Ziggurat Resto, Makati Ave.

Hahaha! Grabe talaga the native hookers sa Makati Ave pare. It's so funny how they made pakita their legs eh it's so kadiri naman. They all look so pangit ha. Tapos there are some foreigners pa making pacute infront of them. As in yuck pare! I think I saw one pa nga na may syphillis sa face. She tried to hide it lang with the use of some masa concealer like chinchansu (or whatever it is you masa people call it. I just heard it from my yaya before. basta all I can remember is that my yaya's face before was like really kintab after using it. I even told pa nga my mom na, "Mom look oh, yaya is trying to scare me na naman.") I mean, mura lang kaya Yves St. Laurent's Touche Eclat or Prescriptive's Comouflage Cream to hide her face. Yeah, her face pare. Kasi it's so disgusting na. I'm wondering nga how I managed to look at her for about an hour din. I was chilling pa naman at Ziggurat Makati while enjoying some mid-east cuisines.

So yun na nga diba? I was like alone lang trying to replenish my aura because it was all badvibes sa bahay dahil my stupid mom kasi won't allow me to drive my car. Since she fired nga my bobo driver, Mang Tonyo, she tasked Mang Dario to be my driver for the whole week until wala pa me new driver. My dad kasi went to Europe for some business meetings. I told her nga na, "Mom naman. I'm no longer a kid na kaya. I can even make sagasa na nga some orcs without being caught because I'm so galing na at driving." She made irap lang and told Mang Dario that he too will get fired if she doesn't made sunod the utos of my stupid mom. So that's the story pare why I took a cab and went to makati ave alone. Been meaning sana to go to Rockwell last night kaso Claude was with her pangit boyfriend na naman so I decided to try Ziggurat resto na lang. Yeah, alone pare. I saw Ziggurat kasi being featured on this site -- Philippine's Ultimate Guide to Restaurants plus I also saw it pa being featured on a couple of magazines so I want to make subok the place and make tikim the food. I ordered for a personal platter of their mixed kebab special, Ziggurat iced coffee, baklava and an apple flavored shisha. Grabe pare the kebabs ha! They are all so moist and tender. Unlike the ones at Husseins and the recently sunog Jerusalem which is kinda hilaw pa and medyo tigas. I also love the baklava. I just can't help but make tawa at the baklava. I made biro pa nga the waitress na I wanted some "is he gay" for dessert. Ok na sana pare kasi she laughed at my joke tapos sabay asked me on what I just said daw kasi they don't have it on the menu. See pare... basta natives slow. So I made ngiwi na lang and told her to just get my order agad. I saw some familiar faces kasi. Hirap na pare for someone to see me smiling at a katutubo waitress no. There are many gossip mongers pa naman.


Feeling loner talaga my drama last night pare. The good thing was that even though I'm alone, I'm still gwapo. I had my hair cut kasi yesterday at Piandre so I look really hot sporting my new hair do last night. I caught pa nga the native waiters staring at me like I was the food no. I mean they can drool all they want pare but I think it's impolite to stare at people kaya. So there I was... looking really gwapo and yet alone. As what I made sabi kanina, I even spent an hour staring at a hooker across the street. I thought I was going ancient na and buti na lang some college cuties also came to sample the place. Eh I was enjoying the shisha pa naman. So I tried to make pasikat to them and offered the shisha saying, "Hey ladies, would you like to blow my pipe?"... And then the place became tahimik..... Shit pare! Then I realized what I've just said. Kaso it was too late dahil I received na agad a sampal from the panget pa na girl. Of all cuties pare.. why naman the panget pa was the one who laid her filthy hand on my face. So yun na nga diba? I was really flushed because of embarrasment so I just asked for my bill and left the place. The hell talaga pare. They are missing out!

Still, I recommend Ziggurat Restaurant located at the ground floor of Sunette Tower, Makati Ave for the food and the nice experience. Just watch out for the chubby panget girl.

Acura

Wow pare! At long last, my mom fired na the stupid old native driver Mang Tonyo. It's about time naman kasi pare no. I mean he's too old na tapos bobo pa. He was making paawa pa kanina infront of my mom. Kadire talaga the scenario pare. Just try to imagine an old guy crying. The hell talaga pare! Really can't explain my happiness right now kasi nobody will cramp na my style from now on. Wala na the kulit Mang Tonyo who keeps on bothering me whenever I'm out partying. Bottom line --- I'm soo fucking saya now pare! Will tell you later why the old native got fired.

