdaman sa makabagong Pilipinas sa ngayon. Siguro nga ay tama na muna ito dahil papasok pa ako bilang isang CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE o CALLCENTER sa Makati.
Magandang araw sa inyong lahat.
Siguro nga ay tama na muna ito dahil papasok pa ako bilang isang CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE o CALLCENTER sa Makati.
hijo, i don't think you're a callcenter.
What made you say that I'm not a callcenter agent?
Siguro nga ay tama na muna ito dahil papasok pa ako bilang isang CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE o CALLCENTER sa Makati.
di ikaw yung callcenter, coz that will make you the company/office ;b
Anyway, against nga pala si cofi sa mga orcs... the call center reps
PUTANGINA MO ANG ARTE ARTE MO, KALA MO ANG YAMAN YAMAN MO PUTANGINA KA. BAKLA KA HAYOP KA, HAVE YOU HEARD OF MAC, SIGURO HINDI PA KC NAKA WINDOWS XP KA PA RIN, MALAMANG PIRATED PA YANG COPY MONG YAN TANGINA MO. MAGPAKANTOT KA N LNG SA ASO PUTANGINA KA
got your point PINoY AKO.
tama ka, pero hirap maging pipi o bingi. dapat we start on something over and over and over and and over and over and over and over again.
boooooyaahhhhh COFI!
WATCH TECH STOCKS.
Grabe ang hahaba naman ng mga comments dito!
kaya lumakas ang piso its because of all the call center orcs and nurse/ofw orcs sila ang nagpasok ng dollar dito... hahaha nakaganti sila sayo where it most hurts for you sa wallet mo!
loves it! :D
EI GUYS !! B GRATEFUL TO COFI THAT HE'S PROVIDNG U WIDER OPPORTUNITY TO RELEASE STRESSFUL EMOTIONS. KAYA NYO YAN CGE, LET'S ALL ARGUE BOTTOMLINE IS OUR GOVT RELI SUCKS HIHIHIHI
THAT'S BEYOND SUGAR-COATING ABILITY OF ANY1 IN EXISTENT ---
UNLESS THAT CERTAIN PERSON IS YOU AND DOESN'T EVEN CARE TO OBSERVE THIS FREAKIN' SITUATION SURROUNDING US...SUFFOCATING 3RD WORLD WE'RE IN. MAKING A DIFFERENCE IS NOT REALLY GOING TO RALLY AND BURNING BANDERITAS OR KILLING SOMEONE WASTE OF CEMETERY SPACE YAN AH... BUT JUST BY LETTING UR OPINIONS OUT ENCOURAGE SOME PEOPLE TO CONTINUE WITH THE FIGHT THAT MOST OF US DNT GO FOR.
EH KC GANUN NA TLGA, D PWEDE LAHAT MAGSISIGA NG APOY.
WELL WELL... LIFE IS A MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE ANYWAY. DEFECTIVE GOVT IS WHAT WE HAVE, SO MAKE THE MOST OF IT NALNG AND DO WHATEVER YOU CAN AND IF IT DOESN'T GO YOUR WAY, THEN LET GO OF SUCH DESIRE. LIFE IS SHORT PROCEED TO NEXT BEST THING.
HAAY!!! THIS--- IS PATHETIC!!! U ANONYMOUS HAS VERY WELL DEVELOPED YOUR PSYCHOTIC TREND. IS THIS ALL YOU CAN SAY? GIVE US CRAZY THOUGHTS TO ARGUE. UR PATHETIC-- (ALL CAPS)! PARA NAMN SA MGA TAGA CALL CENTER, NO OFFENSE, BE GLAD KASALI KAU SA USAPAN,PUTS U CLOSE TO PEDESTAL, NOT BAD, HAHAHAH... HAVE FUN !
