Feeling the Drift

Shit talaga the couple of weeks that I had pare. I was too busy juggling my time between personal and professional life that I sometimes tend to make kalimot na my other commitments. Useless naman kasi the native secretary that I have. She's like walang alam talaga pare but to make pacute. As if naman I will make her pansin no. I hate bobo girls kaya. Not to mention stupid and nincomputerate pa! Don't want to elaborate na pare bout her kabobohan because I'm having breakouts na just by talking about stupid people.

So yun na nga diba? I was really hilo na because of the tons of commitments tapos some natives working for us are all bobo pa. It's like 99.9 percent of them don't have brains pare. Kaya naman my talino was like always drained because I am doing na all the thinking for them. Been thinking na nga of acquiring the position of my dad as the "fireman" of our company because I've been dying to fire na all of the bobo natives.

Buti na lang the Mario Badescu skin care package I ordered online from mariobadescu.com arrived kaninang morning lang pare. I think kasi na the roac treatment is not enough na to handle the stress I'm experiencing almost everyday. The price nga naman you have to pay just to maintain your goodlooks pare. But its ok lang, Dra. Munoz of Belo is like so lapit lang sa office namin.


Also pare, been reading nga pala the book of Connie Shelton which I borrowed from an editor friend. Been thinking na kasi of writing my own book and publishing it. I can feel na nga the Pulitzer prize talking to me pare. As in major connection! Actually, that's my true calling naman eh, to become a writer. Thanks nga pala to all the publishers emailing me and urging me to write a book. I'm working on it na. ;)

Hilariously Stoopid was unable to report last Wednesday pare, because the old native was like may sakit ata, which made me very happy because I got the chance to drive na naman for myself. Siempre pare, I felt na naman the drift while taking all the curves. Coolness talaga pare my uber bilis driving. Sayang lang talaga na I haven't got the chance to make bangga some orcs crossing the streets of Ayala. Probably they're all inside na the PUVs that time so I enjoyed my uber bilis driving na lang.

So I called na lang a chick who's been dying to go out with me pero I was the one who was making pakipot kasi she's not my type pare. Claude was not available na naman kasi that time pare because she's like so inlababo sa panget nyang boylet. Sabagay, they're soo bagay naman pare. Hahaha. So yun na nga diba, so I decided to invite na lang the girl who's been drooling to have dinner with me at the Kitchen, Greenbelt 3. I'm not all bad naman kasi pare. I have the gift naman of making other people's dreams into reality no. I guess its ok to do good from time to time din. I have a soft spot din naman in my puso for other people. Afterall, I'm still human and not bato pare.

After dinner, I invited her to go to church at Baclaran. Because its been quite tagal na since the last time I visited that place. I would like to pray lang na sana bigyan na ni Lord ng brains ang other people para wala ng stupid sa mundo pare. And sana wala na all the masa together with their kadire houses. Na that the Billions of pesos allotted for the pork barrels of the greedy officials be given na lang to some decent housing projects and some livelihood programs for all the baho natives. Para wala ng eyesore sa kalsada. Also, sana wala ng poser sa Ayala and hope that some people (specially orcs) will learn on how to act according to their appropriate social strata and means and that they get rid na of their baho outfits.

So there.