My dad kasi bought a new car for my mom last month as an anniversary gift. It's nothing mahal naman. The Honda Acura TSX. A 205 hp with 2.4 liter i-VTEC engine. The only cool thing about this car is technology they made sama with the car. I asked nga my mom if I could get na lang the 6-disc in-dash cd changer eh. Palit to my old skul cd player. Tutal it has other cool features naman eh. Like the bluetooth phone connectivity and the navigation system with voice recognition that is simply kainggit pare. Actually I'm planning na nga to make bangga my car para my dad will try to buy me the Acura TL which has an 8-speaker surround sound system.



So yun na nga diba? My mom really is enjoying her new car. She's no longer making sabay na nga with my dad eh. I think she has toyo na dahil she's fond na of borrowing Mang Tonyo and my Dad's driver, Mang Dario just to drive her around Makati. Dahil she feel safer daw with the two native drivers around to act as her bodyguards. She even asked my dad to hire for her some bodyguards na daw dahil you'll never know daw when the carnappers and kidnappers will strike. That's sooo fucking pathetic diba pare? Glad I'm not paranoid like her no.

Buti na lang yesterday they had a head on collision with a kia pride taxi with Mang Tonyo as her driver. Nothing to worry naman dahil they both made it alive. The car got a dent lang sa gilid aside from the busted bumper dahil nakaskas ng kadiring kariton from the masa sidewalk vendor. Don't get me wrong pare. I'm not happy because my mom's car got gasgas. it's just that, if not for that incident, my bobo native driver won't get fired kanina.

Aside from that LIBERATING incident, I have nothing else to talk about pare. Siguro tama na muna that for now.

And to the pathetic orc who keeps on sending the kadire photo to my email add. Fuck you pare!

Solace

The bora was not so good pare. The supposedly pahinga turned into something tragic talaga. My aura is really low right now. Shit naman kasi some of my barkadas. Tama ba naman kasi to bring their partners with them. It's obvious naman na they are just making painggit lang. Yeah pare. I know, I'm still single. Pero do they really have to show pa right in my face na I'm like single pa? Kadire talaga the orgy they did at the Maharlika room of Pearl of the Pacific. If only I knew na gagawin lang nila motel the room I rented di sana I took the single deluxe room na lang. Up to now, I can't forget the kadiri scenario talaga of the place... specially the abnormally large dark nipples of G-----'s gf. Tang-ina pare. Weird talaga those nipples. Almost occupying 99.9 percent of her tits which is flat na tapos fake pa! As in prunes talaga pare... major! Still giving me nightmares up to now. Damn!

Pero in fairness pare, they made me realize one thing.. Kalungkot pala when you have no partner at such romantic places. Kaya naman I spent na lang the rest of my 3-day stint at Bora creating a poem for someone I missed sooo fucking much.

Solace

Within your arms, I tried to seek,
Comfort in sorrow, misfortune and distress.
For heaven calm you were...
When everywhere I turned, chaos is at its best.
Threatening silence by its troubled ways.

Engulfed by quietude in my moment of sadness.
Awed by the way you made me felt.
The warmth of your breath right by my ears,
The sweet caresses you made to my hair,
Even at my flaws, you dare not speak...
Silence that echoed the acceptance that you made.

In your anamnesis,
I asked the stars, "Why?"
I questioned a lot...
The heavens opened wide
and replied, "Why not?"

Kaiba talaga when you do something straight from your puso no? The emotion is really damang-dama. I'm not rushing naman pare, pero I think it's about time for me to look for a partner na. Can't bear na kasi sometimes the lungkot na aking dama.

*Sigh!*

Alter Cofi

Pare! Sorry for not updating that often. Kasi naman I was really uber busy kaya. So many things to attend to and sunod-sunod pa all the meetings with clients. Kapagod na nga my schedule eh. How I wished na they would legalize na human cloning para I'll just clone myself and have my other self do all the work for me. That would be really nice siguro pare no? Just imagine, if only those great Scientists realized na the perfect specimen for human cloning is here in the Philippines, all the press siguro will make kagulo at our house. Damn pare! Imagine CNNMatthews, BBC World, ANSA Italia, Reuters, etc will all make habol of me just for an exclusive interview. Well, sorry na lang to them pare no? That was so fucking lame kaya. And besides, they'll just mess with my aura lang naman pare diba? I'm made na kaya.