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PUTANGINA MO ANG ARTE ARTE MO, KALA MO ANG YAMAN YAMAN MO PUTANGINA KA. BAKLA KA HAYOP KA, HAVE YOU HEARD OF MAC, SIGURO HINDI PA KC NAKA WINDOWS XP KA PA RIN, MALAMANG PIRATED PA YANG COPY MONG YAN TANGINA MO. MAGPAKANTOT KA N LNG SA ASO PUTANGINA KA
La bang bagong post cofi...we need some amusement right here...
seems like other people are having so much fun reading you cofibean. apparently though, mas mahahaba na comments nila kaysa sa mga posts mo. sa mga walang pakundangan magcomment ng sobrang haba, mahiya naman kayo kay cofi. if you have something to say, write in in your own blogs. and whats with the name-calling? lahat tayo pantay-pantay, kung katayuan lang sa buhay ang sukatan ninyo ng mataas at mababa sa lipunan, maling konsepto ata yun. masyadong superficial.
peace :)
bobo orcs amuse me.
Please leave your US-patronizing fanaticism to your own colon, cofi, as it won't solve the problems of our country. Do I need to mention Iraq?
iba ugali ng mga tao sa iraq and most certainly hindi tayo tulad nila na ganun ka extreme. iba culture at way of life nila sa atin so no comparison should be made with regards to them and us.
hahaha! mas nakakaaliw pa yung mga comments dito kaysa dun sa actual entry. hehe.
hypermanic, you're right about what you said, but my comment was posted as an expression to the point of view that America isn't as ideal as we may think. Actually, no country's ever perfect. Thinking that being colonized by America will solve our country's problem is, at best dilettante and at worst, idiotic. The commentaries made by mr. cofibean, without regards to what the Republicans have did to the country (and the world), is an extravagant display of arrogance, fanaticism and ignorance.
well what you said was true... that's if you will take cofi's "ideas" for granted. then again, what a way to display political sarcasm! we can only do so much as to raise ludicrous statements against such incompetence in the part of the current government.
someone has to do the dirty work and reinterpret all these national issues and concerns in an entirely different way... perhaps eye-catchingly controversial.
right now si cofi ang "tulisan"
Mukhang sobrang busy ngayon ni Mr. Cofi ah! Bakit wala pa ring update? Sana mag-update na para naman maalis na stress ko thats been killing me lately.
Please pose more!
talaga naman. pati forex ay nalagay na sa blog na ito. iba ka! idol talaga!
GUYS! SANA NAPANOOD NYO ANG EXPOSE NG HBO ABOUT THE IRAQ BOMBING CONCERCING THE AL QEADA AND SADDAM HUSSEIN. MERON PALANG PERSONAL MOTIVES ANG 9-11 BOMBING. HERE'S A BIT OF TRIVIA FOR YOU GUYS, ALAM NYO BA NA ANG COMPANY BEHIND THE MANUFACTURE OF WAR EQUIPMENTS NA GINAMIT NG US SA IRAQ INVASION PARA HABULIN SI BIN LADEN AT SADDAM AY ANG DEFENSE ONE NA MERONG MALAKING SHARES ANG PAMILYA NI BINLADEN? BECAUSE OF THE 9-11 BOMBING, KUMITA NG BILYONG DOLYAR AGAD ANG KUMPANYANG ITO NA HAWAK DIN NI GEORGE BUSH. GRABE TALAGA ANG PULITIKA AT PERA. MASYADONG MARUMI.
hypermanic, you're right about what you said, but my comment was posted as an expression to the point of view that America isn't as ideal as we may think. Actually, no country's ever perfect. Thinking that being colonized by America will solve our country's problem is, at best dilettante and at worst, idiotic. The commentaries made by mr. cofibean, without regards to what the Republicans have did to the country (and the world), is an extravagant display of arrogance, fanaticism and ignorance.
ang poser mo. nagthesaurus ka pa ba? ang obvious mo. para kang tanga. everybody knows you can't use extravagant in a sentence and make it sound like it's actually supposed to be there. bobo orc.
dude, you have SO MUCH to learn about economics.
Poser shmoser! I speak real English, dude, unlike some people here.
ang poser mo. nagthesaurus ka pa ba? ang obvious mo. para kang tanga. everybody knows you can't use extravagant in a sentence and make it sound like it's actually supposed to be there. bobo orc.
Is this just me, or is this argument extremely "straw man"?
