What the @#$#?!!!

I was the one who received the mails from the courier kanina. Kasi naman pare I wasn't able to sleep last night because of the tons of paperworks I'm doing for the new store we opened at the Mall of Asia. Been very busy for the past couple of weeks. I was really pagod na pare tapos tangina pa one letter I got kanina... It really ruined my aura... not to mention, my day! Uber pampasira ng morning pare. Tama ba naman to give me a wedding invitation pa to her wedding? The biatch! It's obvious naman na she was just making papansin lang because I stopped na from responding to her emails no. She's such a slut kaya. I know this is just one way to make paselos. Pero this time it's no longer working pare. I had enough na of all pampasira ng aura. They are just cramping my style lang naman pare. As if naman my world will stop if she marries that fugly Bobby shit. Now I'm really convinced na she's nothing but basura pare. Bimbo would be an understatement to her kabobohan. Damn! There's a whole buncha cute girls pa naman out there who's dying to go out with me. So, I threw nga her invitation straight into the trashcan. As if naman I'll spend my money going to NY just to see a moro-moro wedding. No way pare! I'm not that bobo kaya.

So yun na nga diba? I was really infuriated na kanina at the breakfast table tapos the sipsep katulong pa was asking me whats wrong daw. Why the long face... What the fuck?! Yeah! What's wrong na ba talaga with our society nowadays? I mean, whats with the feeling close ba? The president lifted na ba the demarcation line between the working masa and the amos, that gave them the right to speak freely as if feeling friends? Damn! As if naman I'll get something from her katiting na brain if I tell her on what got me mad. I mean I don't even kilala her name tapos she'll make tanong pa on what's my problem daw ba. It's really hard na talaga to find decent katutubo helpers nowadays pare that will treat you with respect. That's the problem when the amo is soo mabait eh, the muchachos and muchachos starts to grow their evil horns na - Like my ancient driver, Hilariously Stoopid. Do I have to put a signage pa ba na helpers are not allowed to talk to their amos unless told to do so? So, instead of calling my mom to tell her how bastos na naman the helper she hired... I kept my silence na lang. Just had my monthly check up kasi with Dra. Muñoz of Belo yesterday. Hirap ng pumanget just like the pathetic katulong no.

Tomorrow nga pala will go to Tagaytay to do another buying for our store sa MoA. Will post na lang uli some other time.

Hilariously Stoopid

Been very busy for the past few days pare plus I really need pa to detoxify na my aura because Mr. Hilariously Stoopid has been continuously dissing me. I really hate it talaga when I am surrounded with people suffering from severe case of low I.Q. Tama ba naman to ask me for directions around Makati. The hell talaga pare... I'm not even close to looking like MMDA patolas no. I looked at him sama nga then called my mom saying, "Mom, how come you gave me this native driver. And I thought Tonyo was stupid na.. meron pa pala more stupid than him. I'll trade him with Dario. I think it's about time for you naman to experience kabobohan at its finest." Tapos she said lang, "I'm having my diamond peel (AGAIN?! Her face is so nipis na kaya.) now hijo, will call you back later." From there, I think I'm stuck na talaga for all eternity to Mr. Hilariously Stoopid. Shit talaga pare. I really can't find any logic in hiring for me a driver pa. I mean, I'm really good at driving na kaya. I can even make my car sipol because of my uber cool bilis driving. There was an instance pa nga last week when he asked me where to take the left turn at Ortigas going to Podium, I told him to just make bangga na lang a traffic enforcer kasi that will be an indication that he needs to take the left turn na. Tapos he said, "Ok bosing." I mean, is that bobo or plain stupid lang talaga? I should have told him to jump out of the car while it was still moving so that I could drive na lang for myself. Tapos just yesterday lang when I told him to come with me inside the Manila Peninsula because I need to get some packages from Tita Minda, the pathetic driver was really shaking at the couch. I asked him whats with the ngatog and he told me na, "Ser, hiya lang po ako sa ibang tao. Masyado po palang sosyal sa loob ng mga hotel." I made ngiti na lang and thought, ganun ba talaga the feeling if balat mahirap? I somewhat felt pity na rin to the poor guy. Well, I have a puso rin naman pare minsan no. I'm just glad I'm not like him. As in, not even close! He was such a character talaga. And the attempt to schmooze with me almost everyday is really irritating. Feeling close? The hell!