So yun na nga diba? I was like hilo na thinking on what to do next tapos my katutubo secretary pa was like all bobo pa! My god pare, she's so tanga talaga. I mean, I gave her na nga a PDA phone to take care of my sked tapos just yesterday lang when she told me na she's not fond of the PDA phone daw kasi it's so hightech daw. She's more comfortable daw using an organizer in taking down notes. The hell pare! The technology is libre na kaya. And besides, what will some of my clients say if they see my native alalay just writing on a cheap organizer?! The hell talaga no! Image is everything pare. Baka they'll think pa na I'm poor na kasi I'm not able to afford a gadget for my personal secretary. Damn! Natives talaga are so primitive sometimes!

Kanina nga pala I turned down an offer from Claude and Andrew to watch a movie. Brokeback Mountain daw. The hell pare! That flick was so fucking gay kaya. And I'm not in any way near to becoming one! Kadiri kasi their lifestyles eh. Not to mention I don't like them at all! Its simple lang naman pare diba? Most of the slaves working at a callcenter are, if not lesbos, gays. So that means, the call center industry is being run by majority of the gay culture. And if its gay culture we are talking about, expect pare, we are talking about immorality and kabastusan... as in major! They are loud, panget and not to mention, all so baho. Tama ba naman kasi to make the pwet as a sex organ? There's nothing on it kaya but shit. Just like them -- looking and smelling like one. Hay! I rest na nga my case pare. Baka kasi some loser gay orcs na naman will flood my email and comment box just like before kasi they are like sapul to what I'm saying right now. The hell naman kasi to all you loser gar orcs. Please make dutdot na lang the pwet of your partner and leave my private thoughts alone. Wala naman kayo say here.


Bukas nga pala is my flight to Bora with some friends. Just wanna catch some tan lang for my putla na skin. Haven't got the chance to make pasikat kasi sa araw for the past few months because of my busy sked. I think it's time naman for me to unwind.

Siguro tama na muna that for now. Will post na lang my trip to bora next time.

Broken Spirit

Ok here's the deal pare. I lost to some lame katutubos. :(

Fuck talaga pare. Don't want to act as a sore loser pero the trophy was really talking to me that day. I felt na nga success when I saw it eh. The feeling weas soo real pare so I made congratulate na nga myself before the tourney. Kaso some bobo caddy kasi really got me infuriated. I made some angal nga regarding that tanda girl. She was like lola na kasi tapos she's the one pa who got assigned to me. The hell! As in, what are they thinking ba? I lost tuloy to some poser katutubos. I told pa naman all my friends na I'll bring home the trophy + the raffle car that day. Omen lang talaga the old lady kaya my aura til now is still sira because of the defeat. I really can't take it pare. I'm like sooo fucking down for the past few days. Hope they reconsider the tourney and see some pandadaya sa winners. Fucking kainis talaga. Nasayang lang my getup that day.

So yun na nga diba? I lost na nga sa Mango Tee tapos some bobo orcs pa are like making pampasira na naman here sa blog ko. What's up with you callcenter losers ba? Please stop acting as if naman you know about the holes sa ACC eh in your dreams lang naman that you'll get a chance to go there. Probably the closest you can get is to make silip na lang to some photos I took. Major losers!

Can't you read ba guys? I changed na nga my topic from "Callcenters are for Losers" to "Make Poverty History" dahil I want the masa natives history tapos you orcs are like visible pa rin. I remember suggesting na nga to the local government to bulldoze na all the paper houses and squatters area around Makati and Manila, and have them evacuated to some isolated island near Peru para wala na all the baho problems and eye sore here sa pinas. Kaya never na unlad our economy because of you orcs. Pathetic whiners.

Also, been having problems nga pala with the Japanese partners of our new firm. And they said Japanese were great businessmen. What a bunch of crapolas!

Ysabelle nga pala emailed me to make kamusta how I'm doing for the past few months. Also, reminding me of her wedding this June. The biatch! She's so kapal pare no? I bet she's just making paselos lang dahil she's starting to realize na I'm way better than that fag guy she got. I think it's a big palabas lang to make papansin saken. It's obvious naman na she likes me kaya. Bitchy no?

Well siguro tama na muna that for now. Have to do something important pa kasi. And to all the guys emailing me some good things, thanks pare ha? Ingats kayo sa iba.