That guy said: Extravagant
Assumption: He used thesaurus
Your conclusion: Poser
...
Right.
Dude, this is exactly the reason why our country's communication skills keep diminishing! Kung may nagsasalita ng Filipino, jologs siya. When someone is like speaking in Taglish, he is conyo naman. And when some erudite uses highbrow dictions in his discourses, he immediately gets "poser" as an attribute!
And for the record, extravagant is an extravagantly common word especially for this generation. Consult your dusty dictionary and you'll see his usage of the word is actually correct.
And stop calling people orcs, you douchebag!
so feeling mo mayaman ka na nyan?! bakit mo bilhin ang amerika?!
After reading all ur entries...what can i say?! it's deliriously entertaining and so funny! and obviously fictional! hehehe! u're good in making stories! i bet ur "pasosyal" stories were all from your dreams that you'd like to turn into reality! Oh well,libre ang mangarap,it's all urs for free my darling! Go on! Keep on dreaming! And where did u get all those pictures you've posted? why not post "real pictures"? If and only if TOTOO ang mga kwento mo.BYE for now! Keep me posted of ur dreams! Nice blog dude! :)
Masaya at kuntento ako sa buhay ko kaya wala akong pakialam sa inyo na puro reklamo. Ang pag asenso ng tao ay nasa mga kamay nya. Kasalanan ng mga baho masa kung bakit sila naghihirap... At sila pa may ganang magreklamo.
Sandali, may baho masa ba na ang anak e below 2? ay ewan!
Ahh... you guys are already taking this blog serious. But somehow the comments astounds me.
I'M GETTING BORED AND HYPERTENSIVE RIGHT NOW!
COFI POST NEW BLOG,WE, UR READERS BEEN READING FOSSILIZED TOPIC NA. I DNT FIND IT HEALTHY ANYMORE. WE SHOULD MOVE ON SOMEHOW. OK? PLEASE LANG PO. DO ENTERTAIN US AS UR SUPPOSED TO.-- THAT'S GOD-GIVEN PURPOSE IN A WEIRD FUNNY WAY. CGE ISIP KA NA ULI HA.
you must be really proud of yourself. you got the attention you wanted oh-so-badly...
freedom of speech? sure...it's just sad that your header states "make poverty history". u even have the white band in your blog. i'm sure as hell that you dont even know what they're advocating about. yes, they want to make poverty history, not by "obliterating them all" but by helping the poor get back on their feet, getting the poor children to go to school, beating AIDS, you know what i mean?
i just hope you know what that white band stands for otherwise, it's time for you to take it off.
God Bless your soul.
TANG-INA KA!
Ang hahaba naman ng mga comments dito. Mukhang mas blog pa ang comment box kesa sa mismong entry.
You make sense huh. Ewan ko kung bakit madaming naiinis sa blog mo. Kanya kanya kasi yan. We are free to express our opinions.
Cofibean...Cofibean..Cofibean...
Are you an idiot. If you sell the Philippine Gov't to the Americans, they you'll make us all as dumb as you.
Haha.
I'm the agent who's rich enough to buy my own Call Center and even your onw business, if you even have one left before the end of the year.
Hmmm... Mas okay kung sakupin tayo ng mga British kesa amerikano.
I like the way you write, but in any other aspect, you suck.
Alam ninyo para magbago yata yung Pilipinas dapat human cleansing..Lahat ng sinasabi na orcs ni cofibean from ages to 10 pataas dapat lipunin at pati na rin yung mga di orcs basta nasa edad 10 pataas. Nakakalungkot isipin pero kailangan gawin.. buwahahahahahahhahah...
In fairness, I really enjoy this guy's blog---when I want a good laugh, I come here---keep the traffic up, cofi!
http://www.offbeatmom.blogspot.com
http://www.speak4money.blogspot.com
haha =)
I wish your blogs are longer ^-^
It's full of crappy ideas but its funny =D
you know, Rizal wanted the Philippines to be a state of Spain..
and you don't have to sell the Philippines to the Americans coz the America is still controlling our country.
They're just saying we're free but we're not ^-^
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