Blog Worth and the Kulit Natives

Ok here's the deal pare, I'm really annoyed now by some katutubo posers emailing me stuff on how they love daw other people's blog and that my dicklit daw is full of crapolas. The hell! I mean, my blog kaya is the real deal pare. I know it is not as boring as the Zafra site with her uber boring choice of words. And hell! Not even comparable to the pathetic blog of that Brian Fag. Not even close pare. Mine is waaaay too cool. Let the blog worth do the talking pare:

cofibean.blogspot.com = blog is worth $69,438.42.
bryanboy.com = blog is worth $186,298.20.
twistedbyjessicazafra.blogspot.com = blog is worth $234,284.10.

See pare. I mean, you're not so bobo naman to see the difference right? They've been blogging since forever na pero ako, I started last October lang pero the traffic was really overwhelming na and what's really katawa pare is that I'm not blogging everyday pa! What more pa kaya if my blog is like tagal na rin? That would be like million dollar worth of blog na pare. I was really lito na nga on the bulk of emails I'm receiving everyday. Sometimes nga I'm just deleting na lang lahat ng emails from my yahoo inbox dahil its soo dami na talaga.

And with regards to the google ads I put on my site pare, please lang, it's not uber studded kaya like the other pathetic blog/s I mentioned.

So, I guess you get the point na pare. I'm the real deal. True blooded writer here pare. And I don't even need to brag about my achievements. I'm made na kaya.

So yun na nga diba? I was really annoyed na sa mga loser comments and emails tapos my mom hired pa another driver for me. And I thought it was goodbye na to the native katutubo drivers. Shit talaga pare... I have a new driver na - Mang Hilario. Tang-ina talaga, the name would suggest agad na he's ancient na rin no. Stupid talaga my mom for hiring another old driver. I mean, she's blind ba not to realize na she's risking my life by hiring stupid old natives? The hell talaga pare. I mean is there anything more native and older than the name Hilario? Damn! I really need to get out uli of this country pare. I need to replenish my aura on another bansa to feel better. :(

Kapuso Bungle.

Can't help talaga but laugh when I first saw this video feed pare. It's really funny kaya. See how the katutubo reporter made himself look so fucking stupid live on national TV. Uber funny talaga! It really made me sooo saya! Hahaha!

Kadiri Places this Holy Week

Ok pare. Just stayed home this Holy Week because orcs are like scattered almost everywhere nowadays. I mean, I made a list na nga on where not to go to this Lenten Season.



1. Boracay : This is a big nono place for sosy people round this time. The place is literally littered with baho natives and bobo orcs. The buhangin is very panghi na rin around this time of year because of the ill-mannered natives who's making paikot-ikot pa sa sand. Yeah... literally spreading skin diseases and baho smell sa buhangin. So if you're still kulit and made punta pa rin to bora, please don't forget to wear your thickest flip flops and make dala na rin alcohol to rid yourself of some skin diseases coming from the baho natives. A gas mask is also a must! It's better to enjoy na lang the beach on TV. That's what I did pare, I just recorded na lang Bora the last time I went there. So I am now enjoying the beach minus the natives and orcs right at the comfort of my own room.



2. Puerto Gallera : The bakla-mecca during this time of year. It's like all the baklas from all over the Philippines do a pilgrimage to this place every Lenten Season. So expect loud, flambouyant and baho people along the beach. The shoreline pa will surely be shit-laden because of the luwag ng butthole of those gay orcs. Damn pare! I bet that if a terrorist will blow this place up round this time of year, 99.9% of the bakla population here sa pinas will be like sent na to oblivion. As in wala na. So if you're looking for a quiet place to make dasal this season, literally avoid this place pare. Sayang lang your sandals if you stepped on some gayshit.

3. Bus Stations/Piers : Here is where all the baho loser natives make siksikan to go to the province during this time of year. The vile-stench of the general masa is really evident here. So it is really advisable to bring some cotton balls dabbed in alcohol to put inside ur nose to at least filter the filthy air round this places. Hirap na panahon now pare. I think 95% of natives are carriers na of some hybrid airborne diseases. So stay away from these places. Mura lang kaya domestic flight nowadays to anywhere sa pinas.

So there pare. I made na my top 3 places not to go to this holy week sa pinas. So, if you really care for your skin and your well being, STAY AWAY from these places. But if you have pam-Belo, I guess its ok lang to indulge and have fun. Just don't forget to take at least 1,500 mg of Vitamin C to protect yourself from the native diseases you might get. Mas better if you go to a private resort na lang to enjoy fully your summer vacation.

Enjoy.